Quentin is responsible for some of the worst conspiracy theories this world has ever seen and has so much he could work through with a high quality therapist. Unfortunately, by choosing to work with a real Sigmund Fraud of a therapist like Ian Herrin, Quentin is bound to only repeat his past patterns and makes things worse. Maybe you shouldn't replace one vice with another vice and carry around a hammer from your rage! Get out of there, Quentin, and maybe stop writing fiction people extrapolate to be true!!!

Ah, now you must be a high ranking level of the Illuminati, because you've found the best and most secretive part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the tremendously funny comedian and improv teacher Stephen Mann! You can catch Stephen teaching and performing at Far Away Theater in Alabama, farawaybham.com.

Marcus is a frequent clubber that gets money, but clearly his romantic partner is hoping that therapy will help his long term growth. But why on Earth would that Sigmund Fraud of a therapist whose Zocdoc photo is a feet pic Ian Herrin ever be in a position to help anyone?? Marcus needs a real professional and instead Ian gets railroaded and goaded into fights because Ian is a little mama's boy and certainly not a grown man. He barely even keeps the office stray animals safe on his own, so how can Marcus expect Ian to be of any help to him?? Get out of there, Marcus, and find someone who actually stands a chance of breaking through to you because you REALLY need it!!

Ah, you must get money, because you've found the most money part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the tremendously talented improviser and teacher Mike Poole. You can signup for Mike's classes through the UCB website and also catch Mike in a new show alongside Ian Herrin called Put Me In Coach! with a debut performance Monday May 4th 9pm in the UCB Upstairs Theater.

Okay this is insane!! An alien space wizard has sought out quite possibly the worst therapist on Earth, that Sigmund Fraud Ian Herrin for help with a resurrection of another dark wizard that will help him take over the world? Or perhaps he's already too far gone to be stopped considering his proximity to certain DJs?? Maybe with actual mental healthcare you would be so evil Mr. Babidi!! Get out of that therapist's office before he corrupts you even more!!!

Ah, now you must have super saiyan-esque powers because you've just discovered the best part of the episode description! The part where I get to tell you all about the incredible actor, improviser, and podcaster Vince White! Be sure you follow Vince's Dragonball podcast Kame House Party and his cohost Aaron Shelton's other podcast Thinking Too Hard About Anime. You can also catch Vince playing in the monthly UCB show UCBLK and with his Boogiemanja sketch team FINE!!