Brett talks about being raised in the South, marrying and divorcing a redneck, marrying a Jewish man whose parents aren't too pleased, the difference between NYC and L.A. when it comes to cars, women with plastic surgery, department store workers spraying perfume on you, annoying rich children, and Boston having just as much inbreeding as the South.

Chris talks about how it's hard to be prejudiced against black babies, always being suspicious because of his race, athletes being role models, and a 50s-themed cast party he went to.

Shelley is on the phone trying to reach someone, but the child on the other end isn't cooperating.

A man tries to give a speech about Shakespeare, but a drunk audience member keeps interrupting.

Carl interviews a 2000 year old man about the secret to staying alive for so long, the origin of the word cheese, and what cavemen did instead of applauding with their hands.

Dick talks about changes in humor and entertainment, tells a joke as it was 10 years ago and if it still stands up, talks about how Tarzan used to be a role model and about the changes in music.

Bob acts out scenario as a driver instructor who's trying, unsuccessfully, to teach a woman how to drive.

Jack talks about being included on the Colgate Comedy Hour, not knowing the show was off the air because of his broken tv, and not trusting companies that have three names.