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Happy Pride Month!! We are thrilled to be joined by Hannah from @mormon.tslur on Instagram, who shares her story and experiences as a transgender woman and active member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. This special Pride Month episode features personal experiences from Hannah and Stella, as well as overview of the Church's stance on homosexuality from the 19th century to present. In the second half of the episode, we'll hear stories of queer Mormons throughout history – their career accomplishments, romantic pursuits, and contributions to the Mormon community. Plus, the true story of a rather queer seance that took place in the Salt Lake Tabernacle. You won't want to miss it! 🏳️‍🌈

TW: self-harm and references to homophobia, particularly in the first hour of the episode.

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| In a church of eternal progression, we're always in our improvement era. But today we're talking about THE Improvement Era. That's right, we're back with more crazy articles from the great-grandpa of church magazines. We'll cover the EVILS of playing cards, why tall people should ONLY marry short people, and an unhinged (and almost erotic??) tale about how (or how not to) propose to your gal.

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| You may have heard of the Ensign, the Liahona, and the Friend, but have you heard of the Improvement Era?? The Improvement Era is the weird, eccentric great-great-grandpa of church magazines. And today, we are bringing you the wackiest articles we handpicked from 1900-1909. You’ll hear about the power of a friendly handshake, doctors’ drama over digestion, and why hot cocoa is basically the same thing as cocaine. One thing this episode will not concern itself with, however, is the tragic sorrow of the Mexican emperor, during the six months which followed his Christmas visit to the old Mexican palace occupied by his countryman and friend the Prince Salm Salm. (Don’t worry, you’ll get it later.)

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| In today’s episode, Sophia & Stella play a round of the nostalgic game, M.A.S.H. But this time, there’s a twist: it’s Mormon edition.

If you’re unfamiliar with M.A.S.H. (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House), it is a predictive story-telling game using patterns of elimination to create an image of your future. Will you live forever in a mansion, apartment, shack, house? Will Provo, Utah be your hometown, or is the Spirit of M.A.S.H calling you to paths that you do not know?

Is Stella destined for a fruitful future as the Relief Society General President? Can Sophia avoid her fate as a polygamous wife?

Find out in today’s episode!

Predict your own future using our Mormon M.A.S.H. Template:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VgMCcuYufE9UFQEs7TnjXwkSBeNaIIrjvl9PRKRxPJM/edit?usp=sharing

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| What kind of food storage is lurking in your pantry? Flour? Powdered milk? A 5-gallon bucket of crusty old sugar? Or maybe even... a black mystery jelly canned by your grandmother in 1942?

Today, Sophia and Stella spill the dried beans on food storage. First, we'll share some crazy stories from our listeners, covering topics like Armageddon backpack drills and what to do when you inherit way too much wheat.

Then, we'll dive into the origins of food storage. Why was it such a big deal in the 70s and 80s? And has food storage rhetoric really died down in the decades since?

If you stick around until the end, you might just hear how Stella saved our family's food storage in an unconventional and, well, unappetizing way.

Sources:

https://www.lds-general-conference.org

https://www.mark-davies.org

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1973%E2%80%931975_recession?wprov=sfti1#

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_1980s_recession?wprov=sfti1#Background

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/gospel-topics/food-storage?lang=eng

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/topics/food-storage/longer-term-food-supply?lang=eng

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/teachings-brigham-young/chapter-31?lang=eng

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| SURPRISE! Nemo the Mormon is our special guest today! We discuss Nemo’s experience growing up Mormon in England, his hot takes on hot drinks & American food, and the history of the LDS church in the UK. Stick around to the end to hear Nemo judge our attempts at British accents and slang!

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| What do Marilyn Monroe, Gandhi, Steve Irwin, and Marie Antoinette have in common? They were all baptized by proxy in LDS temples! 😮

Today, we're talking all things Family History! We’ll share tips on how to be the best "baptizee" in the temple font, the truth behind the Church’s (literally) nuke-proof records vault, and the inevitable issues that arise when people decide to go rogue on Family Search. Plus, Sophia faces the impossible task of choosing which terrible names from our real family tree she would give to her hypothetical children.

Sources:

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240829-healing-generational-trauma-and-mental-health-by-understanding-ancestry

https://www.thechurchnews.com/1995/5/6/23255492/church-jewish-group-reach-agreement/

https://www.deseret.com/2017/12/21/20637471/recent-mormon-baptisms-for-holocaust-victims-questioned/

https://www.businessinsider.com/here-are-10-people-posthumously-baptized-by-mormons-2012-3#mohandas-gandhi-9

https://www.newsweek.com/mormons-baptizing-holocaust-victims-kardashians-joe-biden-marilyn-monroe-death-756702

https://www.ldsliving.com/church-responds-to-questions-about-mormon-baptisms-for-holocaust-victims-parents-of-celebrities/s/87345

https://wilfordwoodruffpapers.org/wilford-woodruff-founding-fathers

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| We're back to give you the rest of our inside scoop on the Temple Square Mission! Highlights include: not one, but THREE moonings, a nearly hazardous encounter with a certain sunglasses-clad apostle, and an Anti-Mormon Santa Claus! 😳

Located at LDS Church Headquarters in Salt Lake City, the Temple Square Mission is the world’s only all-female LDS mission. Temple Square missionaries give tours in every language and meet regularly with top LDS leaders. They also have all sorts of amusing (and sometimes, scary) encounters with a cast of characters dubbed Temple Square “regulars”.

Sadly, this unique mission will be dissolved in July of 2026. But lucky for us, we have an inside source to share all of Temple Square’s juicy secrets before the mission disappears forever. Join us for Part 2 to catch one of our hosts spilling all the hilarious and shocking tea of the Temple Square Mission!

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