MAN ON FILM:🍿 ZOOTOPIA 2 MOVIE REVIEW

“Zootopia 2: The Movie That Made Me Ask… ‘Wait, Should Animals Be Dating?’ ”

ZOOTOPIA 2 Fresh-out-the-DISNEY-oven, Thanksgiving-weekend heavyweight: - directed by Jared Bush and starring Jason Bateman, Ginnifer Goodwin, and enough adorable animals to fill Noah’s Ark twice.

But listen…

Join me as we spotlight

Some interesting things.

And I came out with questions, not trauma.

This episode covers:

The new MAN ON FILM grading system (A–F, like school — but funnier)

Why Zootopia 2 gets a solid C

How Disney somehow made a buddy-cop world feel like an episode of The Bachelor: Animal Kingdom

A lamb villain who returns like she’s auditioning for “Thanos: The Musical”

A fox and a bunny with chemistry so spicy I had to check if this movie was PG-13

And the moment I realized Disney might just be trolling us in 4K

Don’t get me wrong — Mouse House, if you’re listening, I love you.

I adore you.

I would work for you.

I will even wear the Mickey ears in the office orientation video.

This is all comedy. I promise.

(Put me in Marvel. I’ll behave. Maybe.)

FINAL GRADE:

Zootopia 2 gets a C = Cute, Colorful, and Could’ve Given Me a Little More Plot, Babe.

Three tight, well-manicured SNAPS.

If you disagree?

Great. Come argue with me.

That’s half the fun.

Because here on MAN ON FILM, in the great courtroom of popcorn and opinions…

I’m the Judge of the Ark.

And it’s raining men, baby.

Zootopia 2

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Press play. Laugh. Explain to your kids why those animals were flirting.

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.

• Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.

️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.

• If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

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MAN ON FILM: AVATAR 3 REVIEW — BLUE BOOTIES, BAD COLONIZERS & WHERE THE BLACK PEOPLE AT?!

Summary:

Avatar 3 is here. The water’s clearer, the skies are bluer, the titties are… still just barely PG-13, and yet — still not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river. What kind of space sequel is this?

In this episode of Man on Film, we dive headfirst into the Na’vi nonsense, the blue-on-blue beef, and a plotline so familiar it might’ve been lifted from an old Power Rangers episode. We’re talking jungle trauma, whale murder for youth serum, and white boys with dreads getting airbending powers — all in one 3-hour movie.

James Cameron gave us visuals for days, but couldn’t give us a single fade, taper, or Black cast member with speaking lines? Mmmkay.

We rate it 4 animated blue booty snaps out of 5, because despite the spiritual appropriation and racial erasure, that water was giving “premium Fiji.”

This is comedy with critique, blockbuster chaos, and a sprinkling of Oh, y’all thought we weren’t gonna say something?

Spoilers? Absolutely.

Snaps? Blue, shiny, and slightly offended.

Rating: B / 4.0

Vibe: “National Geographic if Tyler Perry directed it.” …and yet

— not a single Black auntie selling herbs by the river, no Dominican uncle on a hover-raft blasting bachata, no Asian scientist side-eyeing the military plan. DEI said “not on Pandora.”

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.

• Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.

️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.

• If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

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MAN ON FILM – Marty Supreme (2026)

Ping-pong, pettiness, and problematic men – oh my!

In this high-stakes, high-anxiety thrill ride of an episode, Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio dive face-first into the chaotic masterpiece (???) that is Marty Supreme. Is it Oscar bait? Or just bait? We ask the important questions:

Is Timothy Shyamalan low-key Killmonger with a paddle?

Was that hairline a performance choice?

Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s scented candle more iconic than Marty’s entire personality?

Who’s baby is it? WHO’S BABY IS IT?!

It’s messy, it’s manic, and it moves faster than your auntie’s gossip text chain. And yes, it ends like it fell off a cliff – but was the ride worth it? We’ll tell you. Spoiler alert: he didn’t even win the tournament .

Supreme Snap Score: 4 out of 5 Snaps

Tone: Uncut Gems meets Call Me By Your Ping Pong Paddle

If you don’t listen, your movie taste might be as suspect as Marty’s life choices. #SorryNotSorry

Subscribe, rate, and send it to your most chaotic friend — the one who’d definitely fall in love with a scammer .

Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.

• Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.

️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.

• If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.