In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance and Saba talk about authenticity in podcasts, A woman murdered in Minneapolis by ICE, and Daniel Stern's Legal troubles and more

00:00 - Some podcasts begin a fake jolly mode before starting a podcast

00:23 - Vance Michelle welcomes Saba J to the podcast

03:38 - Vance says sometimes he'll do something to somebody and then forget it

07:03 - The only reason why they keep coming back is for the crack

09:39 - It's like Walmart and whatever. You're a corporation. Oh, yo, you know what

09:52 - Home Alone star Daniel Stern gets arrested for allegedly soliciting a prostitute

13:33 - Home Alone store busted in California after cops say he used hired help

14:07 - Daniel Stern was cited for allegedly trying to hire an escort

17:02 - You can't be a pimp, but you can't get caught

20:13 - I respect women. Matter of fact, I, I say this a lot on podcast

26:28 - Vance Michelle recommends cheap wine because it's good for the heart

29:41 - If you snorted rockets in fifth grade, you ended up doing drugs

33:09 - My dad smoked, and he actually rolled his own cigarettes

36:24 - You're always surprised by how long crackheads are still alive

39:32 - Robotos: Good casting for role Models, good cast

41:49 - I love using old words. I was using goodbye bottom the other day of fact

44:53 - It's the Grammarly that got me. Once I wrote that joke, I felt like I actually wrote

46:05 - All lives matter. Remember when we were signed, say, black lives matter

49:34 - White people don't like the cause that she went down for

52:44 - You gotta watch Police Academy. Are you saying Police Academy should be watched today

55:25 - Yo, you gotta binge the same shows. Right now I'm binging house, right?

56:29 - Rapid Flames podcast

Join Vance and his stand-in co-host Saba Jakeman as they dive into the complexities of modern friendships, the absurdities of social media, and the wild world of adult entertainment. With their signature humor, they explore what it really means to be "friends" in the digital age, discuss the intricacies of Saba's new job in the industry, and share hilarious anecdotes about their experiences. Expect a mix of candid conversations and unexpected insights as they tackle everything from the challenges of performing stand-up comedy to the latest pop culture happenings. Get ready for a hilarious ride!

00:00 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michelle and Saba Jakeman

03:55 - Comedian says his day job is more shameful than being a comic

07:29 - Can you keep it up two hours? Can you not have STDs

07:39 - Liam Neeson should have been in porn, Phil says

11:00 - The Gooners are fun though. They have humor. They're more interesting to talk than other accounts

13:06 - Jerking off before heart attack slowed down my heart rate, man

15:50 - I'm managing the Filipinos and learning English. But at first it's nerve wracking

19:24 - Porn is not consumed as much over there as it is over here

21:25 - Apparently Venezuela got the largest crude oil

24:46 - Donald Trump allegedly kidnapped a Venezuelan man, sparking conspiracy theories

27:36 - Why you think LA is up right now under Schwarzenegger

29:31 - Well, Venezuela president, I'm just gonna say, good luck

32:09 - Vito Blaze Song

38:40 - Professor Cast: What is Cosby doing now? I have no clue

41:09 - Were you a fan of Bill Cosby's stand up

42:19 - What was your favorite thing of 2025? What did you think

44:34 - Your hot take for 2025 is that you've been a lazy

46:33 - Telling people about the host thing too. You know how much stressful it adds to me

50:31 - Stand up as your therapy, you're just stand up for therapy

52:16 - Okay, well, speaking on that turn, let's get to my 2025 predictions

52:47 - So my take for the 2025. What's your favorite thing for 2025

54:49 - Hosting has helped me write new jokes, so that's been fun

58:10 - black people in between takes

59:35 - Dave says people need to calm down over Nicki Minaj controversy

01:02:54 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michel & Saba Jakeman

With their signature humor, the duo explores a range of topics, from the absurdities of reality TV to the blurred lines of morality in the adult film industry. They tackle the controversial indecent proposal made by Blueface, question the dynamics of modern relationships, and even touch on the legacy of wrestling legends like John Cena and Mick Foley. Expect plenty of laughs, candid conversations, and a dash of chaos as Vance and D. Ninja Base Cat throw flames on everything from pop culture to personal anecdotes.

00:00 - Make sure you look into the video, man. Never look at the screen. Okay? I mean, that's when you see

01:26 - Vance is currently watching the Diddy documentary Fire. Three episodes. It's gut wrenching

04:32 - Cassie got that nasty in her, uh, you know what

07:38 - A place like this where they had so much baby yogurt

09:11 - Bradley says he attended one expensive party where there were human ornaments

12:40 - Man, that joke sucks, man. For me, it makes me feel uncomfortable for anybody

15:21 - I've seen a popular porn star use the N word in her scene

18:42 - Did Sasha Gray say some like that? Sasha Gray? Yeah. I did. I'm pretty sure it was okay

21:44 - We gonna take a commercial break to discuss some more topics

23:33 -Vito Blaze Track

29:02 - Shouts out to Coffee Talk for promoting Atlanta and Jason Love's porn

32:20 - The love don't work in porno, son, right?

34:01 - Blueface threw an indecent proposal because he got a dog

36:42 - John Cena's last match Saturday was touching, some people cried

39:04 - Mankind just quit wrestling, right? No, he didn't quit

43:02 - WWE is always going to be associated with America, no matter president

45:59 - Mick Foley said he's not reconsidering coming back to WWE

50:12 - Rapid Flames podcast features Vance Michel and Daniel Jeremiah

Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, introspection, and unfiltered opinions as Vance throws flames on the latest happenings in pop culture and beyond!

00:00 - Six, seven. What does this mean? All means 6, 7. What do you mean

00:43 - People are mad at Big Sean for leaving Jhenae Aiko

03:58 - Jhenae Aiko was married before she met Big Sean

08:35 - Jhenae Aiko reportedly dating rapper Big Sean

13:33 - Big Sean messed up with Janae, but y' all shouldn't be mad

16:57 - Method Man was making pictures at the jets game on November 9

21:43 - Imagine if you grew up watching Pokemon and you go to all Pokemon events

29:06 - Just Blaze has a special out on YouTube called Just Blaze Comedy Special

31:13 - Reports that Trump allegedly sucked Bill Clinton's penis are circulating on the street

36:03 - Canada recently allowed the sale of clone cloned animal meat

41:29 - Don't clone the prices with the clone meat

43:20 - Cardi B receive her fourth child

47:30 - Vance says good sex can either ruin you or boost your focus

00:00 - It's just me, Uce Don't be looking for any other co host

00:59 - Vance: Christian rock seem to dumped whoever she was with once blue face came home

08:22 - Vance says he doesn't like jail for anybody

11:49 - Max B. is coming home this week after 20 years in jail

16:30 - Nelly and Ashanti are reportedly still together

21:11 - You could listen to Big Sean because I'm sure Big Sean is making mad music

27:04 - Once the season started, Clay Thompson stopped performing like he used to

31:17 - Klay Thompson about to be traded, which is crazy

36:06 - Westside Gun gets kicked out of WWE over alleged copyright infringement

41:14 - Akon recently got divorced from his wife after 20 odd years

46:47 - Put everything in your dog's name when you buy a house

In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vance Michel, also known as Vito Blaze, takes the mic solo to share his unfiltered thoughts on the intersection of artificial intelligence and creativity. He opens up about his personal journey post-heart attack, reflecting on the challenges of living life to the fullest while managing health concerns. With his signature humor and candidness, Vance discusses the implications of AI in music and film, highlighting the potential threats it poses to authentic artistry.

As he dives into the world of AI-generated content, Vance critiques the mediocrity that seems to be taking over creative industries, questioning what this means for true talent and originality. He also touches on the latest celebrity news, including Kanye West's evolving relationship with his daughter North and Kim Kardashian's controversial new product featuring faux pubic hair. Expect a mix of laughter, deep insights, and a sprinkle of chaos as Vance navigates through the absurdities of life, pop culture, and the ever-looming presence of AI in our daily lives.

00:00 - Vance Michel starts Rapid Feelings podcast

02:58 - Rapid Flames podcast features talk about artificial intelligence

06:30 - Sora is an artificial intelligence that can create music without limits

11:11 - AI could really sneak in for creativity now because mediocrity is accepted

18:25 - Daniel: AI could replace mediocre food reviewers with mediocre mediocrity

21:55 - Why isn't AI helping society on some real positive issues

24:31 - Kim Kardashian recently said Kanye West is a good baby daddy

29:21 - Vito Blaze Track

32:07 - Vito Blaze is the first email rapper out here

37:38 - One thing I can't believe I'm seeing in my life right now is fake hair on panties

42:19 - Kim K. makes skim panties that look like caveman genitalia

44:51 - Bad Bunny says he wants George Strait for the Super Bowl halftime show

48:21 - Nikki has serious beef with Roc Nation

50:06 - Rapid Flames predicts AI will take over the next Super Bowl halftime show

In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze takes the reins solo and dives deep into the latest celebrity news and personal anecdotes. Kicking things off with a fiery discussion about Diddy's recent sentencing, Vito breaks down the complexities of jail time and the stark differences between state and federal prisons. He shares his unfiltered thoughts on Diddy's situation, speculating on how long the music mogul might be behind bars and the implications of his actions.

The conversation takes a personal turn as Vito recounts his own recent health scare, detailing the alarming moments leading up to a heart attack and the lessons he's learned about life, kindness, and the importance of support from friends. With humor and raw honesty, he reflects on the value of being nice to others, regardless of the circumstances.

As the episode unfolds, Vito also touches on the ongoing feud between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj, offering his take on their rivalry and the impact it has on their fans. Expect a blend of humor, personal insights, and thought-provoking commentary as Vito navigates through the chaos of celebrity culture and his own life experiences. Get ready for another engaging episode filled with candid moments and plenty of laughs!

00:00 - Vance Michel says I'm about to start the podcast by myself

05:14 - Three years outside of the world is way better than three years inside

10:59 - You asked Donald Trump for a pardon. Who asked for that?

12:20 - President Trump says Puff Daddy asked him for a presidential pardon

17:20 - Last Saturday I had a crazy heart health scare last, uh, Saturday

22:07 - Vance says he suffered a heart attack after smoking too many cigarettes

27:59 - underwent triple bypass surgery after suffering from a heart attack

32:23 - Be kind to that person because you never know

37:42 - It's getting crazy and nasty between Nikki and Cardi B

41:06 - I hope Jay Z is doing the super bowl halftime again

46:06 - Jay Z becomes Beyonce's manager and then becomes owner of Brooklyn Nets

48:15 - Cardi B refused to get on the show with Bad Bunny

53:51 - Jay Z should resign from role of appointing super bowl musicians

In this episode of the Rapid Flames Podcast, Vito Blaze and DK Ultra reunite in the studio to share their latest thoughts on life, love, and the absurdities of modern relationships. The duo kicks things off with a candid discussion about mental health and financial stability, navigating the ups and downs of adulthood. Vito shares his thoughts on the hit show "The Summer I Turned Pretty," diving into the complexities of teenage relationships and the rise of 'fuck girl' culture. They also touch on the latest celebrity gossip, including Cardi B's pregnancy announcement and the implications for Offset, all while keeping the conversation light and humorous. Expect a mix of insightful commentary, personal anecdotes, and plenty of laughs as they explore the chaos of life and the entertainment world. Get ready for another episode filled with raw honesty and relatable moments! 00:00 - Had to deal with some financial reasons, mental health reasons 02:09 - Daniel Jeremiah: I'm watching a show called Summer I Turned pretty 05:04 - You stopped being with Conrad because you felt like you heard Jeremiah 07:38 - I saw a picture where I saw Cardi and Nicki hugging 09:05 - Since we talk about Cardi though, she pregnant, fourth kid 13:11 - Stephan Diggs says Cardi B is a real hustler 15:07 - I'm looking for stable guy. I'm just looking for a STABLE guy 16:40 - People also want to talk about Dame 17:10 - Charlemagne and Dame Dash have been going back and forth lately on Breakfast Club 22:34 - Ab allegedly coked up prior the podcast 25:51 - Adrian should have taken that Def Jam deal?! 30:44 - Vance Michel hosts the world's smallest comedy night in downtown Montreal 36:53 - Some of the media is getting controlled...... 41:30 - McCain's masala fries are the best 45:13 - Why do Black Americans not like Caribbeans or Africans 48:55 - A lot of Kendrick fan base is white. 52:47 - Charlie Kirk's wife is on a mission 56:12 - Ben and Jerry. They sold out, man. So what y'think y'all sold out 59:31 - Outro