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Not This Week is a satirical news show that covers the biggest stories that didn’t happen. Each week, we spotlight absurd “non-events” — from AI that didn’t run for office, to TikTok nations that never declared independence, to aliens who keep ghosting Earth. With witty, ironic, and analytical commentary, we parody politics, business, culture, tech, and global affairs by flipping the news cycle upside down. If you enjoy satirical news, parody commentary, and sharp political comedy, subscribe for weekly episodes — because sometimes, the most revealing headlines are the ones that never happened!Not This Week
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  • NTW – Week #40 | Friday: Gaza Peace Plan, Trump's Qatar Guarantee, Greta's Flotilla, Gen Z Protests
    Oct 3 2025
    • Gaza Deal and Trump’s Qatar Guarantee: The episode satirizes the anticipation around peace talks and Trump’s promise of a solution for Gaza in Qatar, painting it as theatrical but ultimately fruitless. The peace negotiations never materialize, and all parties—Hamas, Israel, diplomats—fail to deliver actual results, highlighting the performative nature of international politics and media coverage.

    • Greta’s Flotilla: Greta Thunberg’s participation in a humanitarian flotilla to Gaza is framed as performance art rather than effective activism. The aid mission is intercepted, and Greta’s arrest becomes a symbolic victory, emphasizing how spectacle and social media engagement often overshadow real substance in modern protest movements.

    • Gen Z Protest : The supposed global “Gen Z uprising” against corruption and climate crisis is depicted as fragmented, meme-fueled, and more about branding than revolutionary change. While regional protests occur, they’re characterized as patchwork, chaotic, and overshadowed by digital activism fatigue and state countermeasures. The lesson: even fizzled or memeable resistance carries symbolic value and can sow seeds for future change.

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    29 min
  • Not This Week – Week #39 | Monday: Trump’s Silence, Palestine’s Wait, Russia’s Denial
    Sep 24 2025

    Not This Week — Week 39: Trump’s Silence, Palestine’s Wait, Russia’s Denial

    Week 39 of Not This Week highlights the spectacular non-events that defined recent global headlines: Donald Trump’s UN appearance, Palestine’s continued struggle for recognition, and Russia’s drone activities over Nordic airports. The edition satirizes the gap between expectation and reality, showing how sometimes the absence of action speaks louder than words.

    Donald Trump attended the UN General Assembly on September 23 in New York, prompting global anticipation of a bold new doctrine. Speculation ranged from an “America First 2.0” to sweeping policy announcements. Instead, the world got complaints about Europe’s migration policies, climate conspiracies, and windmills. There was no declaration of a new U.S. world order. This non-event matters because Trump thrives on spectacle and branding, and his failure to deliver a new doctrine left allies anxious, rivals relieved, and the world satirically disappointed. The absence of a new order became the headline, illustrating that in geopolitics, sometimes vibes matter more than official statements.

    Meanwhile, Palestine remained unrecognized despite widespread international applause for its cause. UN speeches condemned Israeli actions, and hashtags like #JusticeForPalestine trended, yet no vote or official recognition followed. This “history of almost” has continued since 1948, making Palestinian statehood a perpetual dress rehearsal. The gap between words and deeds underscores the absurdity of international politics: solidarity is expressed with rhetoric, while real consequences are avoided. Recognition is blocked not by accident but by political hesitation, largely influenced by Israel and its allies. Satirically, Palestine is the most recognized unrecognized state, illustrating the irony of global politics where applause replaces action.

    In Northern Europe, drones disrupted flights over Copenhagen and Oslo, triggering suspicion of Russian involvement. Moscow, however, denied responsibility, citing “advanced seagulls” as the cause. This ambiguity is strategic, creating tension without confrontation and forcing NATO to prepare for potential threats. The non-admission turns Europe’s security concerns into a punchline, highlighting Russia’s ability to weaponize uncertainty.

    In all three cases—Trump’s missing world order, Palestine’s missing recognition, and Russia’s missing confession—the non-events reveal deeper truths. America’s confusion is exposed, the world’s cautionary cowardice is laid bare, and Russia’s trolling genius is evident. The absence itself becomes the story, showing that sometimes the most telling political statements are the silences and inactions.

    Not This Week satirically reminds readers that the headlines often highlight what didn’t happen rather than what did, emphasizing the absurdity, irony, and theatricality of global politics in 2025.

    #Gaza #Trump #Palestine #UN #UnitedNations #Russia #Copenhagen #Oslo

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    13 min
  • Not This Week – Week #38 | Friday: The Middle-East & Beyond Edition
    Sep 19 2025

    Imagine expecting fireworks and getting a sparkler that fizzles before it’s even lit. That’s geopolitics and tech in this edition.

    Think about it: a supposedly “global” AI declaration where the biggest AI powers skipped the party; a UN Security Council that managed to veto peace itself; Western allies who promised to unleash sanctions like Thor’s hammer but turned up with teaspoons; a Saudi–Pakistan defence pact that sounds grand until you read the fine print and realize India isn’t even mentioned; and Europe’s Kaja Kallas wagging a finger at India but stopping short of doing anything that might dent the export numbers.

    This edition is the global non-event Olympics. Everyone lined up for the 100-meter dash, the starter pistol fired, and five athletes just stood there saying, “Well, I’d rather not.”

    And here’s the real kicker: none of this is boring. These non-events are the most revealing headlines of the week. Because when the world’s most powerful players don’t act, it tells you what they fear, what they can’t agree on, and what they want you not to notice.

    So buckle up. This isn’t the edition where peace broke out, where alliances held firm, or where declarations actually declared anything. No — this is the edition where the silence, the vetoes, and the footnotes were the loudest stories of all.

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    33 min
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