In today's show Chas and David vie for superiority through testing their physical and mental limits through tail whipping a BMZ bike, high diving, downhilling a shopping cart, and dropping into a vert ramp, all while Michael Douglas outs his past lovers, Tom Cruise enforces a PR whitewash campaign, Nic Cage displays peak Nic Cage, and Quentin Tarantino holds on to a 50 year grudge against his own mother. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas venture into fantasyland and stretch their imagination to LARP, indulge on turkey legs at the Renfaire, cosplay as a UPS driver with the wife, and venture back to a time where music videos informed their personalities, all before drifting into a nightmare fueled in backrooms, celebrating the world's most romantic gator wrestler, and vow never to eat at fast food again. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show Chas and David weigh societal value of free speech against dollars and cents to determine the risk of opening one's mouth, they submit their resumes to In-N-Out, decide they prefer their 64 year old to be demur and just tease a little, wonder if Richard Gere will every escape that pesky gerbil, and they finally reveal their quantifiable IQ scores to the realization that perhaps their detractors were right all along. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas discuss best strategies to infiltrate subcultures and then lay the groundwork for starting a survival cult for when Ai poisons the world's water supply; prioritizing water collection, caloric sustenance, and security before discovering that entertainment and Twinkies may become the new world's currency. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas discover the fallibility of Christopher Nolan, get hypnotized by Elizabeth Holmes, learn to always call your wife when in doubt, quantify the precise percentage that one can trust their gut, remember to never lick-and-sniff your arm, get punished for being a doting father, and find the most despicable man in all of Myrtle Beach. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show Chas and David welcome the upcoming shift in seasons and design a cozier home with the help of paid assistants, calculate the required budget to fully Hyggefy, pray for a future where they can afford assembled furniture, wonder the cost Las Vegas developers are paying for Yosemite and when insider trading became legal, forage for foods that are safer than what will inevitably be recalled from the grocery store, and find the man who has been listening to their "smell" segment and is willing to do jail time to chase his olfactory euphoria. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show David and Chas broadcast from the Moon Lounge to learn how to reverse the effects of CTE, assign a personality to their next vehicle, bid farewell to the Royal dullards, and venture into the brave modern world of dating lingo to determine if digital matchmaking compares to IRL. Plus Heroes and Zeros! Enjoy!

In today's show Chas and David sift through court documents to assess guilt of some of the most scintillating stories of our time; Meta's $200 billion liability for breaching our privacy, murder Mangione's shockingly refreshing honesty, 2Pac's assailant finally faces consequence and hopefully sheds light on a more extensive criminal network, and Jared Fogle's punishment is nearing an end at an absurdly short duration. Plus Heroes and Zeroes! Enjoy!