Peaches Pit Party from Monday, January 26th, 2026 / Peaches clocks back in from Southern California with sand still in his shoes and immediately spirals into a full mental audit of why vacations end, why parking meters exist, and why belts were clearly invented by someone who hates joy. From recounting a barely touched ocean trip that somehow included aquariums, missed zoos, and a deep appreciation for free Idaho parking, the show swerves into concert calendar madness, ticket giveaways that definitely do not arrive on time, and the quiet rage of listeners demanding answers Peaches does not yet have. Somewhere in between, he admits to staring daily at a massive Whitechapel banner like it owes him money, debates the ethics of spending nearly seven grand on lifetime VIP access to Falling in Reverse, and wonders if that level of financial freedom comes with divorce papers pre filled. Gaming consoles are abandoned, subscriptions are canceled in protest, and the future of PlayStation is judged harshly through the lens of a GTA loading screen holding an iPhone fossil. Sports news shows up briefly, gets side eyed, and is shoved aside for heavier topics like romantic gestures that should absolutely be illegal, weddings that feel more like financial hostage situations, and why persistence is not charming when it starts resembling surveillance. The news barrel scrapes so hard it produces a scientific breakthrough involving a cow, a broom, and a very confident tongue, followed by a Florida felony involving airborne ketchup and a prison sentence that could realistically be summarized as “Heinz related.” Hollywood landmarks get compared and found underwhelming, Sydney Sweeney allegedly decorates a hillside with lingerie, recalled torch lighters remind everyone that fire is indeed hot, and Peaches signs off knowing full well he spent an entire episode proving that slow news days are when things get truly weird.

Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, January 15th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show by packing his bags for a California escape and immediately spirals into the surprisingly complicated logistics of trying to play a Blink One Eight Two parody on terrestrial radio without angering the FCC. That somehow turns into Megadeth movie confusion, ticket giveaways, and a full existential debate over what the movie is even called before he proudly decides the theater is exactly where a brand new metal album should be experienced at maximum volume. From there, the show swerves into a heartfelt public service announcement for men quietly losing the war against their hairlines, complete with Reddit recommendations, YouTube evangelists, and Peaches openly admitting shaving his head solved more problems than any spray bottle ever could. The day continues with a string of Peach Throne questions that uncover overrated video games, personal injury stories involving sideways feet and basketball rebounds, and the realization that jury duty is a looming threat best avoided by knocking on every available piece of wood. Sports headlines bring embarrassment at the Australian Open, Nike throwing real money at pickleball, and very short Bad Bunny fans learning that logistics do not care about their feelings. The entire show nearly derails when Peaches realizes an innocent hallway meeting turned into a generational culture shock, as Maddie casually admits she has no idea who Harrison Ford, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Nicolas Cage, Brad Pitt, or even Elvis Presley actually are, aside from how he died. This sends Peaches into a reflective spiral about movies he wishes he could see again for the first time, nostalgic trips to Blockbuster that ended with his dad yelling at employees, and why 2016 feels magical until you remember who you were dating back then. The episode wraps with analog living trends, elderly neighbors battling futuristic cars, a teacher in Virginia allegedly throwing footwear at an eleven year old, and Peaches printing out a list of celebrities like flashcards in a desperate attempt to save Gen Alpha from pop culture amnesia before signing off and heading west.

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Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show running on fumes and staring down a travel countdown like it’s a high-stakes heist, then immediately spirals into a grab bag of modern nonsense that somehow all connects. He pitches a pregnancy craving contest that rewards bizarre food combinations, breaks down why expensive Pokémon Legos are basically a retirement fund, and admits he refuses to answer his phone like it’s a moral stance. From there, it’s a deep dive into social rules everyone pretends to follow, an indie game developer nuking his own project because his girlfriend decided AI is evil, and why typing prompts does not make you the musical equivalent of Mozart. Sports pop in with Mike Tomlin’s exit framed through the lens of 2007 internet culture, Kiefer Sutherland allegedly throwing hands like a confused grandpa, and the quiet misery of tagging artists on Facebook until the platform taps out. Peaches also unloads on content creation busywork, imagines Arizona highways turning into unpaid Fast & Furious auditions, marvels at ancient artifacts that prove humans have always been gross, scolds Idaho residents for turning their yards into elk buffets, salutes local law enforcement support efforts, and then completely loses it over a Tennessee candy store being repeatedly robbed by the same bear. The episode wraps with Megadeth farewell skepticism and absolute disbelief over loose monkeys and a goat terrorizing St. Louis while AI-generated photos make everything worse, because of course they do.

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Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, January 13, 2026 / Peaches opens the show by finally giving longtime listener Jeff the moment he has been waiting for, announcing that Five Finger Death Punch is officially coming back to Salt Lake City and mentally picturing Jeff losing his mind somewhere in eastern Idaho, before immediately spiraling into a discussion about a disturbingly popular app that checks whether you are still alive, forcing him to confront the possibility of dying alone and being discovered wearing a CPAP and underwear. The episode barrels through a thread exposing rich people behavior that feels illegal to know about, including rented swans that get replaced when they look scruffy, dogs with annual salaries that require Zoom meetings with lawyers, and a submerged miniature town built purely so wealthy people can scuba dive through fake neighborhoods. Peaches then unloads on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after it earns the title of worst tourist attraction on Earth, breaking down CD scams, fake monks demanding donations, cracked out mascots, and why downtown Los Angeles feels like Walmart on its busiest day but with more hustlers. Sports news somehow devolves into eight year old hockey players fighting during a Mites on Ice game, LeBron James jerseys being dismantled into trading cards, and college football ticket prices reaching mortgage territory. Things get worse with TLC’s new show Suddenly Amish, as Peaches questions whether anyone with an iPhone, DoorDash account, and Stanley cup could survive a single day of butter churning, before ranting about cities everyone pretends to love like Austin, Nashville, Phoenix, Las Vegas, and especially New York City, where four thousand dollars a month gets you a hallway with a window. The episode ends with Peaches recounting a long debated restaurant visit that turned into a full blown disaster involving missing ranch, cat food looking meat served in Dollar Tree containers, and a Yelp account resurrected from the dead solely to deliver a one star review out of spite.

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Peaches Pit Party from Monday, January 12th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show staring down a shorter work week and a long awaited vacation before immediately spiraling into celebrity nonsense after learning Scooter Braun is dating Sydney Sweeney and is shocked that famous athletes keep sliding into her DMs like this outcome was not guaranteed. From there, reality takes a hard left when the internet completely sabotages a real life monkey escape in St. Louis by flooding social media with fake AI monkey photos, forcing animal control to sort through memes instead of actual primates. Peaches then breaks down a truly unhinged invention that lets drivers scroll TikTok by honking their horn, debates whether that is the dumbest traffic idea ever conceived, and watches a self driving Waymo car confidently guide its passenger onto active train tracks before politely stopping like that solves anything. The show barrels forward into competitive steinholding being declared more legitimate than golf, NFL fan bases ranked by drinking habits, and the uncomfortable reality that legalized sports betting is apparently turning bad losses into crime spikes. Peaches shifts gears into alien territory after Idaho ranks near the top for reported abduction style encounters, digs through an online thread exposing industries everyone quietly agrees are scams, and mourns the disappearance of waterbeds while imagining the absolute destruction one would cause under real world conditions. A relationship fight in Texas escalates into full blown apartment destruction after a barbecue fueled clothing bonfire goes wrong, proving breakups are a public safety hazard. The episode also includes Megadeth’s final album rollout, Peaches openly questioning Dave Mustaine’s lyrical autopilot, a movie ticket giveaway, and a surprisingly wholesome moment involving fan mail from The Pretty Wild that raises questions about whether anyone actually read what he wrote. It wraps with listener band recommendations, local scene love, and the quiet realization that reality feels increasingly optional if you’re online long enough.

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Peaches Pit Party from Friday, January 9th, 2026 / Peaches kicks off the show racing toward the weekend while fixing a ticket giveaway mess and immediately spirals into the bleak future of technology after witnessing an AI fridge at CES that refuses to open during its own demo, raising serious questions about humanity’s priorities and appliance competence. From there, the afternoon veers hard into a Louisiana police call involving a naked woman trespassing in a frozen pond because she believed she was a mermaid, which somehow escalates into tasers, hospital visits, and a reminder that imagination has consequences. Peaches then breaks down a real court case where a marriage was legally erased because the couple trusted ChatGPT to write their wedding vows and skipped required language, effectively speedrunning an annulment. The emotional teardown of the Idaho Falls water tower leads to a comparison with Buffalo Bills fans purchasing used stadium urinal troughs as memorabilia, proving that nostalgia has no bottom. Along the way, Peaches covers a beer named after Drake May, an exploding list of NFL coaching vacancies, LeBron James deciding he is simply done with back to backs, and an insecticide company in Japan holding a funeral for the bugs they killed during testing. He questions whether people have always complained about weather or if the internet just gave everyone a megaphone, gives away tickets to a Megadeth movie event while roasting Dave Mustaine by proxy, and dives into historical beauty standards that involved women burning their own hairlines off for fashion. A Reddit debate about dating taller women turns into personal high school trauma, height math, and unsolicited memories of emo heels, followed by a discussion on launching Rubik’s Cubes into space as a message to aliens. The episode wraps with a dog breaking out of an animal shelter by unlocking the front door, Peaches oversharing the brutal maintenance reality of CPAP life, and a travel rant about flying home, meeting parents, and proudly renting a minivan because comfort beats dignity every time.

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Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, January 8th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show holed up inside the station thanks to snow, free pizza, and the crushing reality of finishing second in the Riverbend Red Zone fantasy football league, where a perfectly mediocre regular season somehow turned into playoff domination. From there, things spiral fast. Fantasy punishments escalate from harmless on air humiliation to a man being sentenced to consume seventy one hot dogs in Joey Chestnut fashion, prompting a deeply personal reckoning with the limits of the human stomach. Peaches then dismantles a “shocking” study about weight loss drugs doing exactly what everyone with a brain assumed they would, calls out award shows for nominating a band that formed in 2004 as a “new artist,” and side eyes the idea of uploading medical records into an AI that has been known to confidently improvise facts. A college boosts basketball attendance with free beer and ice cream, Papa Murphy’s wins customer service awards despite outsourcing the cooking to you, and Bath and Body Works briefly terrorizes society with candles that smell like ranch dressing and tortilla chips. GTA VI leaks get messier, male strippers enter the rumor mill, and a fortune teller in Thailand proves his psychic powers by stealing a phone to validate his own prediction. Peaches also pauses to mark ten years since the death of David Bowie before launching into an extended in house philosophical trial over whether golf deserves to be called a sport, featuring listeners, definitions, John Daly slander, capitalism metaphors, and the unsettling conclusion that nearly everything might qualify. It all wraps with the realization that radio competition may technically make Peaches an athlete, which nobody asked for but everyone must now live with.

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Peaches Pit Party from Wednesday, January 7th, 2026 / Peaches opens the show by unpacking a deeply personal pet peeve that absolutely nobody asked for but everyone understands the moment he says it out loud abrupt song endings that leave you emotionally stranded and staring at the studio clock. From there he detours into a surprisingly tense backstory involving an ex deathcore frontman turned Twitch streamer who may or may not hate his own fans before unveiling his new Pick of the Day playlist strategy that finally solves the problem of listeners missing tracks at two in the afternoon. As the week drags on at a glacial pace and snow forecasts whip the comment section into its usual chaos adjacent meltdown Peaches teases Ghost tickets explains why weather comments are all the same person in different fonts and casually wonders if his flight home is already doomed. Things then take a sharp turn into science when National Passing Gas Day delivers the most questionable medical advice imaginable followed by a baffling claim that smelling your own fumes might save your brain which Peaches processes in real time like a man reconsidering every quiet moment he has ever had alone. The show keeps swerving as Pat Smear breaks bones in what is described as a bizarre gardening accident that sounds like either a Looney Tunes episode or a euphemism nobody wants clarified before Peaches revisits the now legendary story of a man riding a horse directly into Target and the loss prevention officer who thought he could win that race. The Shot Clock Sports Update somehow includes viral squat videos NFL practice philosophy an open bar promise tied to Nebraska basketball and Allen Iverson catching strays from beyond the grave. Just when it seems like things might calm down Peaches introduces a cosmetic trend involving donated human fat that raises more ethical questions than answers then promotes pregnancy cravings so aggressive they could end international peace talks. The back half of the show spirals further with Google hiring humans to babysit AI answers Peaches launching a one man crusade against tribute bands after a Disturbed lookalike breaks the internet Microsoft accidentally endorsing Chrome in its own ad and a man suing a restaurant because TikTok exposed his affair. The episode peaks with a Florida postal worker allegedly attempting vehicular justice over a misdelivered package and wraps with an NFL lawsuit that Peaches absolutely cannot explain on air but very clearly thinks nobody should be embarrassed about. It is one long perfectly derailed ride that never once asks permission to exist.