Join Vance and his stand-in co-host Saba Jakeman as they dive into the complexities of modern friendships, the absurdities of social media, and the wild world of adult entertainment. With their signature humor, they explore what it really means to be "friends" in the digital age, discuss the intricacies of Saba's new job in the industry, and share hilarious anecdotes about their experiences. Expect a mix of candid conversations and unexpected insights as they tackle everything from the challenges of performing stand-up comedy to the latest pop culture happenings. Get ready for a hilarious ride!

00:00 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michelle and Saba Jakeman

03:55 - Comedian says his day job is more shameful than being a comic

07:29 - Can you keep it up two hours? Can you not have STDs

07:39 - Liam Neeson should have been in porn, Phil says

11:00 - The Gooners are fun though. They have humor. They're more interesting to talk than other accounts

13:06 - Jerking off before heart attack slowed down my heart rate, man

15:50 - I'm managing the Filipinos and learning English. But at first it's nerve wracking

19:24 - Porn is not consumed as much over there as it is over here

21:25 - Apparently Venezuela got the largest crude oil

24:46 - Donald Trump allegedly kidnapped a Venezuelan man, sparking conspiracy theories

27:36 - Why you think LA is up right now under Schwarzenegger

29:31 - Well, Venezuela president, I'm just gonna say, good luck

32:09 - Vito Blaze Song

38:40 - Professor Cast: What is Cosby doing now? I have no clue

41:09 - Were you a fan of Bill Cosby's stand up

42:19 - What was your favorite thing of 2025? What did you think

44:34 - Your hot take for 2025 is that you've been a lazy

46:33 - Telling people about the host thing too. You know how much stressful it adds to me

50:31 - Stand up as your therapy, you're just stand up for therapy

52:16 - Okay, well, speaking on that turn, let's get to my 2025 predictions

52:47 - So my take for the 2025. What's your favorite thing for 2025

54:49 - Hosting has helped me write new jokes, so that's been fun

58:10 - black people in between takes

59:35 - Dave says people need to calm down over Nicki Minaj controversy

01:02:54 - Rapid Flames podcast is hosted by Vance Michel & Saba Jakeman