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01:36 – Plane story officially begins
09:44 – Missed flight story begins
27:20 – Burnt toast theory
29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal
40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping
46:35 – Winter Olympics
48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.
57:18 – Award rabbit hole

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The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos

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02:34 – “2016 sucked”
2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs
17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits
22:58 – First apartment stories
33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots
50:00 - Choppelgangers
51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????
55:22 – Body cam footage
55:00 – Sock Talk
56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown
59:00 - Creating Jingles
01:04:42 – Secret Sock

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:20 – Candy bars, Malibu rum, sugar hangovers
3:07 – “Nobody will remember us in 200 years” existential spiral
8:40 – Street performers
16:50 – Teddy Swims joins street singer
21:06 – Autistic Barbie reveal
27:18 – Ken vs Allen
32:20 – Diabetes Barbie
36:48 – Blind Barbie
39:29 – Toy Story 5 villain
46:51 – Missing the best part of a wet dream
49:48 – Sleeping positions
45:30 - Sock Talk
58:30 - Secret Sock

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The guys bounce between real-life chaos and a full-on rant as the episode turns into an unplanned ranking of the worst tech upgrades, from apps and subscriptions to features that somehow made everything more complicated. In between, they spiral through airport disasters and a frozen yogurt gift card nightmare.

00:00:30 – iPhone Photo App
00:01:46 – Trevor got robbed by a coffee shop
00:17:38 – Presidents Timeline
19:03 – Worst Tech Decisions Ever
00:29:31 – NOT EVERYTHING Needs an App
00:34:05 – Spotify Wrapped for Everything
00:40:12 – Talking to Strangers in Public
00:51:00 – Devices Listening to You
01:12:30 – Dictionary Word of the Year Rant
01:15:00 – New Year’s Ball Drop Confusion
01:15:40 – Sock Talk
01:16:30 – Secret Sock

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