After William gets a stern telling-off for indulging in a midday martini, Jordan reveals some toilet behaviour that might just mark his lowest point yet. The boys then tackle your dilemmas regarding how soon is ‘too soon’ to bring your own tea into work, sharing your holiday pics with friends and restaurant vermin.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Jordan made a request for more dilemmas involving poo, and what Jordan wants, Jordan gets! Before the boys realise the ‘sh*t-suation’ they’ve found themselves in, there’s plenty of chat about northern parenting, Drag Race UK, and William becoming Jordan’s PA.

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Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Nicknames, Spirit Animals and Online Beef

William has started an online feud with a prominent TikToker and Jordan’s not doing anything to make it better. The boys also discuss what your ‘Sexted’ nicknames would be and which spirit animals best define William and Jordan.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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Jordan discovers a nasty surprise in his kitchen, and William strongly considers a reverse glow up in what can only be described as a moment of madness. The boys also answer your dilemmas regarding initialisms and tackling frisky co-workers down under.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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We are gathered here today to remember and celebrate the life of William and Jordan.

Their stars shone brightly, but it was always inevitable that a mouth full of bad D would be the thing to finally send them off to the spirit in the sky. The boys discuss the afterlife, what they’re leaving each other in their wills, and there’s even a special guest appearance from a very convincing Claudia Winkleman impersonator.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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William is back from New York City and Jordan has a confession about his parents he’d really rather not have shared. The boys also tackle your everyday dilemmas involving Spoons etiquette, what to do when you catch people having affairs, and how to cope with having a job you can’t tell anyone about.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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It’s another wild one as William and Jordan discuss who would make the perfect Sexted throuple, get to grips with the rules of the Spanish lisp, and read a message that raises more questions than it answers about chastity belts and the mysterious month of ‘Locktober’.

Fancy a magical night you won’t forget? Sexted is going on tour in March 2026 and you can get your tickets now at sextedmyboss.com/live.

Friday 20th March - Utilita Arena Cardiff

Saturday 21st March - OVO Arena Wembley

Friday 27th March - OVO Hydro Glasgow

Saturday 28th March - AO Arena Manchester

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