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The Shepherd Company is releasing select case files in the interest of maintaining public awareness. New materials are published typically every other Friday, documenting paradoxical incidents under Milton's review.


Reality is a suggestion. Paperwork is binding.

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  • Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003

    Knock Knock — You've Got Signs of Contamination. Mind If We Come In? | The Absurd Files #003
    Feb 20 2026

    Case File #003: Subject employs Control & Remediation for a domestic mold issue. Post-remediation behavioral anomalies observed in household members.

    Initial contact occurred via unsolicited door-to-door inspection.

    Be advised: Representatives from Control & Remediation have been linked to multiple assimilation events. Deny entry under all circumstances.

    Assimilation attempts reported in sectors: [REDACTED]

    New case files released typically every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.

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    31 min
  • I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002

    I Met the One Beneath the Mire...and I Think He's in Love With Me | The Absurd Files #002
    Jan 30 2026

    Case file #002: Subject becomes lost in bayou—allegedly enters liminal domain of Mire Walker.

    Be advised: Avoid deep excursions into swamps and jungles during twilight.

    New case files released every other Friday at noon PST. Subscribe for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.

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    24 min
  • Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001

    Note to Therapist: I Think My Dog’s in a Cult | The Absurd Files #001
    Jan 16 2026

    Case file #001: Subject is concerned about pet's highly unusual behavior—submits note to therapist detailing strange events and cult activity of dog, Chompy.

    Be advised: Report extraordinary canine behavior to the Shepherd Company.


    New case files released every other Friday at noon PST.
    Follow for additional materials from the Department of Paradoxical Incidents.

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    20 min
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