Buckle up for the absolute clown car of chaos on this episode of The Savaged Unfiltered Show! Michael kicks things off by waltzing into the studio over 30 minutes late, thanks to Atlanta traffic that's slower than a sloth on sedatives—picture him honking and ranting like a one-man road rage symphony. But wait, there's more tardiness! Bob makes his glorious comeback after a two-month vanishing act, only to blame his epic lateness on a "timezone error"—yeah, right, as if he time-traveled from the Stone Age and forgot to set his sundial.

PLUS, A MEDICAL UPDATE ON MILES DEALING WITH A POSSIBLE BLOOD CLOT- LEAVING HIM RESTED IN THE HOSPITAL

Once these punctuality pros finally sync up, the gang unleashes their freakiest travel food fixations: Michael's secret love affair with gas station sushi that could double as a biohazard, The Old Man's obsession with airport pretzels the size of steering wheels, and Bob's quest for the world's weirdest truck-stop tacos. But hold the mayo—they also dish on the bizarre habits they swerve harder than a drunk driver, like avoiding hotel buffets that look like petri dishes or dodging sketchy street vendors peddling "mystery meat" skewers. Expect belly laughs, savage burns, and stories so unfiltered they'll make your grandma blush.

Don't be late—tune in or forever hold your peace!