Hey! You're early! This podcast isn't here yet... Buuuut, since you're here, I might as well tell ya a little about what's going to be here.

Noodles Al Dante is a chaotic trip through Dantes Inferno. It ditches the academic examinations in favor of a format we simple folk can understand.

It's full of silly voices, bad words, gross jokes, pop culture references both relevant and irrelevant, and an irresponsible amount of politically divisive rhetoric.

So if you don't like jokes about Joe Biden's corruption or his failing cognitive state, or jokes about those gouls Stephen Miller and Brett Kavanaugh, or Bernie Sanders impressions, or jabs at Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Nancy Pelosi, if you get upset when people make fun of Donald Trump, or J.D Vance and his furniture, you might just wanna stay away, because like Nebraska, Noodles Al Dante isn't for everyone.

Definitely stay away if you get offended by jokes about Mere Kats.

If you're looking for all the fun of a chaotic trip through hell without anything offensive (but still ridiculously fun) the clean book version, The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book, will be available when this podcast officially launches!

For the time being you can check out clips and junk at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!

And if you're wondering when this show will officially launch, it's February 17, 2026!

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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