Season 5 kicks off with a bang (and a few questionable streams). Jake dives into Have You Heard with the viral tale of a missing Texan mum who resurfaced in the Scottish woods—ditching her kid to play handmaiden in a self-proclaimed tribal kingdom. TikTok rituals, forest robes and surrogate offers straight out of The Handmaid’s Tale—it’s all here.

Rachel launches her brand-new segment Boys Catch Yourselves On by confronting the lads about a grim but apparently universal male pastime: using piss power to blast toilet stains. Turns out, skid-mark sniping is a competitive sport, and James admits to cleaning other people’s sh*t in public loos. Classy. Danny returns with What the FAQ and introduces the word “fubsy,” which somehow leads to banana-shaped penises, curvy compliments, and a Victorian nickname for cats. Only on this podcast could all that make sense.

And to top it all off, Confessionals serve up a festive disaster—because nothing says Christmas like one dodgy decision and a secret you definitely wouldn’t want under the tree.

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Meet in the Middle Podcast

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It’s episode 80 and the Freaky Friday Season Finale is officially off the rails. The hosts swap segments and nothing goes to plan. Rachel takes on Have You Heard with a scorcher—literally—as she digs into spontaneous human combustion and the bizarre mystery of the exploding chair. Danny steps into Agony Aunt with listener dilemmas including an unsolicited window sex show, a woman vabbing to attract men, and a virtual reality fling with a very real wife involved.

James drops What the FAQ with the word “cattywampus” and somehow connects it to the Victorian minge. Meanwhile, Jake runs Confessionals and shares stories of an adult DVD smuggled into a church sale and a Facebook group nightmare that went nuclear. High drama, low morals and the kind of oversharing we probably shouldn’t be allowed to broadcast.

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Join the gang as we crack open a drink to mark the end of Season 4 drawing near and dive into the madness.

In Have You Heard, Jake reports on a wild new dating trend: stealing someone’s lunch at work and using it to stalk them on LinkedIn… Is this cute, creepy, or criminal? Danny thinks it depends on the salad.

Rachel returns with Agony Aunt—but it’s not your usual dilemmas. We’ve got a grandma going viral for ranking her grandchild’s exes, a love poem accidentally sent to the plumber, and a listener whose mum’s gym grind is putting them to shame.

And in What the FAQ, Danny serves up “Gamahoosh,” a very real historical term for… mutual oral sex. Naturally, the gang takes it way too far.

The gang also tease big things coming after the season finale and urge listeners to vote for them in the British Podcast Awards – Listener’s Choice. Don’t forget to get involved!

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