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  • Stelpan sem þú elskaðir (The Girl You Loved) by Einar Már Guðmundsson

    Stelpan sem þú elskaðir (The Girl You Loved) by Einar Már Guðmundsson
    Mar 22 2025

    Revolution is like the girl you once loved.

    You thought she loved you too

    and you would never love any other.

    But one day she ditched you.

    Your sorry was an abyss in the void of days.

    Now, much later, you see there was nothing to her

    and are astonished you should ever

    have fallen in love with her.


    And yet, if the magnetism that attracted you to her

    is no longer in your heart...

    for the girl you loved once

    is not the girl you loved

    but rather the yearning,

    the quest that set off with you

    not to find,

    but to search for what you lost

    to be able to lose what you found.
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    1 min
  • Sumarkvöld (Summer Evening) by Páll Ólafsson

    Sumarkvöld (Summer Evening) by Páll Ólafsson
    Mar 22 2025

    So much now brings good cheer

    to the eye, both far and near.

    Blades of grass together play

    to the gentle west wind's sway.

    The birds begin their lovely song

    of summer evenings bright and long.
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  • Wikipedia Myocardial infarction

    Wikipedia Myocardial infarction
    Oct 30 2023
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myocardial_infarction
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    28 min
  • A Frog Goes Into A Bank

    A Frog Goes Into A Bank
    Jul 11 2023
    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone"
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    2 min
  • As The Sun Stands Still by Waylander

    As The Sun Stands Still by Waylander
    Jul 11 2023
    As the Sun Stands Still Waylander Arise in glory, feel the power of the Sun The land sparkles like emeralds With every progeny of green I can feel the grass grow, Beneath my feet. I can smell the bounty, Yet to yield. And the night fades so fast, In a pre dawn sky, Golden Lúgh, Eternal eye. Leap through the flames of The fire upon the hill. Today is the day when The sun stands still. May the rays of the sun Energise, light your way Feast, make marry, On the longest day. Dance skyclad by firelight From dusk until dawn. Celebration of life Worship the Sun. Partake of the gifts The fruits of the land As the God of the Sun Walks with Anú, hand in hand. The shadows shorten, The sun climbs high, Not a cloud to be seen, In the bluest of skies. Spirits of the land Spirits of this place Hear our call Hear our cry. I am the fire, That burns within your soul, I am the flame within, That will never die. I am the sacred light, That makes your whole, I am the mighty sun, That will never rise.
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    1 min
  • Dutch Oven Ham Recipe

    Dutch Oven Ham Recipe
    Jul 11 2023
    Ingredients * 1 quarter ham boneless, pre-cooked or smoked, refrigerated - ours was about 4 lbs. * 1/2 c pineapple juice or fresh orange juice * 1 c brown sugar * 1/2 c honey * 1/4 c water cold * 3 tbsp cornstarch * 1 onion sliced * 4 sprigs fresh thyme * 4-5 whole cloves optional Instructions * Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Place your boneless, sliced, quartered, pre cooked/smoked ham cut side down into your dutch oven.
 * Slice your onion and sprinkle into pot. Push whole cloves into your ham if you want to add these for flavor.
 * Whisk together your brown sugar, pineapple juice, and honey well and pour this on top of your ham.
 * Lay fresh sprigs of thyme on top and around ham.
 * Put lid on and put into oven. Bake a smoked ham for 15 minutes per pound approximately or until internal temp. taken in the middle of your ham reaches 145 degrees. (refer to cook time chart in post, time depends on type of ham you have). Baste half way through if you're able.
 * Take ham out and put on to a cutting board, allow it to rest while you are making ham glaze.
 * Take out and discard sprigs of thyme. Take onions out and put into a bowl to serve on the side.
 * Put dutch oven on your stovetop on medium heat (or pour liquid into a small pot if you'd rather). In a small bowl combine 1/4 c. cold water and 3 tbsp of cornstarch. Whisk together.
 * Once ham liquid bubbles consistently, pour your cornstarch mixture into the pot and stir.
 * Continue to stir as it thickens (won't take much longer than a minute or so to reach a thick consistency once it's continually bubbling). Remove from heat and pour into a gravy boat to serve on the table and pour on top of ham slices.
 * Slice your ham if it isn't already and serve along side ham glaze and onions.

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    2 min
  • Breakup Letter

    Breakup Letter
    Jul 11 2023
    Dear Loser. [Chris!!!!! I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you People only say you asked me out because you needed a date fo the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what basterti dumped you cause you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut. I hung up on you cause you tol me it on the phone because i guess you werent man enough to tell me it in my face lI hate you and als. guess what my mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this , you come to breakfast every moming and I aint stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRS old hates you to and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair hahalI went out with another boy after you and after we were over you an idiot dares you even tried to ask me out again i didnt break up with him for you OKI I hate you ive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think i like them well guess maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore I dont have to tell you who i like or who iam with and why got it i dont like you anymore the other day you told me that I have to tell you who I like or who Iam thinking of going out with its none of your buisness got that to you loserlI hate you an I know you still like me but i dont like you i dont care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a spider or rat den u ur soooo waly and fat I!!!!!!||! And then saving that i loooooooved you pleassssel!!!!!||I/Your such n ass wipe n bastert!! I HATE Y0000000000U Well bi vou piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember YOU
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    3 min
  • The Enemy by Big L

    The Enemy by Big L
    Jul 11 2023
    I drive up and down Harlem blocks Iced out watch Knots in my socks Cops think I'm selling rocks Pulling me over to see if I'm drunk But I'm sober They wouldn't fuck with me if I drove a Nova Listen Columbo you're mad because your money come slow And what you make in a year I make in one show Now you wanna frisk me and search my ride Call me all kinda names try to hurt my pride You're just mad cause I'm a young cat, pockets dumb fat Talkin' bout: Where the gun at? I been there and done that I'm through with that illegal life, I'm stayin legit I love to see cars come cruisin' bye and playin' my shit I walk around with six thou' without a pist-ol, my whole cliques wild I'm rich pal, no more sticks I'm makin hits now I drink Cristal, I'm through breakin' laws I don't sell coke anymore, I do tours So get that flashlight out of my face To bring me down them Jakes'll do whatever it takes Word up them federals got my phone and my house tapped Praying that I fall for the mouse trap, I doubt that Why do I end up in so much shit? I done came way too far to be callin' it quits Jake wanna lock me up, even though I'm legit They can't stand to see a young brother pockets get thick
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    1 min