Bring on the daylight savings…Halloween is definitely a time to have fun playing dress up…ugh, boring costumes are the worst…tech difficulties won’t stop us…the Weeknd SHOULD have a Kids Bop version of all his songs…El Chavo del 8, still iconic…why does DJ know so much about the Periodic Table…uncovering DJ’s Halloween PTSD…Lady Godiva didn’t ride the horse naked…also, Rapunzel is not Lady Godiva..been a minute, but tiger balm still smells good…maybe Z Cavarricci should make a comeback…las fabulosas tiendas Tico, so much tulle…RIP Xtra Supermarket…the señora ability to pack a gusano bag with exactly 40 lbs is a lost art…that older generation also knew how to hold a grudge for the long haul…Ish’s family would go to Naples just to see the lot, not hit the beach…new level of petty unlocked…the Caja China urban legend persists…Last Cafecito: Misha’s Cupcakes & Poll Workers

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Join us at West Fest on Nov 14…it’s as close as Miami gets to autumn…is November too soon for Christmas decorations…you’d think a Carvel cake would be easier than Publx cake…once the Zoloft kicks in…tiramisu is not an Oreo…we love a Capri Sun…some things shouldn’t have bets placed…is Polymarket and Kalshi just the norm now…how much Metamucil is too much…the nostalgia of Sunny Delight can’t be beat…what color Kool-Aid did you grow up on…seriously though, can anyone pass any type of spam call legislation…how DOES a colostomy bag work…Last Cafecito: Cards Against Humanity & Us

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Welcome back, DJ…so many ailments…Frankenstein cake…Kelly Clarkson needs a mechanical bird…what the hell are masculine teeth…the zombie apocalypse would be the worst…El Dorado should hire at least ONE bilingual person…give Christine Baranski ALL the awards…congrats Lucha Dough…DJ Khaled furniture fits right in there…Scooby Doo and the transatlantic accent…the return of Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos…reality TV is never real…yet again Broadway takes a hit…The Swan documentary is wild…Diana Ross at Thanksgiving must be an experience…a dollar store version of Chopped would be great…beef tallow brand manteca…Antiques Roadshow disappointments…Selma Blair and the violent plane…Sofia & Joe are peak physical specimens…Last Cafecito: Savannah Bananas and A Cabin in the Woods

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