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  • Cheating NBA Players & Man-Stealing Friends!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 88
    Oct 5 2026
    The vibes are autumnal today on Not Loveline. Trish and Tana sip on their late night coffees and answer some pressing questions from all of you! How do you announce your engagement when you're an influencer? My co-worker is a cheater!! Do I tell his wife? And I slept with the guy my friend likes and now they both hate me! What do I do?? All that and some hot goss on this week's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app, sign up with code NOTLOVELINE and spin your way! Follow the girls: Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 AUTUMN VIBES, KBEAUTY 5:45 CALL #1 SHOULD I TELL MY CO-WORKERS WIFE HE HAS OTHER GFS? 14:50 CALL #2 HOW DO I ANNOUNCE MY ENGAGEMENT? 28:50 PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES, MONOCULTURE, NOSTALGIA, FEARING DEATH 36:30 STRAIGHT GUY NEWS, FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE 41:30 DAVID SPADE FRIENDSHIP, ROSIE O'DONNELL, JELLY ROLL AND BUNNY 51:40 CALL #3 I DESTROYED MY FRIEND GROUP OVER A GUY I BARELY LIKE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 4 min
  • WHEN Will He PROPOSE!? + His MOM is EVIL!! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 87
    Sep 28 2026
    Trish and Tana are here for you! This week on Not Loveline the girls get a healthy dose of yap in before taking some calls. They discuss the PR campaign for Trisha's upcoming memoir, Tana's interest in becoming a streamer, and their plans for Halloween this year. Plus how do you deal with a mother-in-law from hell? And should I give up on waiting for him to propose?? All that and more on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notloveline Follow the girls: Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 PHOTOSHOOTS, LA AND HAWAII, VEGAS POKER, STREAMING 10:30 BOOK PR LIST, AGORAPHOBIA, THE HEAT 17:30 VOW RENEWAL, HOUSE TOURING 23:50 NEW IPHONE, HALLOWEEN 32:30 ENJOYING FALL, PHOTOSHOOTS, NICK CANNON SHOW 41:00 THE EMMYS, BURNING MAN, MOSES' HUMOR 55:10 RELATIONSHIPS 58:00 CALL #1 ENGAGEMENT PURGATORY 1:04:00 CALL #2 HIS MOM IS ABUSIVE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 16 min
  • My DAD is DATING My COUSIN! 🤮 + He has 5 SIDE CHICKS!!! | Not Loveline Ep 86
    Sep 22 2026
    This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend, getting cheated on by your boyfriend, and of course...what do you do when your dad starts dating your cousin...buckle up y'all. All that and more on today's stacked episode. WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: BROOKLYN BEDDING! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code NOTLOVELINE for 30% off sitewide! Thank you to our Sponsor: JIYU! The Korean skincare brand everyone is talking about. Our listeners get 20% off their entire order by using code NOTLOVELINE at http://jiyuskin.com/NOTLOVELINE Follow the girls: Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 ACCENTS 5:05 CALL #1 HE TURNED OFF HIS LOCATION 13:30 CALL #2 WE HAVE DIFFERENT LOVE LANGUAGES 20:50 CALL #3 MY BF POOPED HIMSELF DURING LOLLAPALOOZA 27:30 CALL #4 MY DAD IS DATING MY COUSIN 37:50 CALL #5 HE HAS 5 SIDE CHICKS 47:00 CALL #6 CHEATED ON MY LDR GF WITH A MAN 53:00 HALLOWEEN BRAINSTORM, HILTON ALL NIGHTER 1:01:30 CALL #7 CAN'T GET OVER A 2 YEAR LONG CRUSH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 16 min
  • EXPOSING Comedians + What's NOT Worth the Money!! | Not Loveline Ep 85
    Sep 14 2026
    Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 TIKTOK SHOPPING, PIMPLES8:00 LIFE LESSONS AT 28, DRIVING AGAIN, TRISHA'S NEIGHBORHOOD15:00 HOLLYWOOD, WHAT'S WORTH AND NOT WORTH THE MONEY24:00 BEIS LUGGAGE30:00 CREATING NEW SHOWS, TUBI, YOUTUBE36:20 STRAIGHT MALE COMEDIANS, TOM SEGURA, ADAM SANDLER47:30 HOWARD STERN, FRAN DRESCHER56:00 FITNESS ERA, MARATHON1:08:00 TACO BELL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 18 min
  • WHO is TARA YUMMY DATING!? + First Date with a Woman! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 84
    Sep 7 2026
    Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to spin Lightning Link High Stakes anywhere, anytime!! Thank you to our Sponsor: LOLA BLANKETS! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using code NOTLOVELINE at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Thank you to our Sponsor: SHOPIFY! Take control of your income. Start selling for $1/month at http://shopify.com/notloveline Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Produced by Kalli https://linktr.ee/KallisKorner Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 GIRLHOOD, SPRAY TANS, BEING MISERABLE, SELF CARE 6:00 TARA YUMMY, JAKE WEBBER, HARRY JOWSEY, FALL DRINKS 15:10 ARBY'S, NARA SMITH, POKER, SOBRIETY 24:00 HALLOWEEN, CAR UPDATE 32:30 CALL #1 AM I WASTING MY TIME WITH HIM? 38:00 ICONIC INTERNET MOMENTS, TRISHA'S FOMO, TANA'S PINK HAIR 46:00 CALL #2 FIRST TIME DATING A WOMAN 55:00 DOLLY PARTON, REINCARNATION, GAME OF THRONES, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, BOJACK HORSEMAN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 13 min
  • His GIRLFRIEND Looks like OUR MOM!? 🤮 + I HATE My Engagement Ring! | NOT LOVELINE
    Aug 31 2026
    It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle? All that and more on today's call packed episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/ Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor! https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor: SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10 *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor: COZY EARTH! Go to https://cozyearth.com/NOTLOVELINE and use code NOTLOVELINE for up to 20% off! Follow the girls: Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytas Tana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeau GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at: https://patreon.com/NotLoveline Edited by @jimmywhetzel https://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS: 0:00 MAUI TRIP TOGETHER, POOLS, TANNING, RHODE, EVERYDAY MAKEUP 7:30 OG YOUTUBERS, TANA'S FIRST VIDEOS, EDITING 21:30 CALL #1 I HATE MY ENGAGEMENT RING 29:30 CALL #2 NORMALIZING USING PROTECTION 32:30 CALL #3 RAISING BOYS TO RESPECT WOMEN 42:00 CALL #4 DON'T DATE A MILITARY MAN 49:30 CALL #5 NURSE UPDATE 53:30 CALL #6 PREGNANCY CRAVINGS 58:30 CALL #7 MY FIRST APARTMENT WITH MY BF 1:05:00 CALL #8 MY BROTHER'S GF LOOKS LIKE OUR MOM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 13 min
  • Tana MET KIM KARDASHIAN And Said WHAT!?! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 82
    Aug 24 2026
    This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:BROOKLYN BEDDING! Go to http://brooklynbedding.com and use promo code NOTLOVELINE for 30% off sitewide!Thank you to our Sponsor:HONEYLOVE! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to http://honeylove.com/NOTLOVELINE! Thank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FRESH EPISODE, NOAH KAHAN, THE PIT, HOUSE TOURS14:30 VOW RENEWAL, JORDYN WOODS, FORGIVING EXES21:00 LET'S MARRY HARRY, REALITY DATING SHOWS37:30 LOVE IS BLIND, HOWIE MANDELL43:00 AGT RECAP, HOWARD STERN, GTA 6, STREAMING55:00 TERRY CREWS, SIMON COWELL1:01:30 KIM KARDASHIAN, MEETING KIM, ABBY YOUNG HAIR1:13:00 LINDSAY CLANCY TRIAL, POST PARTUM, HAYDEN PANETTIERE1:18:00 CALL #1 HE WANTS TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE1:24:00 CALL #2 HE VENMO REQUESTED ME OVER 4 DOLLARS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 36 min
  • NOSE JOB RISKS VS REWARD + DEALING WITH STALKERS! | NOT LOVELINE Ep 81
    Aug 17 2026
    This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on today's episode! WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!! Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_ Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Thank you to our Sponsor:NOCD! If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/notloveline Thank you to our Sponsor:HONEYLOVE! Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to http://honeylove.com/NOTLOVELINE! Thank you to our Sponsor:DRAFTKINGS! Download the DraftKings Casino app and sign up with code NOTLOVELINE to spin Lightning Link High Stakes anywhere, anytime!!GET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzel TIMESTAMPS:0:00 WE ARE TAN AND TIRED, SHOES, FEET GROWING, LAUNDRY, LIP FLIP5:20 SUNSCREEN SMOOTHIES, WAKING UP10:00 CALL #1 HELP I HAVE A STALKER17:00 4D MOVIES, UNCANNY VALLEY, OBSESSION, DAY OUT WITH THE KIDS28:00 CALL #2 NOSE JOB ADVICE?38:30 CALL #3 DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?45:00 FINANCES54:00 CALL #4 I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME1:00:50 CALL #5 MY BF AND I HANDLE CONFLICT DIFFERENTLY Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 14 min