Here's last week's dad jokes from Dadabase!

• The candle quit his job because he felt burned out
• Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep
• A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
• I met some aliens from outer space, they were pretty down to earth.
• The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights
• My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts
• Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.

If you want to get daily dad jokes delivered to your inbox head to Dadabase.co

Here's last week's dad jokes from Dadabase!

• Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
• I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once, it was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.
• I flipped a coin over an issue the other day, it was quite the toss-up.
• These reversing cameras are great, since I got one I haven’t looked back.
• Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he's just a handyman
• The bomb didn't want to go off So it refused
• Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course, It’s very souperficial

If you want to get daily dad jokes delivered to your inbox head to Dadabase.co

Here's last week's dad jokes from Dadabase!

A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me, so I asked him to leave me a loan.

I ordered a book of puns last week, but I didn't get it.

People say i look better without glasses, but I just can't see it.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me

Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.

If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?

I changed my iPod name to Titanic, it's syncing now.

If you want to get daily dad jokes delivered to your inbox head to Dadabase.co