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Please Cite Me, Robot

Please Cite Me, Robot

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Welcome to the funeral of your organic traffic. ⚰️

Remember when being #1 on Google actually mattered? Good times. Now, ChatGPT, Perplexity, AI Overviews and others from the AI gang are answering your customers' questions while your website collects digital dust.

"Please Cite Me, Robot" is the podcast for marketers who are tired of shouting into the void. We roast traditional SEO, panic about "zero-click" searches, and figure out how to manipulate... uh, optimize... the AI overlords to actually mention your brand.

Stop crying over your CTR. It’s gone. Learn how to get into the AI’s brain instead.

Powered by Geometrika - the only tool that tells you what the robots are saying behind your back.

👉 Fix your AI visibility here: https://geometrika.dev/en

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    • The Robot is Cheating on You (With Your Competitor) 💔🤖

      The Robot is Cheating on You (With Your Competitor) 💔🤖
      Dec 17 2025
      You thought you were the market leader? Cute.

      Zero-Click Nick finds out that when he asks ChatGPT for the "Best Agency," it sends users straight to his arch-nemesis. Hallucination Heidi breaks down the hard truth: In the AI era, you aren't fighting for rankings, you're fighting for Share of Voice.

      We discuss:

      • Why the AI loves your competitor more than you (hint: it’s not about their logo).
      • Geometrika Deep Dive: How to use Competitor Comparison to see exactly how badly you are losing the visibility war.
      • Why Total Citations is the only vote that counts.
      • How to steal back the "Mindshare" of the robot before you go bankrupt.

      Stop letting the AI funnel your leads to the competition.

      See who is stealing your lunch: https://geometrika.dev/en
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      8 min
    • Dashboards for Losers: Why Your Green Arrows Are a Lie 📉

      Dashboards for Losers: Why Your Green Arrows Are a Lie 📉
      Dec 4 2025
      Stop patting yourself on the back for that 2% Click-Through Rate. It’s embarrassing.

      In this episode, Zero-Click Nick tries to impress Hallucination Heidi with his monthly SEO report, only to realize he’s reporting on a ghost town. We expose the "Agency Lie"—why the reports you pay thousands for are hiding the real disaster inside the AI "Black Box."

      We cover:

      • Why your Google Search Console is gaslighting you.
      • The difference between "Ranking" (useless) and "Being the Answer" (profitable).
      • Geometrika Deep Dive: We break down the only metrics that matter in 2025: Visibility Rate, Keyword Coverage, and the all-mighty GEO Score.
      • How to fire your agency if they can't tell you your Share of Voice in ChatGPT.

      Stop measuring clicks. Start measuring influence.

      Get a dashboard that actually tells the truth: https://geometrika.dev/en
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      9 min
    • The Funeral of the Blue Link ⚰️ (Your Traffic Isn't Missing, It's Stolen)

      The Funeral of the Blue Link ⚰️ (Your Traffic Isn't Missing, It's Stolen)
      Nov 25 2025
      Grab a shovel, we’re burying your SEO strategy.

      In this debut episode, Zero-Click Nick is having a mental breakdown because Semrush says he's #1, but his analytics look like a crime scene. Hallucination Heidi explains the hard truth: Google isn't sending you traffic anymore; it's cannibalizing your content to feed its AI.


      We discuss:

      • Why "Zero-Click" is the scariest buzzword of 2025.
      • How Google AI Overviews and Perplexity use your content without paying child support.
      • Why being "Rank 1" is now a participation trophy.
      • How to stop crying and start tracking Citation Frequency. The only metric that proves you still exist.


      Stop writing for humans. They aren't reading. Feed the robot.

      Check if the AI is ghosting you: https://geometrika.dev/en
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      9 min
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