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In this week's Luv Doc, a reader seeks guidance after his girlfriend abruptly ended their relationship because he ignored her to scroll through social media during a car ride. The Luv Doc rejects the reader's claim that the breakup was an overreaction to a minor misunderstanding. Instead, the Luv Doc suggests that the man's habitual inattentiveness likely caused a buildup of resentment that led to the final confrontation. By using colorful analogies and political commentary, the Luv Doc argues that it is exhausting to constantly remind a partner to meet basic social standards. Ultimately, the Luv Doc advises the reader to accept the permanent separation and focus on becoming a more present and grateful person in future relationships.

Two overly earnest robots discuss this week's Luv Doc column from the Austin Chronicle.

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In this week's Luv Doc a reader seeks a verdict on a social conflict involving his wife’s friend's boyfriend. The reader explains how he used a humorous remark to deflect tension after the boyfriend aggressively corrected a minor detail in a story, leading his wife to later apologize for his behavior. In his response, the The Luv DOc dismisses the need for an apology, arguing that the reader’s joke was a justified way to highlight the boyfriend's pedantic and controlling attitude. The Luv Doc further criticizes the boyfriend’s behavior by framing it as a sign of arrogance rather than a genuine concern for facts. Ultimately, the Luv Doc provides a satirical perspective on social etiquette, interpersonal dynamics, and the specific reputation of Cybertruck owners.

Two overly earnest robots discuss this week's Luv Doc column from the Austin Chronicle.

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In this this week's Luv Doc a woman who identifies as "Fiftyish Working Mom," seeks guidance regarding a new partner who has become increasingly controlling. Although the man is financially stable and retired, the woman expresses concern over his unsolicited criticism of her parenting, career, and personal style. She questions whether her discomfort stems from lifestyle differences or if his behavior constitutes a serious red flag. The Luv Doc responds by validating her instincts, labeling the man’s behavior as a display of excessive hubris. Ultimately, the Luv Doc advises her to remain cautious, suggesting that financial success does not grant someone the authority to manage another person's life.