🎙️ Welcome back to The Call Flo Show on WFLO AM 870!
Broadcasting live from the Francis E. Wood Studio in downtown Farmville, John Staton hosts alongside Paul Barlow for a full Monday morning edition packed with local conversation, community updates, special guests, and familiar Call Flo moments.

This episode focuses on an upcoming regional event, Chamber of Commerce news, listener call-ins, local history, pop culture discussion, and the everyday back-and-forth that makes The Call Flo Show a Southside Virginia staple.

Special guests Anne Tyler Paulek, Executive Director of the Farmville Area Chamber of Commerce, and Jen Carne, Chamber Board Chair, join the show to preview the Second Annual Farmville Wedding Expo.

They share details about:
• The expo taking place Sunday, January 18, from 1–4 PM
• The venue: Spruceberry Farm in Cumberland
• A sold-out lineup of 22 wedding vendors
• Why January is ideal timing after peak engagement season
• Ticket pricing: $10 in advance / $15 at the door
• How the event serves as a one-stop experience for brides, grooms, and families

They also highlight the strength of Prince Edward County and surrounding areas as wedding destinations and thank sponsors and partners who helped make the event possible.

Anne and Jen remind listeners about the Farmville Area Chamber of Commerce Membership Luncheon, happening today at noon at the Woodland Community Center, featuring a presentation focused on cybersecurity and infrastructure security.

Longtime listener Henry Fultz calls in with a mix of humor, reflections, and storytelling—bringing classic Call Flo charm to the morning with wordplay, anecdotes, and thoughtful moments.

John Staton and Paul Barlow cover a wide range of topics including:
• Classic television and film
• NFL history and Super Bowl memories
• Famous birthdays and historic events
• Technology changes and modern appliances
• Everyday observations and listener-driven discussion

The show also includes:
• A full local weather forecast
• Birthday announcements
• Community sponsors supporting WFLO and local radio

📻 The Call Flo Show has been on the air since 1972, bringing Southside Virginia local voices, real conversations, and classic radio moments every weekday morning.

💍 Farmville Wedding Expo Preview🏛️ Chamber Luncheon Reminder☎️ Listener Call-In🎬 Conversation, Culture & History🌤️ Weather & Birthdays

🎙️ Welcome back to The Call Flo Show on WFLO AM 870!It’s Friday, January 9, 2026, and Chris Wood kicks off the morning from the Francis E. Wood Studio, joined by John Staton, with Noah Messarge arriving fashionably late — just in time to spark laughter, stories, and a show full of classic Call Flo charm. From listener jokes and powerful faith testimonies to wild pets, aging cats, and weekend plans, this episode delivers everything longtime listeners love about WFLO mornings.🌟 Highlights from Today’s Show⏰ Fashionably Late & Morning BanterChris and John open the show wondering where Noah is — joking about past habits of running late and the chaos of busy mornings. Noah eventually arrives, apologizing for trying to do “too many things at once,” sparking laughs and reflections on how haste really does make waste.📞 Henry Fulcher Brings the Jokes (and Then the Power)Listener favorite Henry Fulcher calls in early with a rapid-fire run of classic jokes, puns, and one-liners — from French fries and banjos to ugly girlfriends and motorcycles that won’t run. The laughter quickly gives way to one of Henry’s most powerful testimonies yet.🙏 A Remarkable Story of Faith & HealingHenry shares a deeply moving account from February 2001, describing how scripture spoke directly to him before church and led him to deliver a message to a visiting family. He recounts how a scheduled cancer surgery for a military veteran was canceled after doctors could no longer find the cancer — a moment Henry credits fully to divine intervention. The story follows the family’s continued journey, repeated confirmations, and a miracle that left doctors stunned and faith strengthened.🐕 Deer Legs, Dogs & Unwanted “Gifts”The conversation lightens as Chris tells the ongoing saga of his dog bringing home another deer leg — including how he handled disposal under cover of darkness. John and Noah react with disbelief, humor, and questions no dog owner ever expects to answer.🐈 Jeff the Cat: Menace or Mastermind?Noah dives into life with his tuxedo cat Jeff, who has zero fear of water, loves sinks, ignores aluminum foil deterrents, and knows exactly how to manipulate dinner schedules. Chris offers old-school advice — including the classic “jar of coins” trick — while listeners weigh in with their own cat experiences.📞 Listener Call: A 27-Year-Old Cat Named BounceA caller shocks the studio by sharing that her tuxedo cat Bounce is nearly 27 years old, complete with aches, attitudes, and expectations of human servitude. The call sparks amazement, laughter, and a sobering realization for Noah about just how long Jeff may be running his household.📞 FTC Joins with Pet Talk & Toy SolutionsRegular caller FTC chimes in, offering Noah a plug-in cat toy designed to burn off feline energy — and the discussion turns to pets as lifelong commitments, animal “arks,” and whether adding another cat solves problems… or doubles them.🐦 Chris’ Birds, Goats & Animal Kingdom UpdateChris shares stories about his longtime birds Groucho and Georgie, their impressive lifespans, and their unique personalities — plus updates on goats Curly, Moe, and Larry grazing happily outdoors. The show turns into an impromptu celebration of animals who outlive expectations.📅 National Days & Curious ConversationsThe crew highlights National Law Enforcement Day and Balloon Ascension Day, sparking curiosity (and concern) about hot air balloons, birds, and unlikely midair scenarios.🍕 Weekend Plans & Comfort Food ConfessionsChris shares plans to tackle paperwork, enjoy rainy weather, and experiment with Sicilian-style pizza, tapioca, and rice pudding — while recalling a childhood trauma involving Chef Boyardee pizza before Halloween. The group agrees: the worst experiences often make the best memories.

🎙️ Welcome back to The Call Flo Show on WFLO AM 870!It’s Thursday, January 8, and Chris Wood is live from the Francis E. Wood Studio, joined in-studio by John Staton, with Noah Messarge popping in and out as the morning unfolds. From blue skies and winter fog to classic Call Flo humor, heartfelt faith stories, pop culture tangents, and legendary listener calls, this episode is a perfect snapshot of why mornings on WFLO feel like home.🌟 Highlights from Today’s Show☀️ Blue Skies, Fog & Morning Check-InsChris kicks things off admiring the clear blue skies and mild winter temperatures before talking weekend rain ahead and plans to tackle paperwork — complete with a brand-new paper shredder ready for action. John checks in on his week, and Noah makes a brief appearance, earning plenty of playful ribbing along the way.🪵 Wood Splitters, Shredders & Winter PrepChris shares the saga of his wood splitter leaking hydraulic fluid everywhere, explaining why repairs are necessary before tackling his abundant supply of fallen trees. The conversation drifts into staying warm, winter routines, and how projects always seem to reveal bigger problems once you start them.📜 This Day in HistoryThe crew runs through notable moments from January 8th, including mysterious UFO sightings in France, major world events, political history, and famous birthdays — setting the stage for one of the show’s most meaningful calls.📞 Henry Fulcher Delivers Jokes, History & a Powerful TestimonyListener favorite Henry Fulcher calls in with a wide-ranging segment that blends classic jokes, church history, and an unforgettable faith story. Henry talks about a special booklet documenting the history of Concord Baptist Church, honoring longtime pastors and sharing how deeply moved he’s been reading it — including mentions of his own parents listed in the church history.From there, Henry rolls through a long string of classic Call Flo jokes — mirror mishaps, bobbing for french fries, nudist camp signs, shaving disasters, and wordplay that keeps Chris and John laughing.🙏 A Moving Story of Compassion & HealingHenry then shares a deeply personal testimony from a 1990 family trip to Williamsburg, recalling how his young daughter became seriously ill along the way. After a quiet moment of prayer and an unexpected act of compassion at a restaurant, Henry describes an immediate and dramatic change in her condition — a moment he credits to faith and divine intervention. It’s one of the most heartfelt segments of the morning and a reminder of why Henry’s calls resonate so strongly with listeners.🎂 Elvis, Bowie & the Birthday CalendarWith no local birthdays initially submitted, the crew celebrates Elvis Presley’s birthday, along with David Bowie, sparking conversation about Elvis’ food favorites, Jailhouse Rock, iconic photos, guitars, and the legacy of “The King.” A late call adds a local birthday shoutout for Joyce Four of Farmville, saving the calendar just in time.📺 Pop Culture, TV & Music NostalgiaChris and John riff on classic TV, old commercials, Die Hard, Top Gun, and the way pop culture sticks with us across generations. The discussion stays light, nostalgic, and unmistakably Call Flo.📞 FTC Calls In with Banter & Bee TalkRegular caller FTC checks in with jokes, wordplay, and talk about possibly getting into beekeeping — prompting a flurry of puns, movie references, and playful back-and-forth. The segment turns into classic radio banter, complete with Top Gun jokes, aging pilots, and plenty of laughs.🌦️ Weather Forecast & Community SponsorsChris delivers the full Southside and Central Virginia forecast, covering sunshine, rain chances, gusty winds, and colder nights ahead. The show also highlights longtime community sponsors, reinforcing WFLO’s deep local roots!