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  • Drama, Chaos, Malta, What Else Is New?

    Drama, Chaos, Malta, What Else Is New?
    Feb 9 2026
    We’re back! Join the gang as they open their ninth (!!) season with their hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Albania, Montenegro, Moldova, and Malta, as well as give their predictions for what is sure to be a weird Eurovision year. Songs featured: Alis – Nân Tamara Živković – Nova Zora Satoshi – … Continue reading Drama, Chaos, Malta, What Else Is New? →
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    34 min
  • Close Calls and Exercise Balls: The Eurovision 2025 Debrief

    Close Calls and Exercise Balls: The Eurovision 2025 Debrief
    May 26 2025
    Join us as we break down this year’s chaotic Eurovision and give our thoughts on where the contest goes from here. Also, it’s our 100th episode!! Listen in for a little retrospective on eights seasons of our hottest takes! Thank you for everyone who tuned in this season – we hope to see you again … Continue reading Close Calls and Exercise Balls: The Eurovision 2025 Debrief →
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    34 min
  • Nice! or, A Preview of the 69th Eurovision Song Contest

    Nice! or, A Preview of the 69th Eurovision Song Contest
    May 12 2025
    Join us for our annual Eurovision preview, where we give our thoughts on and predictions for this year’s song contest! Also, we reveal the results of our Star Spangled Jury! Thanks again to everyone who submitted their top 10’s!
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    51 min
  • Intro to Eurovision French

    Intro to Eurovision French
    May 5 2025
    Join us for our final batch of reactions to this year’s Eurovision entries! This week we give our hottest takes on the songs from Israel, Switzerland, Cyprus, Georgia, and France. How good is your French? Songs featured: Yuval Raphael – “New Day Will Rise” Zoë Më – “Voyage” Theo Evan – “Shh” Mariam Shengelia – … Continue reading Intro to Eurovision French →
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    39 min
  • What the Hell Just Happened in the Sauna?

    What the Hell Just Happened in the Sauna?
    Apr 28 2025
    Join us for another week of hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries! On this episode, we dive into what the hell is happening with the harmony queens from the UK, the mustachioed twink from Czechia, the wholesome Finns repping Sweden, the Grammy nominee from San Marino, and the calming vibes from Portugal. Songs featured: … Continue reading What the Hell Just Happened in the Sauna? →
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    38 min
  • Is it (Poison) Cake??

    Is it (Poison) Cake??
    Apr 21 2025
    Join us for another week of hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries! This episode, we take on Denmark’s staging disaster, the German club kids, another Croatian goth boy, and Austria’s opera sensation! Songs featured: Sissal – Hallucination Abor & Tynna – Baller Marko Bošnjak – Poison Cake JJ – Wasted Love Our Star Spangled … Continue reading Is it (Poison) Cake?? →
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    35 min
  • La Vie En Róa

    La Vie En Róa
    Apr 14 2025
    Join us this week as we give our hottest takes on the Icelandic europop pirates, dairy-loving Australians, the Netherlands’ answer to Stromae, and Serbian Fabio competing in this year’s Eurovision! Songs featured: VÆB – RÓA Go-Jo – Milkshake Man Claude – C’est La Vie Princ – Mila Reminder that the Star Spangled Jury is still … Continue reading La Vie En Róa →
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    29 min
  • Of Mice and Scary Men

    Of Mice and Scary Men
    Mar 31 2025
    Alt teens and Serj Tankian wannabees abound! Join us as we give our hot takes on this year’s Eurovision entries from Lithuania, Italy, Armenia, and Azerbaijan and decide who’s going to be whose Eurovision boyfriend! Songs featured: Katarsis – Tavo Akys Lucio Corsi – Volevo Essere Un Duro Parg – Survivor Mamagama – Run With … Continue reading Of Mice and Scary Men →
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    30 min