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  • They’re Taking Our Black Fighters (with Steelo Brim)

    They’re Taking Our Black Fighters (with Steelo Brim)
    Nov 10 2026
    Are the greatest Black combat athletes being recruited to fight for the other side? Steelo Brim joins Langston and David to explain why so many of our best fighters now associate with evil forces. 0:00 Grand Theft Auto VI (!!!) 6:29 Cold open: Big booty circus & ADHD 15:28 A very wifed-up intro 21:27 Conspiracy: White people are targeting Black fighters for the race wars 52:51 Steelo's Hollywood origin story 1:02:27 Why fighters and not scientists? 1:12:29 Voicemail1: More Langston nicknames 1:14:47 Voicemail 2: Accent prejudice 1:28:17 Would you do OnlyFans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 38 min
  • Pop Girlies Are Being Held CAPTIVE! (with Sequoia Holmes)

    Pop Girlies Are Being Held CAPTIVE! (with Sequoia Holmes)
    Nov 3 2026
    Is the so-called Khia Asylum putting pop stars in protracted purgatory? Langston and David are joined by Sequoia Holmes to speculate about how the Illuminati might be keeping certain singers mired in irrelevance. 0:00 Cold open: Fan-dumb 2:38 A very ass-eating intro 12:08 Conspiracy: The Khia Asylum is real 50:56 Voicemail 1: Crack is the original GLP-1 54:03 Voicemail 2: The biracial math ain’t mathing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 8 min
  • Well-Done Steak Is a SCAM! (with Langston and David)

    Well-Done Steak Is a SCAM! (with Langston and David)
    Oct 27 2026
    Were certain Black American idiosyncrasies actually planted by nefarious forces? Langston and David sit down in the new, permanent home of My Momma Told Me to answer listener voicemails, including one about how some Black customs (e.g. eating steak well-done) may not be authentic at all. 0:00 Cold open: The radio 4:46 A very new studio intro 10:27 Addressing the Filipino allegations 16:36 Adding a soundtrack to your life 27:30 Parenting a light-skinned child 34:08 Loving bad people (at the concert) 46:27 Voicemail 1: Well-done steak was popularized to deprive Black folks 57:15 Voicemail 2: Megan Thee Stallion has a ghostwriter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 18 min
  • They’re STILL Experimenting on Black People (with Nina Parker)

    They’re STILL Experimenting on Black People (with Nina Parker)
    Oct 20 2026
    Is the government using Black social media users to study human behavior? Langston and David are joined by journalist-presenter Nina Parker to discuss how modern tech could be insidiously exploiting the Black community. Then, they answer a voicemail about the location of Dr. Umar’s charter school. 0:00 Prolapse cold open 8:58 A very weapons intro 17:24 Conspiracy: They never stopped experimenting on Black people 33:21 Content creation = drug dealing? 43:52 Newspapers, novels, smut 52:34 Internet posturing 58:04 Skincare for men 1:03:12 Voicemail: Dr. Umar’s school is in Delaware Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 18 min
  • Egg Mucus is POISONING You (with Zainab Johnson)

    Egg Mucus is POISONING You (with Zainab Johnson)
    Oct 13 2026
    Will eating the chalaza of an egg give you salmonella? Langston and David are joined by comedian-actress Zainab Johnson to question if we shouldn’t be eating the white film on egg yolks. Then, they answer a voicemail about NBA megastar Stephen Curry. 0:00 Cold open: Extraordinary genitals 6:45 A very The-Dream intro 13:01 Michael Jackson’s vulnerability in ‘Will You Be There’ 22:15 Katt Williams anecdote 26:52 Conspiracy: Never eat the chalaza of an egg 37:47 Unironically wearing Kangol hats 47:02 Talent vs. decency 52:42 Voicemail: Steph Curry uplifts white hoopers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 19 min
  • They’re Committing ‘Tism Fraud (with Langston and David)

    They’re Committing ‘Tism Fraud (with Langston and David)
    Oct 6 2026
    How many people are deceitfully claiming autism or ADHD to explain away bad behavior? Langston and David answer three listener voicemails, including one positing that self-diagnosed neurodivergence has gone too far. 0:00 A very low and sultry intro 3:46 Getting recognized in public 6:08 Boosie BadAzz got scammed 19:00 Fighting in prison 26:34 Voicemail 1: Langston’s secret…? 28:28 Voicemail 2: Light-eyed bigotry 32:35 Voicemail 3: The spectrum ain’t spectrum-ing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    46 min
  • Bare-faced Men Can’t Be Trusted (with Langston and David)

    Bare-faced Men Can’t Be Trusted (with Langston and David)
    Sep 29 2026
    Does a man’s choice of facial hair expose his personality? Langston and David sit down to answer a handful of voicemails, including one about how men choose to adorn their faces betray the content of their souls. 0:00 Intro: Jamaican patois teacher 16:13 Voicemail 1: Cannibalism FIFA 21:25 Voicemail 2: Black people are not Native Americans 27:05 The biracial experience, revisited 34:30 Voicemail 3: Stripper names could be nicknames 42:01 Voicemail 4: Men’s facial hair reveal their character 50:06 Voicemail 5: Sucking on breasts enlarges them 55:05 Other mammals’ genitals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 6 min
  • Little People Are Being Used For BBLs (with Denny Love)

    Little People Are Being Used For BBLs (with Denny Love)
    Sep 22 2026
    Are people with dwarfism being harmed for the sake of advancing cosmetic surgeries? Langston and David are joined by actor-comedian Denny Love to discuss truly one of the craziest theories ever put forth in the history of this podcast. 0:00 Cold Open: Black Happy Birthday 4:12 Almost soiling your pants 12:11 Yelling out of the car 18:29 Intro: Soundboard shenanigans 24:48 Conspiracy theory: Little people are being targetted for BBL research 43:43 Is this theory…hate speech? 50:19 What the “research” says 57:52 Nicknames, reprised 1:01:35 Voicemail: Yung Miami is kid-maxxing 1:05:43 Bathroom emergencies, revisited Check out Langston’s mom’s Etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MamaGiasStuff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 h et 16 min