Épisodes

  • Mustard Couches, Baloo, and Sr. "Assfuck"

    Mustard Couches, Baloo, and Sr. "Assfuck"
    Sep 9 2026
    Whoa boy, welcome to our crazy ass podcast, Rukus Juice!

    It's been long enough that we prolly should introduce ourselves all over again. I can't say if life has slowed down enough to declare a "we're back", but hey, we have a new episode!

    As always, we are playing catch up, and settling into being OLD. Ol Philbilly and I are getting up there in years, so why not talk about it? We embrace aging and talk about all the wonderful things that come with it. We discuss the reasons for the brief (yeah) hiatus and what is to hopefully come. Between athletic kiddos, a potty ready bulldog, a fantastic mustard couch, and a new way to help the common man, we weave an extra tight episode filled with levels of buffonary that just can no longer be denied. Well, that may be a bit of an overstatement, but it's a new episode. We can't wait for you to hear it, also, we seem like way less bigger assholes for making you wait so long.

    It's the Hard R Cafe. It's Rukus Juice. It's gametime. Enjoy!
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    1 h et 24 min
  • Something, Something, Klanasauras....Philbilly San Diego Ain't Here

    Something, Something, Klanasauras....Philbilly San Diego Ain't Here
    Jun 10 2026
    Welcome to another long overdue episode of the show you love to try and find, Rukus Juice. Lol

    Welcome back tall! Hard R Cafe is serving up a few and it's been quite awhile. Ol Philbilly and I are back at it, filling in the gaps like an extra at an orgy.

    This one is solid as always, explaining the many pitfalls of a weekly podcast, and how we keep finding them. We talk about the total Rockstar that is stopping our progress and how we wish the little guy luck....all the way to that Draft Night.

    Get that bingo card ready cause this episode is crazy....we trash a few movies...talk about some Bernthal Punisher...reminiscing over the post cartoon PSAs....or just rolling in the greatness that were 80/90s cartoons.

    Find out about The Sunglasses Incident and somehow we talk about getting rimmed in a hatchback...? We don't even know anymore, but it's great to be back, sincerely.

    Don't know when the next episode will go up, so rock this one in good health. We WILL be back.
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    1 h et 39 min
  • Spung-Broke '26

    Spung-Broke '26
    Apr 15 2026
    Oh boy...

    Welcome to a much needed and delayed edition of Rukus Juice. Tjis was supposed to go up quite awhile ago, but the ability to be able to record is still in the difficult range right now with dear ol Philbilly and I being all over the place. No, this isn;t the end, we are just grinding out episodes when we can. We promise we will return to OUR version of normal. This is our Spring Break episode, so like I said, it's a bit old, but worth your time, trust me.

    Don't think this episode ain't fuckin special cause you're reading this all sad and shit. lol. Oh no, it's another crass filled romp, I just had to let yall know we ain't doing the Beatles break up thing. lol

    Trust me, you'll definatley want to listen to THIS episode.
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    1 h et 33 min
  • You Know What Ol Jack Burton Says At A Time Like This

    You Know What Ol Jack Burton Says At A Time Like This
    Mar 4 2026
    Yep, this is the episode where you find out...not really, but it's another episode of Rukus Juice, that's for damn sure. Hard R Cafe has been a bit dusty, but the doors are open, and the filthy sweet Rukus Juice is flowing!

    Welcome back, do something with that shitty coat of yours, sit down, and let's go! Playing catchup is always boring as hell, but for some reason, we see fit to record ours, and play it for you. We don't really have boring convos, whoch is why we thought we were cool enough to play them for you. lol We're assholes, huh? This one's a doozy of a dope ass episode. I mean, we talk Kim Cattral's hotness, what it takes to make a good cheesecake, old school weed goals, even a nostolgic stop off for a Red Apple hotdog or two. This is one of those episodes that reminds me why we do this, for the love of the thing. We're like the Temu Moss and Willkiams...but funnier.

    This new episode is the shit, check it out!
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    1 h et 7 min
  • Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts

    Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts
    Feb 11 2026
    Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business!

    Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the trials and tribulations of keeping the show weekly during moving/house/life shit, and may have to switch it up. Since we haven't REALLY chatted since the whole Epstein ordeal started, you SO get out first hand take one what the holy hell is REALLY going on....with our own spin. Toss in the wonderful bits of self depreciation, our oh so special world views, mix in a few trips down memory lane, and you've got yourself one hell of an episode. It's kinda our thing. Philly and Brocephus are back yall.

    Oh and I'll post the pics that go with this one later.
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    1 h et 45 min
  • I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole

    I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole
    Jan 28 2026
    Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice!

    After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to do when life gets crazy, so this bad boy of an episaode was LONG overdue. Philbilly and Brocephus, getting old as hell, in real time.

    Sentiments aside, this is all sorts of Rukus Style Reunion 101! We don't have these cute, bouncy, running the hills, kinda slow hug thing...Ours is a bit more unhinged. Find out about my doomsday prep for the wintery stuff and ol Philbilly becoming a home care nurse/construction guy. From cabin fever, to more Predator questions, to a fantastic rundown of hood/gangster flicks, it's a good time episde for sure. Lol

    No matter the poison, welcome back to OUR welcome back...and find out where the AWESOME title of this episode comes from...

    Welcome to Rukus Juice!
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    1 h et 33 min
  • Clickety Click-Click

    Clickety Click-Click
    Jan 14 2026
    Hello all and welcome back to the Hard R Cafe for your favorite podcast, Rukus Juice!

    We're back! I don't know if I can say better than ever, but we kick ass all the same. This is the long awaited return of the show after all the holiday stuff and whatnot, so we figured a real ass catch up episode was far overdue. Like all the other catch ups, you get some behind the scenes look on this on. No one's about to cry or no shit like that, but we give you a good run of what the last month has been like. Philbilly is still the man, I'm still the myth, and the show is still heading for that legend status, so dropping this episode among the greats isn't too hard. lol.

    We missed yall and we hoped you missed us, cause if not, that "all 17 of you" (Philbilly's words), may have dropped even lower. lol. I hope not, cause Rukus is about to ensue.

    Hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it. Welcome back weirdos!
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    1 h et 24 min
  • Grab A Fistful Of Coke And Bring It!

    Grab A Fistful Of Coke And Bring It!
    Dec 17 2025
    Hello all and welcome to another RANDOM episode of Rukus Juice. The Hard R Cafe was open and you're favorite barkeeps are tired. Christmas is in the air and that ALWAYS makes shit more chaotic, so this isn't the wrestling episode. We need to give that one better respect and let it cook. Also, we've gotten a few entries for the list, but please, feel free to toss more wrestlers at us.

    Welcme to the random. These "catch ups" are our favorite kind of random episodes. This is where you really get us at our chattiest and rawest ever. These aare the convos that made us decide to do a show in the first place. You get it all in this one. An inspired Waffle House fight porn story, our love for everything Reiner, our love for Christmas movies, air traffic control stories, all of it. Oh yeah, and lots of Marvel.This is Ol Philbilly and I at what I think is our very best. Just two buddies gwettinjg caught up......in true Hard R Cafe/ Rukus Juice fashion, of course. Enjoy this one like a goofd sip of whiskey, cause we sure as fuck did.
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    1 h et 39 min