Peaches Pit Party from Monday, January 26th, 2026 / Peaches clocks back in from Southern California with sand still in his shoes and immediately spirals into a full mental audit of why vacations end, why parking meters exist, and why belts were clearly invented by someone who hates joy. From recounting a barely touched ocean trip that somehow included aquariums, missed zoos, and a deep appreciation for free Idaho parking, the show swerves into concert calendar madness, ticket giveaways that definitely do not arrive on time, and the quiet rage of listeners demanding answers Peaches does not yet have. Somewhere in between, he admits to staring daily at a massive Whitechapel banner like it owes him money, debates the ethics of spending nearly seven grand on lifetime VIP access to Falling in Reverse, and wonders if that level of financial freedom comes with divorce papers pre filled. Gaming consoles are abandoned, subscriptions are canceled in protest, and the future of PlayStation is judged harshly through the lens of a GTA loading screen holding an iPhone fossil. Sports news shows up briefly, gets side eyed, and is shoved aside for heavier topics like romantic gestures that should absolutely be illegal, weddings that feel more like financial hostage situations, and why persistence is not charming when it starts resembling surveillance. The news barrel scrapes so hard it produces a scientific breakthrough involving a cow, a broom, and a very confident tongue, followed by a Florida felony involving airborne ketchup and a prison sentence that could realistically be summarized as “Heinz related.” Hollywood landmarks get compared and found underwhelming, Sydney Sweeney allegedly decorates a hillside with lingerie, recalled torch lighters remind everyone that fire is indeed hot, and Peaches signs off knowing full well he spent an entire episode proving that slow news days are when things get truly weird.