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  • The Cancer Excuse

    The Cancer Excuse
    Jan 31 2022

    Before "The Vid", there was the one and only, CANCER EXCUSE! Learn to use it, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a true Miserable Failure! Buy our book (and fund our bad habits) by clicking one of these links: Buy on AMAZON, or purchase on BARNES & NOBLE...Thanks, suckers!!!
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    22 min
  • Just Got Out of The Nut House

    Just Got Out of The Nut House
    Feb 3 2021

    Join the Miserable Failure crew as they discuss their latest stay in the nut house, and their bestselling book "How To Be A Miserable Failure" (it's truly terrible and NOT worth your $$$)...BUY IT HERE www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/book 



    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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    16 min
  • A Very Miserable Failure Christmas

    A Very Miserable Failure Christmas
    Dec 24 2020

    After being released from jail for the holidays, these two miserable failures do what they do best on Christmas, get shit faced in their panel van!  Happy New Year!!!

    --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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    11 min
  • Scratch Off Lottery Party

    Scratch Off Lottery Party
    Sep 23 2020
    WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and will attempt to steal your underwear...  Tonight is a special night for Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty.  After years of effort, their "scratch off lottery" strategy FINALLY pays off, and now it's time to celebrate!  There's liquor kegs, frightened prostitutes, and a pornographic marching band.SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Kim's Pornographic Marching Band (as always, you did NOT disappoint)-Cheb's Heart Attack Pizza (we are now fully clogged...wonderful job)-Librarian Mindy Reynolds (we had no idea the internet did something besides porn) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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    38 min
  • LIVE From Cellblock #4

    LIVE From Cellblock #4
    Sep 16 2020
    WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and should NEVER be around small animals, or open flames...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they broadcast LIVE from their 2nd home, County Jail Cellblock #4!  There's "prison wallets," puking, and a large shit explosion.Get your PANEL VAN LIFE WEAR HERE (dickhead):www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/merch  www.howtobeamiserablefailure.comSPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Randy Nash (we WILL fix your bike tire)-Uncle Gary's Back Cream (also makes great lube)-Busted Bill's Liquor Store & Produce Stand (thanks for the gin lettuce) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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    36 min
  • The Miserable Failure Awards

    The Miserable Failure Awards
    Sep 9 2020
    WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and should be jailed for a long, long, longtime...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they host the annual Miserable Failure Awards! There's madness, mayhem, and lots of losers.Get your PANEL VAN LIFE WEAR HERE (dickhead): www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/merch  www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Elk's Lodge #409 (sorry about the damages)-Terry (you know who you are...please return Mr. Snyder's pride)-Cruze Grape Soda (the fastest route to cavities we've ever mixed with vodka) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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    45 min
  • Private Security

    Private Security
    Sep 2 2020
    WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and smell really, really, really bad...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they FINALLY work a real job (if you consider working to be drinking & sleeping). There's "home alone" traps, a shitty intern, and lots of broken glass. www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/mug (buying our mug is an even worse idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Double D's Erotic Museum (please put signs up saying that's NOT allowed)-Muscle Cream Ladies Club (we wouldn't pay us either)-Larry Frankford (we have your poodle, send $1MILLON, paypal, NOW) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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    37 min
  • The Intern

    The Intern
    Aug 26 2020
    WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and they TOTALLY suck (at everything)...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they interview potential new interns they'll never pay (of course), and plan to abuse daily (of course). There's an obstacle course, bad language, and lots of intense pain. www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/mug (buying our mug is an even worse idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Dancing Beaver Bar & Grill (sorry about your bathroom)-Lucy Dartmouth (your purse is behind the dumpster)-Barbecue Jim (that's what happens when you smoke to close to the pump, moron) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
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    48 min