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Roses are red Violets are blue, And I want you to know that our parents are very disappointed in you. So why do you think our parents are disappointed in me? First of all, because I invite you every weekend. For Sunday lunch and you always decline always as if you had anything else to do. Scratch your balls or play video games or watch movies and eat KFC lying down on the couch like a Roman emperor.

They just put like pieces of chicken in your mouth, , and you're like in your under. And my boxes. A wife beater the that tank top. That's right. So they're saying like, Why doesn't he come and see us? And cost always says no because, well, it's busy because we have to clean the house because that takes two hours to My girlfriend has a headache.

You don't clean the house. You don know I do today. I cleaned it with Joan. Join me . I'm organized. Exactly for money. You'd probably clean the house. You'd just tell. Yeah. So you never come on Sunday. Look, I'll explain why and it's not always Cause I clean. I don't clean every week. . It's I work. We all know that.

You don't clean. I work, usually I work. What's a nickname? You don't get a nickname of Lela and you are clean . Yeah, that's my nickname. Le. I have other things to do too. I have a life. I've got a girlfriend. No, you don't. That's the You have a girlfriend. Yeah. Or maybe she has a life, but you don't , you're on the couch with a chicken.

Actually, I don't bite KFC anymore. It's too greasing and by roosters. Fried chicken still, but anyway, I don't, We don't, Cause we buy more Chinese stuff than KFC anymore. So you aren't like noodles? Noodles, dumplings. No. Sometimes we go to our friends and usually they're like outside friends. You don't know.

Sometimes we just wanna stay at home by ourselves. Yeah. I'm like for five minutes. No, . That's not the point. Yeah. You're like, Let's do it. Done. Done. Rabbits. Rabbits. No, I don't have to come every two weeks. I come maybe. Once every two weeks, maybe once every three weeks. It's enough. Yeah, it's enough. I can I pass by when I go to the office and then I come back, I pass for coffee.

You usually fuck off before that. And that's why you don't see me, but I do come and see them. It's just that that tells you, ah, to photo look. Now you asked me why they consider your disappointment. They would like to see you as much as possible. Actually, I didn't ask you because, so why do you think our parent disappointed in me?

I felt compelled to tell you why. Your disappointment. Yeah. That's based on the wonderful and heartfelt poem that I read. I think you're talking about dad cuz not mom. Mom's never disappointed in me. No, mom is disappointed cause she would like to see you more. Well, I probably have three years of life left.

So, And not being able to see you . I wanna make the most of it. So that's why, just think about it like, I moved to the UK or somewhere else. Yeah, but then you'll be dead to them. That's, You're gone. That's it. You're dead. You're, And they will never speak of you again. They will have your pictures with no carved out.

Yeah, exactly. They'll calm you out from all the pictures. There was a film that I saw the other day. Ah, have you seen watching? Yeah. I. I did. I do. I did. I did. I did. I did. Have you seen The Watcher? You know what The Watcher is? Yeah. It's TV series....