This week, the B-Movie Boys travel to Eternia… and then immediately right back to suburban America… to break down the 1987 fantasy adaptation Masters of the Universe (1987).

Dolph Lundgren is He-Man. Frank Langella is Skeletor. Courtney Cox finds a synthesizer that may or may not control the universe. There are laser guns, foam rocks, multiple rubber-suit henchmen, and a villain performance that goes way harder than the rest of the movie deserves.

We dive into toy-line economics, budget gymnastics, earthbound fantasy compromises, and what happens when Shakespearean villain energy collides with mall parking lots.

The Schlockometer is deployed. Eternia is judged. Skeletor absolutely does not phone it in.

Tear down the good. Celebrate the bad. Good Journey.

Mentioned in this episode:

1. He-Man and the Masters of the Universe
2. Cannon Films
3. Mattel
4. Gary Goddard
5. Superman
6. Star Wars
7. Flash Gordon
8. Rocky IV

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1. BMovieBoys.com
2. Official Discord
3. Patreon
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In this episode, The B-Movie Boys confront one of the strangest films ever committed to VHS: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (1977). Born from demonic heartbreak and powered by bubbling acid fluids, this sentient piece of furniture spends 77 agonizing minutes quietly consuming anyone foolish enough to take a nap.

We unpack the movie’s baffling lore, glacial pacing, and surprisingly earnest ambition, while debating whether a film can be boring and admirable at the same time. Along the way, they explore cursed beds, cursed filmmaking, and why sheer audacity might matter more than entertainment value. The Schlockometer is deployed. Science is disrespected. The bed is still hungry.

Mentioned in this episode:

1. George Barry
2. Patton Oswalt
3. Dan Brown
4. Gordon Ramsay
5. The Shawshank Redemption
6. Alka-Seltzer, probably

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1. BMovieBoys.com
2. Official Discord
3. Patreon
4. Facebook
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In our first full episode, The B-Movie Boys take on Birdemic: Shock and Terror, one of the most infamous eco-horror disasters ever committed to digital video. We break down James Nguyen’s Hitchcock-inspired nightmare, from its baffling performances and green-screen birds to its earnest environmental message and jaw-dropping technical choices. Using the Schlockometer, we examine where Birdemic fails, where it accidentally succeeds, and why movies that swing this hard deserve to be celebrated, not dismissed.

Mentioned in this episode:

1. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
2. The Birds (1963)
3. An Inconvenient Truth (2006)
4. James Nguyen
5. Sundance Film Festival
6. 7-11
7. "Just Hanging Out" by Damien Carter

Our Links:

1. BMovieBoys.com
2. Official Discord
3. Patreon
4. Facebook
5. Instagram

Alright folks, get ready to dive into the glorious mess that is B movies with us, the B Movie Boys! This time, we're laying down our totally arbitrary Schlockometer to rate the best of the worst flicks out there. Yeah, we’re talking about the kind of movies that are so bad, they’re actually kinda good. We’ll break down categories like entertainment value and technical incompetence, because let’s face it, who doesn’t love a good rubber monster? Plus, we’re giving you the scoop on our first episode where we tackle the legendary “Birdemic: Shock and Terror.” So grab your popcorn, or whatever snack you can find, and join us in celebrating the absurdity of these cinematic disasters. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Key takeaways:

1. We introduce ourselves, the hosts of the B Movie Boys podcast, dedicated to exploring the realm of B-movies.
2. We've got a wild scoring system called the Schlockometer, because why not make things totally arbitrary, right?
3. Our motto? Tear down the good and celebrate the bad. Because just praising stuff is a total snooze-fest.
4. Expect a mix of absurdity and hilarity as we dive into flicks that are so bad, they're actually kind of great.

Mentioned in this episode:

1. Patreon
2. The Caped Podcasters
3. Beer Me a Movie
4. Toxic Avenger
5. Birdemic: Shock and Terror
6. Velocipastor
7. Rocky Horror Picture Show
8. Reefer Madness
9. The Room