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Britain spent just under five billion pounds on asylum in a single year.

Very little of it went on deciding who can stay. Most of it went on housing people while nobody decided. An asylum appeal now takes seventy-two weeks.

This episode starts with who is actually arriving, and finishes with who is being paid. It reads the National Audit Office report, the Home Affairs Committee report, and the transcript where a member of Parliament asks a director of Mears how much money the company has handed back, and the man says: no.

Along the way: why the published crime figures cannot answer the question people ask of them, what the government's own research says about why people come here, and the contract clause that let providers keep more profit the dearer the housing got.

Every source is listed below. All of them are free to read.

CHAPTERS

00:00:00 Cold open

00:00:36 Welcome

00:01:14 Who is on the boats

00:04:37 How does anybody know that is true

00:10:56 Why here

00:14:04 What happens once they are here

00:19:07 The bill

00:22:24 Who owns the somewhere

00:30:08 What you do with it

00:32:59 Sign-off

SOURCES

Every document below is free.

National Audit Office, An analysis of the asylum system, HC 1517 — published 10 December 2025

Home Affairs Committee, Asylum accommodation, HC 580 — published 27 October 2025

Home Affairs Committee, oral evidence, HC 580 — 13 May 2025 (the exchange with Mears and Clearsprings)

Home Affairs Committee, Government Response, Third Special Report — published 22 January 2026

House of Commons Library, Small boat Channel crossings CBP-10590 — published 2 September 2026

House of Commons Library, Asylum statistics SN01403 — published 1 September 2026

Home Office, Immigration system statistics, year ending June 2026 — published 27 August 2026

Ministry of Justice, Tribunal Statistics Quarterly, April–June 2026 — published 10 September 2026

Ministry of Justice / HMPPS, Offender management statistics — published 30 July 2026

Information Commissioner's Office, Decision Notice IC-416928-D9J8 — 22 June 2026

Border Security Commander, annual report 2025–26 — published 6 August 2026

Home Office research, Asylum seeker decision-making in journeys to the UK — published 22 May 2025

Migration Observatory, Why do asylum seekers come to the UK? — 23 June 2026

Home Office guidance: Asylum screening and routing v12.0 (24 July 2024); Nationality: doubtful, disputed and other cases (24 October 2024); Permission to work and volunteering v18.0 (26 March 2026); Allocation of asylum accommodation v16.0 (29 July 2026); Charging procedures: a guide for carriers

DWP, Benefit and pension rates 2026 to 2027

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Reform UK took control of Kent County Council and sent in a unit to find the waste. Nine months later, one of their own councillors said it was not there. He said he wished they had found it — it would have been a better story.

This episode follows the documents. What Reform's national DOGE unit actually did at the eleven councils it runs, what Kent's own DOLGE did, what the money was really spent on, and what happened to the people who asked questions about it.

Every figure in this episode comes from a primary source: council papers, committee minutes, a Freedom of Information response, and the words of the people involved, quoted in full rather than trimmed to fit.

CHAPTERS

00:00:00 Cold open — a better story

00:00:29 Welcome

00:01:13 A flagship, a deadline, and an extra letter

00:05:22 What the unit actually did

00:07:46 The lemon, and a hundred and forty-four pounds

00:10:29 They didn't find it

00:11:50 The man who said the quiet part

00:15:08 What a council is actually for

00:18:12 The letter

00:21:40 The fire authority, and the hole I'm leaving

00:24:55 What you do with it

00:27:05 Sign-off

SOURCES AND CORRECTIONS

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Part one asked whether letting prisoners out early is safe, and found that nobody has checked. Part two asks the harder half: who chose this, what it costs, and what I could not pin down no matter how many documents I opened.

WHAT'S IN IT

• The plan for the next time the prisons fill up — written down, signed off, and not a plan to stop

• The steelman, read straight: the government's own best case for the Sentencing Act, in the minister's exact words

• A 2007 speech and a 2026 speech, nineteen years apart, making the same promise in nearly the same sentence

• The bill: a prison expansion portfolio of up to ten billion pounds, and the auditor's verdict on the tags everything now depends on — "Overall EM is not working as intended, creating public protection risks"

• The strangest thing I found: the law says releases start on the second of September, the government says the first of October, and as I record this no instrument has been laid to make those agree

• A named man who died after release, a coroner's report, and what the prison service wrote back

THE DOCUMENTS

Every claim in this part comes from a primary source, read first-hand:

• NAO, Increasing the capacity of the prison estate to meet demand — HC 376, 4 December 2024

• PAC, Prison estate capacity — Fifteenth Report of Session 2024-25, HC 366

• PAC, Ministry of Justice follow-up: Autumn 2025 — HC 1240, 7 January 2026

• NAO, Electronic monitoring: improving resilience to meet increasing demand — HC 266, 10 July 2026

• Hansard, Commons Oral Answers, 26 March 2024; Lords, 19 June 2007

• Jake Richards MP, Royal Assent statement, gov.uk, 22 January 2026

• The Sentencing Act 2026 (Commencement No. 4) Regulations, SI 2026/609

• MoJ, Prison population projections 2025 to 2030, December 2025

• Commons Library, The End of Custody Licence, SN/HA/4851

• Prevention of Future Deaths report ref 2026-0038, and the HMPPS response

House of Commons Library, Changes to automatic prisoner release dates, CBP-10974:

https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/cbp-10974/

CORRECTIONS

Every figure was re-derived from the source before recording, and the ones that changed are logged. If anything here is wrong, tell me and I will say so on air.

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