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🚨 DAVID’S WIFE FINALLY JOINS THE SHOW… AND IT GETS WEIRD FAST. 🚨
For the first time in 106 episodes, David’s wife makes her official debut on ThePourChoicesShow, and within minutes we’re asking the kind of questions that make you wonder how they’ve stayed married, employed, or allowed in public.

This episode is packed with ridiculous hypotheticals, nostalgic childhood games, and AskReddit prompts that immediately spiral into chaos. We debate whether Black History Month got shorted on purpose, attempt to hide pancakes in a bed like deranged breakfast burglars, and figure out how to survive a fight against a 20-foot angry chicken using a one-shot ray gun and a single 5-letter noun.

Then things take a hard turn into a game where David’s wife sends pictures of feminine products and we have to guess what they are… which goes exactly as poorly as you’d expect from two grown men who still argue about stairs.

We wrap it up with a series of AskReddit questions ranging from “what hobby attracts the most douchebags?” to the deeply unsettling hypothetical where orgasms turn you dark blue for 24 hours. (Yes, we talk about the implications. No, we don’t solve anything.)

If you like comedy podcasts with dumb games, wild hypotheticals, and the occasional reminder that adulthood is a scam, you’re in the right place.

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:56 – SPECIAL GUEST!
5:51 – BLACK HISTORY MONTH
7:36 – HOW MANY PANCAKES COULD YOU HIDE?
13:46 – POOH STICKS
18:18 – MAN VS CHICKEN
22:39 – 10,000 T’s
25:20 – STANDING BACKWARDS ON A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
26:49 – A DAY IN HER SHOES
41:00 – FINISH THE SENTENCE
57:34 – ASK REDDIT – BLUEGASMS
1:02:44 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT HOBBY ATTRACTS THE MOST DOUCHEBAGS?
1:12:19 – ASK REDDIT – HOW OLD ARE YOU & HOW OLD DO YOU FEEL MENTALLY?
1:20:16 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:22:30 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:27:27 – OUTRO­­

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UNHINGED HYPOTHETICALS, RACISTS TESTS, AND THE STINKY CHEESE MAN!
Unfortunately for you, we’re back with another episode of The Pour Choices Show where two grown men sit down with microphones and immediately prove why society shouldn’t let adults have free time. Things went off the rails before the first mic was even hot and within minutes we’re derailed by a wildly unnecessary “what color is Jamal?” brain teaser, followed by a heated argument about what “cryptic” actually means. Spoiler: we don’t know.

From unhinged $100M hypothetical challenges involving ketchup bottles and Harry Potter to a realization about a specific logo that left one host genuinely stunned, this episode of the Pour Choices Show is a fever dream of poor decisions and even poorer logic.

From there it gets worse (in the best way):

• David unveils an AI face-combo of two past guests that somehow becomes a plumbing joke
• Chris gives a terrarium update and admits he rage-quit crafting and just bought a prebuilt setup (Randy lives on)
• We debate if you’d crawl everywhere for 10 years for $10M, and whether rewriting Harry Potter with ketchup is a “couple years” problem or a “five-year mental breakdown” problem
• One host has a horrifying learning moment about the double lightning bolt symbol… and the other is stunned this is new information
• We run through Would You Rather prompts that go from practical to “maybe don’t say that out loud”
• We play Real or Fake Inventions, including a hangover predictor, a “this could’ve been an email” meeting translator, and a smartwatch vibe checker that politely tells you to shut up
• We review a bright green sour from Voodoo Brewing Company that gets described as “Shrek peed in your glass” and still scores a 9.45 because taste apparently matters more than dignity
• We close with the most petty AskReddit prompt ever: what would you wish on your worst enemy? (Flat sodas, carbonated milk, pebble-in-shoe misery… you know, the real evil)

If you like chaotic conversations, dark jokes, dumb games, and two friends confidently saying things they should’ve kept inside their skulls… this one’s for you.

Grab a drink, hit subscribe, and let’s get into the chaos.

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
2:05 – TALES FROM THE CRYPT
4:07 – SUPER MARIO, BRO
7:59 – CRAWLING TO THE BANK
10:12 – RE-WRITING HARRY POTTER WITH KETCHUP
13:58 – STINKY CHEESE MAN
18:31 – TRY NOT TO LAUGH
20:11 – TERRARIUM UPDATE
24:27 – HE HAS RESIN
26:20 – ROCKEN UND ROLEN DIE GANZE NACHT
30:07 – SHARON!
33:06 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
41:16 – REAL OR FAKE – INVENTIONS
48:02 – THE RACIST TEST
51:42 – GUESS THE GAME FROM THE MAP
59:24 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:03:15 – ASK REDDIT – $1,000,000 TO EAT THE LAST THING YOU ATE FOR 6 MONTHS, DO YOU DO IT?
1:07:14 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WOULD YOU WISH ON YOUR WORST ENEMY?
1:17:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:19:41 – OUTRO

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🎉 TWO YEARS IN. STILL MAKING POUR CHOICES. 🎉

We hit our 2-year anniversary and celebrated the only way we know how: bad hypotheticals, worse opinions, and announcements that definitely should not be buried 45 minutes into a comedy podcast.

Two years of bad decisions, questionable logic, and absolute chaos have led us here. So, naturally, we’re diving straight into the deep end: from life-changing baby announcements to the wildest "Would You Rather" scenarios that will make you question your own sanity.

Why was Hulk Hogan’s gas tank a target at a Tampa strip club? Is the Helen Keller conspiracy actually plausible? And if you had to survive 30 days in a video game to become a billionaire in real life—which one are you picking? (Choose carefully, because if you die in the game, you're toast).

It’s a celebration episode.
So naturally, nothing is under control.

Grab a drink, hit that subscribe button, and let’s make some more Pour Choices.

Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
3:20 – JESUS WAS A PROPHET!?
4:56 – IF YOU COULD ADD ONE ZERO TO YOUR LIFE…
6:40 – WHAT LETTER WOULD YOU SLEEP ON?
9:43 – BRING YOUR ANIMAL TO WORK DAY
12:40 – WEST VIRGINIA
15:11 – RIDDLE ME THIS
16:56 – DIY T-SHIRTS
20:26 – ODYSSEY 2001
33:56 – BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS
35:16 – WOULD YOU RATHER?
44:09 – THE NEIGHBORHOOD TEA
48:31 – I.C.E., I.C.E. BABY
54:45 – THE HELEN KELLER CONSPIRACY
1:02:15 – SUPER BOWL TRIVIA
1:10:25 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:13:58 – ASK REDDIT – SURVIVING IN A VIDEO GAME FOR 30 DAYS
1:23:16 – ASK REDDIT – WOMEN, WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY THINKING WHEN YOU CATCH A GUY LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS?
1:27:35 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:36:10 – OUTRO

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The Big Question: You have to survive 30 days in a video game. If you make it out, you keep all the money and superpowers. If you die, it’s game over for real. Which game are you choosing? Let us know in the comments!

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