This week, Parsons dines out 3 times and does London's tourist scene. Emslie goes house hunting and what are the best board games? Emslie has the answers!

Emslies Mach fest show is on sale here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/

If you want to see Parsons in Leeds (and why wouldn't you), you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

Emslie's finally writing a show, so it's time for Parsons to pester him about how it's going. The boys also discuss the worst delivery companies and Parsons talks about life with a kitten.

Emslies Mach fest show is on sale here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

In this weeks episode, Parsons has a cultural day out and a restaurant experience to remember. Meanwhile Emslie ponders whether to become a meat eater again. Oh... and Parsons outlines how he would run a dictatorship.

Emslies Mach fest show is on sale here:

https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

In this weeks episode, Emslie celebrates his 6 month sabbatical, Parsons introduces a new furry friend and the boys talk about what they'd do if they join the army.

Emslie is at Mach fest with a work in progress of his new show, you can grab tickets here:

https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

The tour is over (for now), so what next for Parsons? The boys also look life before stand up and it's time for another revisit to Parsons' Chat GPT diaries.

Emslie is at Mach fest with a work in progress of his new show, you can grab tickets here:

https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/

If you want to see Joseph Parsons in Leeds (and potentially other places depending on when you're watching or listening to this), you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

The boys are back with some top chat. Parsons has been to Inside Number 9 live and saw one of the Worlds greatest shopping lists. Emslie exposes his poor spelling and poor maths skills. Do gays use more lube? Well, let's find out.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

Emslie's Mach Fest show is here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

This week, Parsons and Emslie finally introduce a long awaited feature - Parsons' Chat GPT Diary. The boys also discuss phobias and the punctuality of Pete Doherty. It really is an episode that has it all.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

If you want to see Emslie's Mach Fest show: "Splish Splosh WIP", you can here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)

Parsons and Emslie discuss an eventful trip to Glasgow as they go into frank detail about the realities of putting on your first tour as a stand up comedian.

Parsons reveals the good and the bad of being on tour, dealing with an unruly couple. Plus the boys recount somewhat bewildering and scary encounter with a man in the centre of Glasgow.

Probably should say, very light trigger warning here for those not wanting to hear about homophobia today.

If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:

https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tour

You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.

Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemslie

https://www.instagram.com/joseph.emslie

https://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedy

Bluesky:

https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.social

Title track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta

(it's a banger)