Ho Ho heeeeeereweeegoooo, the naughtiest of all the little boys Ian Herrin continues his annual tradition of visiting his therapist Santa Clause once a year in perhaps their most depraved session yet. Santa sounds closer to reaching his edge than ever which is met and matched in equal measure by Ian's oblivious nature. Next year, Santa, when Ian asks, just say sNOw!!!

It's an after Christmas miracle! You found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful actor and comedian John Shepard. Be sure you catch John's sketch team Both Hands returning to Second City in the Spring of 2026!!

The great superhero Mood Man (real name Tyler) is struggling with feelings of jealousy after the Teen Titans recently beat him to a dramatic save of a school bus. But how can Mood Man not sense the vibe off of this terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin and realize that that literal massage pervert is going to destroy his life and perhaps the world?? Some things are worse than acid in the mouth, Mood Man! Get out of there while you still can!!!

Ah, you must also be good at sensing people's moods, because you can sense that I'm elated you've found the best part of the episode description! That's because this is the part where I get to tell you all about the incredibly funny actor, writer, and improviser Sebastian Martinez!! You can see Sebastian as part of the Improvised Play at UCB usually the third Tuesday of the month after Harold Night and you can also follow Sebastian on Instagram @smartinez.mov

Pench Drencher may appear to be a balloon obsessed goofball, but there's deeper trauma that needs to be unpacked. However, good luck ever getting to it with such a huge Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin. Ian's hostility literally prevents a deeper breakthrough of how music started to affect Pench from a very young age. Get out of there, Pench! You are not a computer to be troubleshot; you are a human being!!!

Ah, you like Billy Joel must be smart enough to have NEVER received a DUI, because you've found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the incredible actor, improviser, and producer PJ Nally! You can find PJ performing all over town and follow @pjswithbuttons on Instagram to keep up with all his latest projects.

Fraudulent psychic Terry Tommassino is a bad person who does bad things. But by choosing another FRAUD for a therapist in Ian Herrin, Terry has made a choice that could lead to a massive expanse in her operation. Does Ian not realize he's looking into a mirror in this session??? Let us all hope these two nuttos keep scamming each other and leave the rest of us alone!

Ah, you must have a sixth sense, because you've intuited the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful actor, improviser, and comedian Theresa Rush. Be sure you catch Theresa playing with Feds with Benefits all over New York City!

Steven Martin (no relation) is a young man in quite a bit of trouble after the fallout from his actions at his mother's wedding. Steven is claiming an almost supernatural event as possibly at play, but with a terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin assigned to his case, separating truth from fiction will be murky at best. Not to mention Ian can't seem to stop bringing up horrible tragedies! Get out of there, Steven!! You deserve someone who can better help you uncover what's really going on with you!!!

Ah, you must be living your life in Palm Springs, because you've found the inevitable best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the tremendously funny actor and writer Elie Stav. Be sure you catch Elie's sketch team Money & Things performing at The Magnet Theater.

annie wannie is sad because her family and boyfriend have forced her into therapy. But even a therapist as bad as that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin can't help but notice that something is up with annie's canine companion. Will this end badly for all parties, even those that are stuffed? Absolutely. Get out of there annie!!!

Bow wow, you are a smart dog, because you've just found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful improviser and performer Whitney Bae! Be sure you follow Whitney on Instagram @whitneybae

Flight attendant Annabelle Leigh meets a lot of people but still struggles with interpersonal communication. But why she would ever think that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist Ian Herrin could help her is BEYOND me! The guy's a therapy Karen at best! He deserves no poetry in his honor!!

Ah, you've found the part I've left a piece of myself behind in, this best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderfully talented improviser Lindsey Leonard!! Be sure you catch Lindsey playing with God's favorite improv team Mercy Santos and also with Day Trip on Lloyd Night at UCB NY alternating Tuesdays at 9:30pm

Folksy diner worker Jo Jo remains bummed that his boss won't invite him into the walk-in freezer to make out in a circle with the rest of his coworkers. But the idea that a Sigmund Fraud like Ian Herrin would be able to help him is more absurd than thinking White Lotus season 3 would end any way but darkly and tragically! Get out of there, Jo Jo, before Ian follows you to work and does something regrettable!

Ah, you must be a real gentleman, because you've found the best part of the episode description! The part where I tell you all about the tremendously talented actor, improviser, and comedian Levi Friedman. You can follow Levi on Instagram @levi_h_friedman and be sure to check out his teams Mercy Santos and Grinch Debussy with upcoming shows Thursday May 1st 6pm Magnet Theater and Sunday May 11th 8:30pm at BCC!