Marcus is a frequent clubber that gets money, but clearly his romantic partner is hoping that therapy will help his long term growth. But why on Earth would that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist whose Zocdoc photo is a feet pic Ian Herrin ever be in a position to help anyone?? Marcus needs a real professional and instead Ian gets railroaded and goaded into fights because Ian is a little mama's boy and certainly not a grown man. He barely even keeps the office stray animals safe on his own, so how can Marcus expect Ian to be of any help to him?? Get out of there, Marcus, and find someone who actually stands a chance of breaking through to you because you REALLY need it!!

Ah, you must get money, because you've found the most money part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the tremendously talented improviser and teacher Mike Poole. You can signup for Mike's classes through the UCB website and also catch Mike in a new show alongside Ian Herrin called Put Me In Coach! with a debut performance Monday May 4th 9pm in the UCB Upstairs Theater.

Okay this is insane!! An alien space wizard has sought out quite possibly the worst therapist on Earth, that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin for help with a resurrection of another dark wizard that will help him take over the world? Or perhaps he's already too far gone to be stopped considering his proximity to certain DJs?? Maybe with actual mental healthcare you would be so evil Mr. Babidi!! Get out of that therapist's office before he corrupts you even more!!!

Ah, now you must have super saiyan-esque powers because you've just discovered the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the incredible actor, improviser, and podcaster Vince White! Be sure you follow Vince's Dragonball podcast Kame House Party and his cohost Aaron Shelton's other podcast Thinking Too Hard About Anime. You can also catch Vince playing in the monthly UCB show UCBLK and with his Boogiemanja sketch team FINE!!

Animal lover Anna LaPain is troubled keeping herself out of being stuck in the middle both literally and metaphorically in her life. But by choosing to pay WAY too much money to that absolute con artist of a shrink Ian Herrin, she's bound to be taken advantage of through horrible advice and harsh diagnosis. Get out of there, Anna! Go find a therapist that can meet your level of alpha with some alpha back!!

Ah, you must be a very good boy/girl/nonbinary friend because you've found the best part of the episode description!! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful actor and improviser Maria Nally! Be sure you follow Maria on Instagram @nallynotstirred and catch her musical team Houndstooth at the Magnet Theater on Thursday nights!

Dr. Arthur P. Crest is a chemical engineer/data scientist/dentist/migration expert with high levels of anxiety and only gets a few precious visits away from the asylum. But if only he knew that his therapy visits to that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin were being absolutely WASTED on frivolity (as per usu with this friggin' guy). Get out of there and find real help, Dr. Crest! You seem like you need it a hell of a lot more than talking about pot and sex like Ian always wants to do!!!

Ah, you must have one shoe, because you are grounded to the Earth enough to have found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful actor, writer, improviser, and character performer Josh Tobin! You can see Josh on the Youtube channel @CharactersWelcome and also find more of Josh's projects on www.joshtobin.com

Ho Ho heeeeeereweeegoooo, the naughtiest of all the little boys Ian Herrin continues his annual tradition of visiting his therapist Santa Clause once a year in perhaps their most depraved session yet. Santa sounds closer to reaching his edge than ever which is met and matched in equal measure by Ian's oblivious nature. Next year, Santa, when Ian asks, just say sNOw!!!

It's an after Christmas miracle! You found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful actor and comedian John Shepard. Be sure you catch John's sketch team Both Hands returning to Second City in the Spring of 2026!!

The great superhero Mood Man (real name Tyler) is struggling with feelings of jealousy after the Teen Titans recently beat him to a dramatic save of a school bus. But how can Mood Man not sense the vibe off of this terrible Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin and realize that that literal massage pervert is going to destroy his life and perhaps the world?? Some things are worse than acid in the mouth, Mood Man! Get out of there while you still can!!!

Ah, you must also be good at sensing people's moods, because you can sense that I'm elated you've found the best part of the episode description! That's because this is the part where I get to tell you all about the incredibly funny actor, writer, and improviser Sebastian Martinez!! You can see Sebastian as part of the Improvised Play at UCB usually the third Tuesday of the month after Harold Night and you can also follow Sebastian on Instagram @smartinez.mov

Pench Drencher may appear to be a balloon obsessed goofball, but there's deeper trauma that needs to be unpacked. However, good luck ever getting to it with such a huge Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin. Ian's hostility literally prevents a deeper breakthrough of how music started to affect Pench from a very young age. Get out of there, Pench! You are not a computer to be troubleshot; you are a human being!!!

Ah, you like Billy Joel must be smart enough to have NEVER received a DUI, because you've found the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the incredible actor, improviser, and producer PJ Nally! You can find PJ performing all over town and follow @pjswithbuttons on Instagram to keep up with all his latest projects.

Fraudulent psychic Terry Tommassino is a bad person who does bad things. But by choosing another FRAUD for a therapist in Ian Herrin, Terry has made a choice that could lead to a massive expanse in her operation. Does Ian not realize he's looking into a mirror in this session??? Let us all hope these two nuttos keep scamming each other and leave the rest of us alone!

Ah, you must have a sixth sense, because you've intuited the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the wonderful actor, improviser, and comedian Theresa Rush. Be sure you catch Theresa playing with Feds with Benefits all over New York City!