Xavier is back. PorchTalk is back. Lebron is 2-10 in his last 12 playoff games. Orlando Magic, Magic City, Rest in Peace Nipsey, Lebron will be bitching till he's 50 - Celtics 2026 NBA Champions. PorchTalk is the future.

The highly unanticipated return of PorchTalk. My laptop was repossessed because of gambling debts. Babagudu provides his insight on the current state of affairs for the Golden State Warriors.

Like Mike in '95 - I'm back

This was embarrassing. This silenced any Tom Brady v. Patrick Mahomes arguments. Abysmal. Horrendous. Despicable. Terrible. The Cheifs are no longer. This is what happens when you and your wife idolize Donny O'Felon. Cooper DeJean is a dog and Jalen Carter has had quite the year. Nick Schmuckaranni owes Saqoun Barkley his career. It was poetic for the last game of this season to be a boring blowout, as that was the theme of the NFL this season. Cheifs were so bad that Kenny Pickett saw Super Bowl minutes. Drake Maye is still the future - so is PorchTalk.

I am frozen. Luka Doncic is a Los Angeles Laker. Luka Doncic is on the same team as Lebron James. For the first time in Lebron James' career, 23 will not be the primary scorer on his team. This ruined my weekend. No team in the NBA beats the Lakers in seven games with a healthy Luka and Lebron.

The NFL playoffs are finally here, and what better way to celebrate than three schmucks with no football experience telling you what's going to happen. The 49er's best player this season was shot by a 14-year-old Norteno a week before the season opener. The team fucking sucks, Mikey tries to kickstart the offseason for Kyle Shanahan. Happy New Year.

The Patriots suck. The Dolphins suck. The 49ers are even worse. Travis Hunter is not the answer in New England. Xavier comes to terms with the realization that the Dolhpins will never be good.

Mama we're back. A month-long hiatus because I got lazy. Embarrassing, Regardless, Travis Hunter should not be the first wide receiver off the board IF he is only being drafted to play wide receiver. Hunter realistically will not play both sides of the football, so if you're drafting him solely based on his wide receiver talents, is Travis Hunter the best wide receiver off the board? No. No, he is not. The Lions are 1A, and the Bills are 1B. They play Sunday at 1;30. Give me Buffalo. Xavier still kinda has his NY accent, so he's PorchTalk's NY representative. We go over Juan Soto to the Mets. Shoutout to our consistent listener in Stockholm Sweden.

The United States held a Presidential Election between an overly qualified candidate and a convicted felon. The convicted felon won, which is poetic to the current state of America. You can't get a job at McDonalds with a criminal record, but you can run for President. Thank you for continuing to listen to PorchTalk

-A schmuck with a keyboard