Épisodes

  • Ep 19- Keto Cravings, BarkBox Chaos, and the RV Dog Mom Life (Hot-Mess Style!)

    Ep 19- Keto Cravings, BarkBox Chaos, and the RV Dog Mom Life (Hot-Mess Style!)
    Jun 25 2025
    Welcome back to Hot-Mess Express with your favorite host Brooke Barton—where the pants are looser, the BarkBox is open, and the keto snacks are flying (literally, thanks to Huxley the doodle). 🐶

    This week, Brooke spills the sugar-free tea on: Her latest keto Costco finds (spoiler: moon cheese is a thing)
    How cheat days hit like a carb hangover
    Why BarkBox might just be the highlight of Huxley’s month
    Life in an RV with a 35-pound ball of fur and sass
    Business networking, CEUs, and why BNI is her not-so-secret weapon 🎧

    If you’ve ever started a diet on a Monday and opened your dog’s subscription box before your own Amazon package—this episode is for you.

    💬 Leave a review, tell a friend, and don’t forget to high-five your dog.
    🔗 Follow Brooke on TikTok for affiliate finds and Huxley cameos you didn’t know you needed.

    #HotMessExpress #BrookeBarton #KetoLife #BarkBoxUnboxing #DogMomChronicles #KetoSnacks #CostcoHaul #SmallBusinessLife #BNINetworking #KetoJourney #PodcastLife #FunnyPodcast #RealLifeUnfiltered #WomenWhoPodcast #PetParentLife #PodcastRecommendations #TikTokAffiliate #MoonCheeseMagic #rvlivingfulltime
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    17 min
  • Ep 18- Wardrobe Haul Meets Real Life Mayhem | Hot-Mess Express with Brooke Barton

    Ep 18- Wardrobe Haul Meets Real Life Mayhem | Hot-Mess Express with Brooke Barton
    Jun 4 2025
    Welcome aboard the Hot-Mess Express — where fashion meets fur, fitness fails, and fabulous chaos. In this episode, Brooke Barton takes us on a full-throttle joyride through her Stitch Fix haul, complete with live try-ons, surprise steals (hello, $19 tops!), and some questionable fashion decisions (do these sleeves make me look like a linebacker?).

    While dodging flying dog toys and navigating RV life, Brooke dishes on:
    📦 What to keep from her latest Stitch Fix box (and what’s going straight back)
    🐾 Huck’s BarkBox obsession and zoomie attacks
    🏋️‍♀️ Fitness adventures that make the gym staff question everything
    🛠️ Real estate hustle + planning a church camp with zero vehicles
    👖 Fab jeans, fashion math, and whether Flag & Anthem jeans from Cracker Barrel are actually a vibe
    This episode is pure, colorful, chaotic life, full of belly laughs, relatable rants, and Brooke’s signature spicy storytelling. If you're a fan of faith, fashion, and keeping it all the way real — this one’s for you.

    🎧 Press play and come laugh through the laundry with us. See full videos on our YouTube channel.

    This is a Pro Pod Digital production. Find out more at ProPodDigital.com.
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    25 min
  • Ep 17- Unboxing Chaos and Real-Life Rants | Hot-Mess Express with Brooke

    Ep 17- Unboxing Chaos and Real-Life Rants | Hot-Mess Express with Brooke
    May 29 2025
    All aboard the Hot-Mess Express—and this week, it’s a full family affair with Brooke Barton and her hilarious husband Michael Barton! From golden doodle drama with their pup Huck to BarkBox surprises, keto snack cravings, and real-life rants—this episode is your backstage pass to their beautifully chaotic life. 🐾🍑🎤 ✨

    In this episode:
    • Meet Huck the golden doodle: cuddly, chaotic, and occasionally vengeful (yes, there’s poop) 💩
    • BarkBox Unboxing: toys, treats, and Huck’s slobber-tooth tiger obsession 🦴
    • Real talk on keto, fitness, glutes, and the gym hustle 🏋️‍♀️
    • Hysterical couple banter and thighs that clap back 😂
    • Visiting a rhino rescue (yes, actual rhinos) at The Rhinery 🦏
    • Tuesday karaoke, Texas BBQ, and why Michael’s burger obsession is totally justified 🍔
    • Life updates, blended family love, business wins & marriage realness 💍
    💡 If you love dogs, fitness, real couples who keep it 100, and unfiltered Southern charm—hit play, subscribe, and ride the Hot-Mess Express with Brooke & Michael Barton.

    📹 Watch all of the episodes now on our YouTube channel!

    ➡️ Brooke Barton, the Hot-Mess and Redhead Health Advisor on her website, Facebook page, and Instagram!
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    20 min
  • Ep 16- MuuMuus, Margaritas & Messy Adventures | 2 Blondes & The Redhead Take Fredericksburg 🍷

    Ep 16- MuuMuus, Margaritas & Messy Adventures | 2 Blondes & The Redhead Take Fredericksburg 🍷
    May 1 2025
    Buckle up, y’all — it’s birthday weekend in Fredericksburg, TX, and the girls have arrived! In this laugh-out-loud episode of the Hot Mess Express Podcast, Brooke Barton and her two besties (Ashley + Tasha) take you on a wine-fueled, muu-muu-wearing adventure through wineries, whiskey spots, shopping detours, and wild Frenchie snoring. 🎉

    In this episode:
    • Fat Ass Winery flight reviews (PB&J wine?? 👀)
    • A real-life rhino encounter at Rhinory
    • Why French bulldogs are divas (Boss is not happy 😤)
    • “You can’t talk” — the inside joke that became a T-shirt
    • Off-Topic game night chaos + road trip stories
    It’s girls' weekend energy, hilarious travel chaos, and real friendship vibes in one unforgettable episode. 🎙️

    💬 COMMENT BELOW: What's your go-to girls trip destination (and drink)?
    🐾 Bonus: Boss the Frenchie makes a dramatic guest appearance (and major side-eye).
    🎧 Subscribe for more faith-filled laughs, chaotic bestie convos, and Brooke’s signature “hot mess but make it lovable” style.
    ➡️ Full video streaming on our YouTube channel.
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    22 min
  • Ep 15- Hot Mess Stitch Fix Unboxing: Real Talk, Cute Finds & A Velcro Dog | Hot Mess Express Podcast

    Ep 15- Hot Mess Stitch Fix Unboxing: Real Talk, Cute Finds & A Velcro Dog | Hot Mess Express Podcast
    Apr 23 2025
    Welcome aboard the Hot Mess Express, where the outfits are cute, the dog is clingy, and the chaos is chic.

    In this episode, Brooke Barton opens up her latest Stitch Fix box, gives honest (and hilarious) fashion feedback, and reminds us that adulting is better with coffee, carbs, and a fluffy golden doodle glued to your feet. 🛍️ What’s inside the box? A few closet wins, a pair of NOPE shoes, and a $14 blouse that’ll make your jaw drop. Brooke keeps it real with reviews on:
    • Fit, style, and whether it hides her “seafood diet” 🍝
    • Why she’s now that girl at the gym (and proud of it)
    • How she smuggles new clothes into the closet without raising alarms 😅
    • What Velcro dog life is like as a golden doodle mom
    💬 Plus: Insurance updates, spicy gym shirts, and a surprise appearance by her high-fivin’ pup. 🐶 Real talk. Real life. Real good outfits.

    🎧 Subscribe for weekly doses of laughter, life, and the best parts of being a beautiful mess. See the full video on our Pro Pod Digital YouTube channel, @propodigital.

    #HotMessExpressPodcast #StitchFixUnboxing #MomLifeUnfiltered #VelcroDogChronicles #GoldenDoodleMom #BudgetStyleFinds #RelatableAF #RealTalkPodcast #StitchFixHaul #HotMessStyle #TryOnTuesday #ChristianComedyPodcast #StitchFixReview #FashionFailOrWin #WomenSupportingWomen #FaithAndFunny #BrookeBartonLive
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    16 min
  • Ep 14- I'M BACK & Unboxing FabFitFun + Life Lately with Huck | The Hot Mess Express with Brooke Barton

    Ep 14- I'M BACK & Unboxing FabFitFun + Life Lately with Huck | The Hot Mess Express with Brooke Barton
    Apr 14 2025
    Brooke Barton is BACK, y’all—and she’s bringing real talk, rambunctious fluff, and FabFitFun surprises in this feel-good, faith-filled kickoff to The Hot Mess Express 🎙️In this hilarious and heartwarming episode, Brooke unboxes her latest FabFitFun haul, spills on her current skincare obsessions, and introduces us to her newest obsession: Huck, the fluffiest golden doodle puppy stealing hearts (and maybe chewing on a few things). 🐾But it’s not just beauty boxes and puppy snuggles—Brooke opens up about empty nesting, faith, family life, and why Jesus, joy, and dry shampoo are essential in her world. 💖Whether you're here for the laughs, the lifestyle hacks, or to just feel like you’re FaceTiming your funniest bestie, this episode is a must-watch/listen!

    ✨ Highlights:
    • FabFitFun unboxing (hello, Steve Madden sunglasses + skincare steals!)

    • Faith + real-life encouragement for moms and women of all ages

    • Puppy parenting adventures with Huck the golden doodle

    • Girl math, glam goodies, and God's grace (in that order 💁‍♀️)
    🙌 Who It’s For:Women of faith, moms, empty nesters, lifestyle lovers, FabFitFun fans, and anyone who’s ever felt like a hot mess on a healing journey. 💕

    🔔 Subscribe to ride the Hot Mess Express — where we keep it real, raw, and ridiculously fun.

    📌 Want to join live next time? Follow Brooke on Instagram & TikTok: @BrookeBartonOfficial


    🐶 Bonus: You’ll probably see Huck there too.
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    26 min
  • Ep 13- Stitch Fix, Puppy Chaos, and Relationship Goals—Hot Mess Level: Expert!

    Ep 13- Stitch Fix, Puppy Chaos, and Relationship Goals—Hot Mess Level: Expert!
    Feb 5 2025
    Hold onto your leopard print leggings because Brooke and Michael Barton are back with an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud episode of Hot-Mess Express! 🚂

    This week, we meet the newest (and furriest) member of the family—Huxley, aka Huck, the adorable pup who may or may not have a future in podcasting. Between Huck’s chaotic cameos, Brooke dives into not one, but TWO Stitch Fix unboxings, complete with impulsive fashion decisions, confetti sweaters, and the eternal debate: “Do I really need another pair of leopard print shoes?” (Spoiler alert: Yes. Yes, she does.)

    Michael plays the calm, collected “fixer” role—until Huck decides podcasting isn’t his vibe and opts for ball-dropping distractions instead. They also chat about RV living with a blended family, surviving work-from-home chaos, and even sprinkle in a few fitness updates (hello, 50-pound weight loss journey!).If you’re here for relatable couple banter, pet-parenting mishaps, and real talk about family life, fashion fails, and everything in between—you’ve found your people.

    👖✨ Topics Covered:
    • The truth about Stitch Fix hauls (and why confetti sweaters are life)
    • Meet Huck: The new Hot-Mess mascot
    • Relationship goals & blended family vibes
    • RV living adventures & small space survival tips
    • Fitness wins, fails, and everything in between
    🎧 Tune in now for fashion fails, family fun, and unfiltered laughs! Watch full episodes on YouTube! Like and subscribe for the latest!
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    27 min
  • Ep 12- A Hot-Mess of Comfort Foods and Everyday Laughs

    Ep 12- A Hot-Mess of Comfort Foods and Everyday Laughs
    Feb 3 2025
    Welcome to this episode of the Hot-Mess Express!

    Join Brooke and Michael Barton as they whip up a classic Southern fried bologna sandwich, dive into gym-day banter, and share hilarious stories about their day-to-day adventures. From nostalgic 80s jingles to a behind-the-scenes look at desert rose seedlings, this episode is full of quirky moments and heartfelt laughter.
    🌟 In this episode, you’ll learn: The secret to making the perfect fried bologna sandwich (heavy mayo fans, rejoice!) Why leg day at the gym can lead to hilarious encounters at the grocery store A sneak peek into their DIY garden project and how it’s growing (literally!) 🍴

    Plus, they talk about upcoming episodes featuring product reviews, their favorite CBD solutions for better sleep, and a Thanksgiving-ready candle haul!

    👉 Don’t miss out on this cozy yet hilarious kitchen-table chat. Whether you’re here for cooking tips or just need a laugh, this podcast is your perfect companion.

    📌 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more hot-mess of a good time! See full videos on our YouTube channel!

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    22 min