Heather and Rian present a bonus episode after a beating of a week. Topics include trips to the ER, the Y, and Cracker Barrel, oh my!; emergency contacts; super quick fun, super depressing bonus; Elliot's hot takes on the I HEART HUCKABEES soundtrack; travel; demon smut (aka Charlotte Stein books); not getting sponsors; and even more!

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Heather and Rian continue the series on vintage capitalism and have a lot to say about Terry Gilliam's Brazil (1985). Topics include mourning Catherine O'Hara and celebrating the genius of Schitt's Creek; a text from Emily Gilmore; powering through Bridgerton; film dudes and Venn diagrams; Brazil is a Christmas Movie; fast-forwarding from behind a shirt; this is feeling very realistic and less fantastic; reading in the bathroom; we are all complicit in the violence; the internet told me to; Rian has questions; Heather has answers and more questions; very polite, very British fear-mongering; green Jell-o salad; sweater vests and slutty little glasses; toxic bosses; branded goldfish bowls; bureaucracy can't fathom trauma; worst romance of all '80s movies; speaking of capitalism; the nature of humanity; female pleasure, Heated Rivalry, and living through the memes; Bertha stories; and even more!

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Heather and Rian continue the series on vintage capitalism and are not that into Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), but their teenaged babysitter wasn't allowed to watch it when they did. Topics include Winterpocalypse 2026; having old friends; ambient fascism; "Who's Afraid of Roger Rabbit"; plarn bathmats for the homeless; but like why do people like this movie?; the only 8-year-old girl with a Jessica Rabbit poster; Paul Holes would hate that crime scene; what if Benoit Blanc were in this?; hiding animators in England; nerding out with pop culture data; "numbed consumption wins!"; an Elliot cameo; and even more!

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Heather and Rian continue the series on vintage capitalism and gush about Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971). Topics include making friends as an adult; dairy-related conversations; Rain and her ROBH; fighting buildings; a pristine video rental history; this movie is a primer for sexual devi@nts; the appeal of sliding ladders; laundry soup; because "melting"; mind your Qs and Cs; Grandpa Joe's night dress; curtains at the Constitutional Convention and the new John Hancock; not the True Blood opening credits; licking wallpaper; your sardonic, demonic edge; and even more!

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Heather and Rian continue the series on vintage capitalism and try to solve the plot holes of 9 TO 5 (1980). Topics include it was Rian's birthday!; talking sht after soup parties; shout out to the haters; two-hour therapy sessions; stealing bread from the elders; Lily Tomlin's fantasy is the best; this movie radicalized Heather; Foucault and the self-policing of an open office; the Xerox room and tucking in your typewriter at the end of the day; the overlap of labor strikes and Reebok; Ronald Reagan's diary; a capitalist fever dream encounter at Target; and even more! Plus direct references to The Dollop and My Favorite Murder and perennial favorite, John Mulaney.

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In the season four premiere, Heather and Rian kickoff a series on vintage capitalism and relish the millennial excess of JOSIE & THE PUSSYCATS (2001). Topics include scrolling to the end of Netflix; Matthew Rhys, the shy little Welsh boy; the full Jamie Campbell Bower effect; EMDR, setting boundaries, and hating phone calls; capitalism is an untenable virus; we love fake boy bands; stupid tiny beards; Alan Cumming's cell phone prop work; Parker Posey!; Eugene Levy!; Hillbilly Vanilli; Mr. Moviefone!; using witchcraft to beat anxiety and despair; and even more!

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In the last of the Holidaze theme, Heather and Rian celebrate their whiteness with WHITE CHRISTMAS (1954). Topics include Little Debbie Christmas Tree snack cakes, eating disorders, and food planning; more Grinch stuff; QUEER and John Waters and please take a shower, sir; a BARBIE rewatch; the whitest Christmas movie ever made; policing Christmas; Mom commentary; Edith Head!; minstrel shows; not the half-naked Abercrombie & Fitch guys from the 90s; Don Draper in the Carousel Club; clever dialogue; why it might be okay that we still watch this movie; inside jokes and family trauma; our most ADHD episode yet!; and even more!

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In the penultimate of the Holidaze theme, Heather and Rian go off about RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER (1964), A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS (1965), and DR. SUESS'S HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (1966). Topics include having no time for emotions and yet making time for holiday emotional labor; a parenting win; rotating a karate costume like hot dogs in a gas station; cash me outside, the cleaner; cannibalistic marshmallow snow people as art; HARRY POTTER and THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW; a RUDOLPH macro-view; yo, boomers, re-watch this childhood classic; Americans: we remember nothing; gender socialization through reindeer; drag Christmas songs; a really sad sketch show; Lucy was the OG hipster; the nativity of our childhood and residual trauma; hiding baby jesus; all other versions of THE GRINCH are trash; who made the Grinch green?; and even more!

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