This week, it’s time to talk emcampments and trials.

But first, we need to help Dan get through some avoidance issues. We need to help him get to the basement of his mind palace.

Come.

Take our hand, SaysWhovia. Let’s go down the steps together.

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This week, we find out that Maureen’s been right about New York all along: It’s the place to be.

Everything happens there! Broadway! Great food! Amazing music! Cutting-edge dance and fashion! Large-scale arrests! Weird trials! Trash in bins! You name it, New York has it.

It’s all NYC, all the time this week. Chicago can absolutely eat it.

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Oh hello, SaysWhovia. Maureen was just getting her mail. What’s this? A jury summons?

LOL, that’s a joke, of course. She would never be so lucky. It’s the ticket of the season! Which lucky New Yorkers will get to hang out in a waiting room with hundreds of other hopefuls, all trying out for one of the big roles as a Trump juror. Everyone is excited! Except, perhaps, except Donal Trump, who keeps taking court naps. He does not want to be there. He is bored and itchy and needs a snack.

Meanwhile, the Republicans have launched a clever attack on themselves, while Rudy Guiillani would like to borrow a dollar from you.

2024 has arrived, SaysWhovia. Don’t look it in the eyes.

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