Happy Friday the 13th, you beautiful, un-bunkered legends! While the preppers are currently vibrating in their lead-lined basements over a "triple threat" calendar alignment, we’re out here living on the edge—mostly because the Senate just ghosted the Department of Homeland Security. That’s right, it’s a partial government shutdown! While Congress takes a nap, John Fetterman is out there playing musical chairs with the aisle, and we’re all just wondering if the national parks still have toilet paper.

If the shutdown doesn’t get you, the SpaceX Falcon 9 might. NASA is launching four brave souls to the ISS at 5:15 AM because apparently, "unlucky Friday" is the perfect day to strap yourself to a giant firework and leave the planet. Meanwhile, President Trump is heading to Fort Bragg to celebrate the Maduro takedown—nothing says "Friday the 13th" like a Special Forces victory lap and a military-grade flex.

Over at the 2026 Winter Olympics, it’s absolute carnage. Chloe Kim got "Gaon-ed" for the silver in a halfpipe upset that has us questioning reality, and Jessie Diggins literally skied her way to bronze with ribs so bruised she’s basically a human plum. We’re covering all that plus our twisted takes on the USA and Australia forecasts! Stay tuned for Sportcat’s rants—where the only thing we’re preparing for is the teleprompter finally developing a soul and roasting us all.

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