Today's episode is sponsored by Crocodile Mile. The Fugitive is on the run at the box office. While The Meteor Man Frees Willy In The Line of Fire. On the Billboard charts we Can't Help Falling In Love with Tony! Toni! Toné!

On Clarissa Explains It All, Sam sets up himself and Clarissa on a double blind date. Clarissa is beseiged by visions of a blind date from hell. But after Sam describes how cool her date is, she begins to think that she might be the geek.

Over at the Roundhouse, Robin tries to fit in with the popular girls until she realizes what is really important.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, we discuss Happy Happy Joy Joy: The Ren & Stimpy Story. A documentary that explores the rise and fall of The Ren & Stimpy Show and its controversial creator, John Kricfalusi.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, an adolescent girl who loves fairy tales learns that they are not what they are cracked up to be.

Today's episode is sponsored by Super Soaker MDS. We get Married to An Axe Murderer at the box office, and Robin Hood has a bunch of Men In Tights. Plus, we're gong to walk "500 Miles" on the Billboard charts.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Sam scores two tickets to a Pearl Jam concert. Clarissa wants to attend the concert but also feels obligated to DJ her grandparents' anniversary party.

Over at the Roundhouse, the cast confronts their greatest fears.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, Ren and Stimpy join the Army, where they begin basic training under a very demanding Drill Sargent.

Next, George Liquor buys Ren and Stimpy from a pet store and puts them on a rigorous training program; when Ren and Stimpy are thrown into the pound, they start partying, until they realize what really happens if dogs aren't adopted in time.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, after a day in the park, babysitter Louise and two pre-teenagers get lost in the highway and stop at a mansion where things aren't what they seem.

Today's episode is sponsored by Cool Whip. The Coneheads get Sleepless in Seattle at the box office. And we "Can't Help Falling in Love" on the Billboard charts.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa fears a future life of crime after accidentally stealing some lingerie from a store. Returning the merchandise proves to be harder than taking it.

Over at the Roundhouse, the kids struggle in their quest for independence.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, in another scheme to feed and shelter themselves for free, the pair approach a zoo keeper disguised as monkeys. Will they take on the habits of the crude, resident chimp, or is the simian lifestyle too grotesque even for Ren and Stimpy?

We then follow the unusual and bizarre adventures of "Powdered Toast Man" as he is called on for various rescue missions.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, a teenager who was injured in a car crash buys a potion from a magic shop to become more popular.