Welcome to the RealiTeas! This week we discuss how to order pizza, why provolone cheese is kryptonite, and the worst wedding traditions. Topics also covered: sharks in pools, the perfect robe, and Super Bowl conspiracies.

Welcome to the RealiTeas! This week we discuss how not to get an STD in Prague, why throw pillows suck, and the art of shushing. Topics also covered: womens college basketball, RBG, and how to know when your partner is getting tired.

Welcome to the RealiTeas! This week we discuss how to steal a Chipotle order, why almost is the worst word in the world, and what to do when your partner calls you short. Topics also covered: beach vacations, cold plunges, and award season theories.

Welcome to the RealiTeas Season 2, Episode 1!

This week we discuss why pesto should never be on a sandwich, how kidney stones dominate illnesses, and what to do when you need to secretly communicate about poop. Topics also covered: hype songs, waking up on vacation, and top celebrity couples right now.

Check out the BravoTeas for all reality recaps.

Welcome to Episode 14! This week we discuss the greatness of free hotel breakfast buffets, how to point out a zit, and why you should give up Wendys. We also cover cliff jumping on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Trixie's Motel on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and the beach day on The Real Housewives of New York. Is Emily really hurt? Why did Angie go to Palm Springs? Will Brynn actually apologize? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the RealiTeas.

Recaps include:

• The Real Housewives of Orange County: Episode 14

• The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Episode 2

• The Real Housewives of New York City: Episode 9

Welcome to Episode 13! This week we discuss corn-hole tournaments, how olives ruin pizza, and why the Bloomin' Onion always takes priority. We also cover the first dinner in Mexico on The Real Housewives of Orange County, Monica's introduction on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and what the girls think about Jenna leaving early on The Real Housewives of New York. Will Shannon's new business venture with Dr. Moon actually work? Who read Heather's book? Why is Pavit going Vietnam by himself? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the RealiTeas.

Recaps include:

• The Real Housewives of Orange County: Episode 13

• The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City: Episode 1

• The Real Housewives of New York City: Episode 8

Welcome to Episode 12! This week we discuss childhood roadtrips, how to get credit for doing the dishes, and why Jenni loves beef jerky. We also cover why Shannon left the pumpkin carving party early on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and how quickly Erin brings down the energy on The Real Housewives of New York. Was the paparazzi photo staged? Why do Tamara and Eddie continue to wear branded clothing? Did Brynn actually drop the D-word? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the RealiTeas.

Recaps include:

• The Real Housewives of Orange County: Episode 12

• The Real Housewives of New York: Episode 7

Welcome to Episode 11! This week we discuss how often you should buy candles, whether or not you should share your food, and why pumpkin spice lattes are the worst. We also cover the season finale of Welcome to Crappie Lake, Shannon's fiesta in The Real Housewives of Orange County, and how hard it is for Jessel to pick a preschool in The Real Housewives of New York. Were the girls actually being rude at the anniversary party? Why are they breaking the fourth wall so much? Why did Paula Abdul go to Benton? All these questions and more will be answered as we dive into the RealiTeas.

Recaps include:

• Welcome to Crappie Lake

• The Real Housewives of Orange County

• The Real Housewives of New York