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Kiss My Left Foot, Episode 1

👽Strap in for a chaotic, laugh-packed adventure through the utterly bizarre world of Perswayssick County! In this week’s episode of “Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy,” titled “Kiss My Left Foot,” radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez is stuck in a dimension where logic takes a vacation — ruled by Gneeecey, an elbow-high, fast-talking, disaster-prone Jack Russell-type canine-humanoid dog with a mansion that doubles as a pigsty.
Broke, purple-tinged, and barely standing from dimension burn, Nicki’s only hope of escaping back to Earth lies in the cash-stuffed portfolio she finally finds on her birthday. But before she can dream of freedom, Gneeecey insists on celebrating… his way.
Cue a birthday “lunch” at the upscale, off-the-rails Tricycle Club — where diners eat while pedaling. Getting there means squeezing into Gneeecey’s miniature Porsche as he ricochets off houses, crashes into a milk tanker (pausing to dunk animal crackers in the spilled moo juice), and smashes into the restaurant like a furry wrecking ball.
Inside, things only get weirder. The menu looks inedible, Gneeecey eats so ferociously that food pours out of his ears, and — surprise! — he’s not paying. Just when Nicki thinks the day can’t get worse, an evil alien spots Gneeecey.
Can Nicki survive the worst birthday ever, keep Gneeecey alive, and make it to Grandma — another human, a veggie meatball shop owner and part-time therapist — without losing what’s left of her sanity?
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Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)

It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!

https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)

https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast)

https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)

https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)

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Food’s the common theme here!

In “The Two K’s,” Gneeecey attempts to educate his protégé, mouse-humanoid Gneeezle’s employee Altitude. “I’m trynna teach ya ’bout the two K’s—cookin’ an’ cleanin’,” Gneeecey advises the hapless rodent after he nearly burns down the eatery. (Gneeecey had slapped some jackass burgers on the grill and ordered Altitude to watch them. Watch he did, as they went up in flames.)

Nicki, working there part-time, expresses alarm that the blobs inside the establishment’s lava lamps seem hyperactive. Gneeecey instructs her not to look at them. He adds that during Blirg (a season where time runs backward due to Perswayssick County’s dimensional “electronical gravoovitational disruptications”), the lamps may be hungry. If so, Gneeecey warns Nicki that she’d better run for her life.

Two evil alien Markmen, Redheaded Broken-nose Mark and Blond Big Nose Mark show up and intimidate Gneeecey.

Perswayssick City Councilperson Verna Vlott drops in to order lunch and tolerates Altitude’s rudeness.

Enter Gneeecey, applying a size thirteen high-top to the mouse’s scruffy backside and apologizing to the Councilperson. Pitying Altitude, Verna stuffs a wad of greenbacks in his palm so that he can afford a last name.

In “His Turn to Bring Sandwiches,” Gneeecey supplies refreshments for his Brain Surgery Club. Delighted colleagues happily gobble up Altitude’s two-week-old vegetative-matter-leaking finger sandwiches while they study wall-sized images of partially resected brains.

…Later, Nicki takes Gneeecey to visit veggie meatball shop owner (and licensed therapist) Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma. And, as our Frank Grillo says at the very end of each podcast, “It’s a Gneeecey thing!”

And Vicki, Nicki, Frank, Gneeecey, and Grandma want to thank Marysol Cerdeira Rodriguez and Sal Sola for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate your helping to keep us afloat, more than words can say!

https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)

https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast)

Support the show

Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)

It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!

https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)

https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast)

https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)

https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)

And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/

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Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message!

“Welcome to My Humble Abdomen,” Episode 3

Dimension burn shrinks Nicki to the size of a matchstick. She’s living in his debris-filled T-shirt pocket.

Things go from bad to worse this morning. Gneeecey hightails it to his Electronic Water Cyclone 3000, a high-tech commode boasting three thousand cyclones per flush. “Sorry,” he apologizes, “but when nature calls, there ain’t no voicemail!”

Gneeecey’s ready to flush. Nicki imagines her matchstick-sized self swirling helplessly in a tumultuous three-thousand cyclone whirlpool. She braces herself.

He flushes. Only a few hollow clunks and a weak stream of water follow. Rotten alien Redheaded Broken-nose Mark calls, and Gneeecey’s more sophisticated lookalike Ebegneeezer Eeeceygnay saunters in, making a series of snide remarks. (Ebegneeezer, who has unwittingly traveled from his planet HyenaZitania to Perswayssick County, is an unwelcome guest in Gneeecey’s mansion.)

Gneeecey calls Supersonic Latrines. He lets loose on poor technician Adam.

Adam instructs Gneeecey to punch in digits and letters, in rapid succession, on the tank’s control panel so he can take remote control. Then Gneeecey needs to sit back down quickly.

Once in, Adam states that the problem’s worse than “we” thought. Gneeecey must remain seated until it’s resolved.

“As you are presently indisposed,” volunteers Ebegneeezer, “perhaps I might entertain myself by taking an informal tour of your humble abode.”

Gneeecey shouts, “Perhaphoops you’ll stay stinkin’ right here where I can watch ya—an’ rememboober, yooou ain’t even welcome here in my humble abdomen!”

Ebegneeezer strolls out of the room….

…Later, Gneeecey visits veggie meatball shop owner (and licensed therapist) Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, Grandma. And, as our Frank Grillo says at the very end of each podcast, “It’s a Gneeecey thing!”

And Vicki, Nicki, Frank, Gneeecey, and Grandma want to thank Marysol Rodriguez and Sal Sola for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com, and for their suggestions! We appreciate your helping to keep us afloat, more than words can say!

https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)

https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick

Support the show

Vicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon!
https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)

It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!

https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)

https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast)

https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)

https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)

And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/

Support the show