After three months away, Aubrey returns to Peanut Butter & Sprinkles with sugar in her system and absolutely no intention of staying on topic. She catches Dad up on turning 11, a questionable Fourth of July, late-night math, and one unforgettable roadside encounter before taking over the podcast to review a Fruit Roll-Up snack and casually reveal that her boyfriend is “buns.”

Then Story Time takes a dark turn. Aubrey shares two original stories featuring lost dogs, mysterious kidnappers, suspicious green houses, cinnamon-sugar toast, and a twist Dad definitely should have seen coming.

Plus: terrible daughter jokes, chewing on garbage, the return of News Time, dachshund pronunciation problems, and the important question at the heart of every great podcast: What are we actually supposed to be doing here?

Apparently, the answer is: do stuff. :::

Uncle Chris joins the show as Aubrey brings the chaos!

We’ve got joke book jokes, a Camp Casey report (spoiler: soggy nuggets), Hot Seat questions, and a lesson in modern slang—plus a throwback to some very questionable 90s slang.

We also tell a weird story about an oddity shop and end with Easter debates, candy vs. quarters, and the ultimate question:

👉 Bunny or rabbit?

Cool beans.

In this episode Aubrey takes the lead as we rank the best fictional characters to be teachers, the coolest animals to ride into battle, and the ultimate food fight weapons (spoiler: churros may be more dangerous than you think). We also bring back Would I Rathr, talk about upcoming adventures like Camp Casey, share some jokes, and brainstorm future episode ideas.

Thanks for being part of 60 episodes of Peanut Butter & Sprinkles!