Sup y'all! the season has STARTED and the Bruins are already in midseason form.... and so are the Blackhawks! Emily is really sad about it! But she has solutions! Will Chicago listen? Is Jeff Bashill in Emily's car? Will the Bruins ever lose again? Will Andrew recite classic literature again? Find out all these answers and HIT PLAY!

Intro - Tragically Hip - At the Lonely End of the Rink

Outro - Alkaline Trio - Prevent This Tragedy

Hey Ya'll! Its another episode of Blackhawk and Gold coming down the midway and promising to entertain ya! The Bruins have rookie camp AND captain's practices! (with not a lot of rookies and NO captain) The Blackhawks have the same (just with a lot of rookies)!, Emily has a sleep paralysis demon that's haunting her every waking moment! (who?) and Andrew has..... horses? (Why) Find out the answers to all of these PLUS: What is happening with James Hagens? What on EARTH is happening with Chris Kreider? What on MARS did EA's player models come from, and which body horror movie should we see next? The season is starting soon and with Emily & Andrew are rounding into perfect form, this is the exact time to join them! Go Bruins and Go Hawks!

Intro: Dad Sports - So Be it In My Dreams

Outro: Tragically Hip - Tiger the Lion

The Offseason has been 16 years long, but we're almost at the end! Which means for this one, we go long, we go off the rails, and the technical difficulties are abundant! Its the season preview episode! Andrew and Emily go full tilt at their teams, And Emily takes aim at the out of town media that are doubting Chicago (and her co-host for FORGETTING WHO'S ON THE TEAM) - Elsewhere: Can Andrew finally convince Emily to make a trade with his team? Can Emily teach the world how to pronounce Franklin Nazar's name? And WHERE does Andrew have a hatchetman tattoo?

Swig your Faygo and Say Go Bruins! Chant 'Whoop whoop' and say Go Hawks!' but most importantly: Hit Play!

Intro: ZOX - Big Fish

Outro: Viagra Boys - Punk Rock Loser