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Ron Reads Boring Books

Ron Reads Boring Books

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Are you tired? You will be. Because I will read to you a boring book and it will be worse than you doing nothing. This podcast is not intended to entertain you. It is intended to bore you. The length of each podcast will vary so you cannot plan your listening easily. Some reads will be short. Some will be excruciatingly long. There will be no intro or outro music. The only sound is my voice and other random sounds as they happen. I change my voice as I read the dialog. Also, I have a southern accent and do not read well. Thank you for listening.

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  • Fatten Me First
    Mar 23 2026

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    Fall asleep or zone out to this intentionally boring reading. No excitement, no drama — just dull, slow narration to help with bedtime relaxation or insomnia relief. If you're seeking relaxing reading, boring classics, or a sleep podcast alternative that's ironically unengaging, hit play and let the monotony take over. Subscribe for more calm reading episodes!

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    We read Flora Annie Steele’s folk tale “The Lambikin,” where a little lamb bargains his way past hungry predators by promising to get fatter at his granny’s house. The plan works until his pride and repetition give him away, and the ending lands like a warning you can’t unhear.
    • a tiny lamb heading to granny’s house with big confidence
    • a repeated promise that delays danger from predator to predator
    • the corn bin feast and the shift from survival to greed
    • the Drummakin disguise and the taunting reply to every animal
    • the Jackal recognizing the voice and the trick collapsing
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    6 min
  • Goodman Gone Bad
    Mar 9 2026

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    Fall asleep or zone out to this intentionally boring reading. No excitement, no drama — just dull, slow narration to help with bedtime relaxation or insomnia relief. If you're seeking relaxing reading, boring classics, or a sleep podcast alternative that's ironically unengaging, hit play and let the monotony take over. Subscribe for more calm reading episodes!

    #boringbooks #bedtimereading #relaxingreading #boringclassics #calmreading #dullbooks

    We read Nathaniel Hawthorne’s Young Goodman Brown and track one night in the Salem woods that breaks a man’s trust in his wife, his church, and his town. The story’s ambiguity turns a private doubt into a lifelong curse, asking how we live after disillusionment.

    • Hawthorne’s setup in Salem and the symbolism of Faith’s pink ribbons
    • The stranger with the serpent staff as lineage and temptation
    • Goody Cloyse and the collapse of reputations in the forest
    • Ministers’ midnight ride and the cloud of voices
    • The clearing as inverted church and dark communion
    • The withheld answer: dream, reality, or moral vision
    • Goodman Brown’s choice of cynicism over compassion
    • Lessons on doubt, hypocrisy, and sustaining trust

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    41 min
  • Lucky Me
    Mar 3 2026

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    A mother chases status, a father drifts on empty prospects, and a boy rides a wooden horse to force luck into a home that keeps asking for more. We read DH Lawrence’s classic and trace how desire, debt, and denial turn winnings into a fatal cost.

    • a house haunted by the need for money
    • Paul’s belief that luck can buy love
    • secret betting with Bassett and Uncle Oscar
    • early wins and the concealed gift to mother
    • debt relief turning into louder appetite
    • the Derby obsession and the fevered ride
    • Malabar’s victory and the tragic outcome
    • the price of status, the silence of love

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    35 min
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