Hanna has a profound realization about her kitchen floor…and it's not good! She and Andrew also flip through a 1960s-era cleaning guide sent in by Scrub Jockey #29. Listener Dan offers an incredibly messy story about a backseat explosion. And listener Connie has some great dog advice as well as a cautionary tale about ice (the frozen kind, not the paramilitary kind.)

Hanna and Andrew have the rare treat of recording the show together in Seattle with special guest Lucy The Dog! Andrew, as always, asks Hanna to report on his house's scent profile. Plus, they have a conspiracy theory about Swiffer Wet Jets that they're ready to spread. And "Rated C For Clean" is back with an incredible stain-removal scene from the new Lizzy Borden series on Netflix.

Andrew finds himself in the middle of an identity crisis after buying a new stain remover. Hanna's search for a new clothes hamper has her feeling burdened by choice. And the Scrub Jockeys weigh-in on Swiffer dusters, spilled milk, and the proper way to clean other people's stuff.

Hanna has a moment of clarity regarding The Underrated Benefits Of White Sheets (which is also a potential book title.) She and Andrew discuss the power of bleach, and how it must be respected. They also hear an epic story of milk gone bad…and the family dynamics that go along with it.

Andrew's dealing with a plague-like situation in his basement…AGAIN. Plus, Hanna absolutely blows Andrew's mind with a story from her youth involving poor eyesight, a hotel conference center, and a psychic medium. And a Scrub Jockey shares a very satisfying story of multi-tasking (safely) behind the wheel.

Andrew has a new cobweb-fighting machine that may or may not resemble "Big Bird's Arm." He and Hanna also discuss their anger over Grove's partnership with Amazon and their journey to find alternative stores -- and their budding friendship with a zero-waste store right here in the PNW. And Andrew keeps making the same mind-blowing discovery about suction cups again and again.

Hanna has turned to her failsafe way of dealing with life when it throws her a curveball: Wrapping a bandanna around her head, grabbing an old toothbrush, and scrubbing the grout on the floor until it begs for mercy. Meanwhile, Andrew realizes he's been overlooking an important (and hygienic) aspect of shoe shopping, and he's got his eyes on a handheld vacuum that just might change his life.

Hanna and Andrew talk about how to bathe a dog. Andrew has lots of questions, and Hanna has lots of experience. They also go through their puppy "go bags" to talk about what to take with you when you're going on a canine adventure that is bound to get messy.