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SHOWS

Thomas Live In New York 10/30

Jake Live In Omaha 11/20

Jake Live In Emmetsburg, IA 11/21

Jake Live In Lincoln 11/22

Pendejo Time Live in NOLA 1/28 TWO SHOWS

Pendejo Time Live in Philly 2/20

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Thomas Live In New York 10/30

Jake Live In Omaha 11/20

Jake Live In Emmetsburg, IA 11/21

Jake Live In Lincoln 11/22

Pendejo Time Live in NOLA 1/28 TWO SHOWS

Pendejo Time Live in Philly 2/20

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JAKE SHOWS

Jake will be doing a midwest weekend run in November (20th-22nd) Links below.

Omaha, Nebraska 11/20

Emmetsburg, Iowa 11/21

Lincoln, Nebraska 11/22

THOMAS SHOW

See Thomas in the Big Applle with Caleb Pitts and Tommy Bayer

PENDEJO TIME LIVE SHOW IN NOLA 1/28

Kick off 2027 with a bang and see the boys in NOLA

PENDEJO TIME LIVE SHOW IN PHILLY 2/20

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JAKE SHOWS

Jake will be doing a midwest weekend run in November (20th-22nd) Links below.

Omaha, Nebraska 11/20

Emmetsburg, Iowa 11/21

Lincoln, Nebraska 11/22

THOMAS SHOW

See Thomas in the Big Applle with Caleb Pitts and Tommy Bayer

PENDEJO TIME LIVE SHOW IN NOLA 1/28

Kick off 2027 with a bang and see the boys in NOLA

get hims

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go see Thomas in New York

https://restlessnites.com/events/calomas30oct2026

see Jake and Thomas in nola

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go see Thomas in New York

https://restlessnites.com/events/calomas30oct2026

see Jake and Thomas in nola

https://punchup.live/venue/sportsdrink/shows/pendejo-time-at-sports-drink

sub to the show

Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PENDEJO and use code PENDEJO and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup!

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See Jake Live in Austin at Velvfest this Friday

See Thomas Live in New York 10/30

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