The gang finally beams down to Patience, Colorado, for a deep dive into Resident Alien — Syfy’s darkly funny, small-town sci-fi gem starring Alan Tudyk as Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle, the extraterrestrial doctor doing his best (and worst) impression of a human being.

• Alan Tudyk continues proving that being socially awkward might just be his natural state.
• We’re not saying he’s actually an alien… but no human nails confusion this perfectly.
• Asta’s doing emotional heavy lifting while Harry’s still trying to figure out how blinking works.
• D’Arcy is living proof that bad decisions can be a full-time personality.
• Sheriff Mike’s ego has its own gravitational pull, and Liv deserves hazard pay just for showing up.
• Max and Sahar see through Harry instantly — because children and demons can both smell lies.
• Patience, Colorado: where everyone knows your secrets and will still wave when you drive by.
• Scott confirms that small-town meetings are basically the same as alien invasions — just with worse snacks.
• Brenda thought Resident Alien was a reality show. We thought she was kidding. She wasn’t.
• The show somehow balances murder, heart, and comedy better than most people balance their checking accounts.
• AI could probably write a season of TV by now, but it still couldn’t handle Sheriff Mike’s one-liners.
• Nancy is unanimously voted “Most Likely to Get Abducted” because she’d ask aliens about their trauma.
• Resident Alien is proof that pretending to be human is harder than it looks — and most of us still suck at it.
• In conclusion, it’s a show about aliens, but somehow the humans are the weirdest ones in it.