We scientifically validate whether Ellie was happier on her wedding day or on her trip to Ramsay Street in our feature Neighbours or Nuptials. It’s the return of Cassette Roulette, where I make a rather shocking and harrowing find. Ellie teaches me a new activity in the bedroom and tells us about the time she was a stripper. I head to Bath, where I follow Nigel Farage. We go on another crime-solving walk and experience a near miss at the hands of some Hillsborough hoodlums. There’s another guide-dog story, and I get an unexpected house call.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - It’s Tosh Time!

(00:03:12) - Neighbours or Nuptials

(00:14:19) - Bizarre Bottle-Based Behaviour in Bath

(00:24:33) - Another Guide-Dog Story While Washing the Dishes

(00:30:50) - Ellie Was a Stripper and a Song About a Chicken

(00:37:00) - Please Forgive Me Daddy, I’ve Been a Bad Boy (00:54:42) - Cassette Roulette and Tangents About UK Garage, Dentists, and Bread Makers

(01:16:20) - Spicy Spells and Religious Rounds

We are approached by the daughter of a dictator in Spammer Time. Join me in the bath for an explosive experience, and I conduct an experiment involving cold water and Vera Lynn. I’ve been back on the dark web to unearth some lost musical treasures, and this time it’s an unheard gem from Guns N. Roses. We go for a walk to try and thwart a murder. There’s a couple of stories about guide dogs, and we read a few of your comments and listen to some rather weird phone messages.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - It Started With a Blow

(00:04:52) - Spammer Time: The Dictator’s Daughter

(00:10:15) - In the Bath With Guns N. Roses and Vera Lynn

(00:26:47) - Guide Dog Stories

(00:31:08) - Guns N. Roses: Welcome to the Bathtub

(00:36:33) - Shakespeare in the Kitchen

(00:47:34) - The Walking Detective

(01:01:06) - Tonsils, Teeth, and Tossing

My gig in Somerset takes an unexpected turn when a heckling pensioner becomes rather flirtatious. Ellie has a run-in with a call centre scammer and is assaulted by a roast dinner on the streets of Sheffield. New exciting features include the catchily named Technological Regression Masquerading As Technological Progression, and What’s That Biscuit. Plus, more 100% accurate celebrity impressions from Ellie.

CHAPTERS:

(00:00:00) - Food Farce, Flatulence, and Flirting

(00:16:38) - The Reek of Geek

(00:35:38) - Scammer Time

(00:39:10) - Technological Regression Masquerading as Technological Progression

(00:44:40) - Happy Hardcore Dishwashing

(00:49:52) - David Eagle: The Cartoon

(00:52:50) - Mogrosides and Matrimonial Musings

From the podcast that brought you the exclusive first plays from Gina G and Lou Bega, this week we hear an unreleased song from Little Richard as he pays homage to his hero, Spike Milligan.

We feature clips from The Young'uns live at Middlesbrough Town Hall and Winchester Cathedral. Join me for some meditation with a twist, play along with Ellie's Fame Game, and, to prove that we do listen to your feedback, we finally bring you into our bed.

(00:00:00) Jan 29 - Join Us In Bed

(00:11:58) Jan 30 - Meditation With A Humorous Twist

(00:15:09) Jan 31 - Enter The Mind Of Tutti Frutti Sue

(00:19:41) Feb 1 - Out Of The Bath And Into The Cathedral

(00:33:01) Feb 2 - Little Richard And Spike Milligan On The Dark Web

(00:35:55) Feb 3 - Strange Post-Gig Encounters

(00:40:47) Feb 4 - Ellie's Fame Game

This week’s podcast features confusing conversations with computers. Henry II and Simon Cowell have a difference of opinion regarding the musical merits of farting. My idiosyncratic performance of Flight Of the Bumblebee gets a cold reception. And Ellie goes to Laos, where she meets with Dominic Monaghan who’s recovering from an altercation with a lizard, and becomes embroiled in a gambling scam.

Chapters

(00:00:00) Jan 22 - Two-take Wonder

(00:06:36) Jan 23 - King Henry II, Simon Cowell, And Farting

(00:19:46) Jan 24 - Exorcist Runner

(00:34:30) Jan 25 - Gaslit By A Computer

(00:52:40) Jan 26 - Bottle Banter

(00:59:04) Jan 27 - Kitchen Sink Drama

(01:07:52) Jan 28 - Ellie Becomes Embroiled In A Gambling Scam In Laos

This week we share anecdotes about Louis van Gaal, Miles Jupp, Elis James, John Robins, Fern Brady and George Ezra. We join Bob Dylan in a youth hostel, and we receive an email from Lou Bega, with his brand new song. Plus Ellie tries to contact Joe Cocker, but to no avail, because he’s been dead for twelve years.

Chapters

(00:00:00) Jan 15 - ON A Plane With Louis van Gaal

(00:13:17) Jan 16 - Fern Brady Didn’t Look At My Crotch

(00:21:52) Jan 17 - IN A Youth Hostel With Bob Dylan

(00:28:40) Jan 18 - An Email From Lou Bega

(00:33:52) Jan 19 - I’ve Got a Hole IN My Hooter

(00:41:28) Jan 20 - What’s The Time Mr Eagle?

(00:48:14) Jan 21 - Ellie Tries To Contact Joe Cocker

You rejoin us in the middle of our holiday in Marrakesh, where we become dramatically stranded in a ford, meet a funky imam, and pit three Moroccan teas against each other in our first non-European Herbal Tea Of The Week.

Plus, I perform for a group of swingers, get attacked by two birds, and have another interesting backside-related experience—those three things aren’t related. We also enter the world of Angela, from the song Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega.

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Jan 8 - Ford Farce

(00:16:38) Jan 9 - Funky Imam

(00:28:00) Jan 10 - Herbal Tea Of The Week From Marrakesh

(00:41:40) Jan 11 - Enter The Mind Of Angela

(00:48:18) Jan 12 - Paradise Studios

(00:52:47) Jan 13 - In Which I Perform For A Group Of Swingers

(01:00:16) Jan 13 - Shit The Bed

We’re back. The plan is to record something every day and then release weekly.

This week: Join me in the bath with a pair of geese, a call to my bank takes a sordid and confusing turn, and Ellie and I have some weird massage experiences. Plus, we go abroad, but I don’t know where we’re going.

Find out where we land and what we do in the first in a new weekly series of The David Eagle Podcast. It’s better than a bald head.

Chapters:

(00:00:00) Jan 1 - Better Than a Bald Head

(00:06:50) Jan 2 - In The Bath With Two Geese

(00:17:27) Jan 3 - The Backside Massage

(00:26:41) Jan 4 - Wash It, Dry It, Smash It

(00:33:29) Jan 5 - The Eagle Has Landed. But where?

(00:43:21) Jan 6 - Human Baklava

(00:54:22) Jan 7 - Henna Hassle