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What masks do you wear without even realising it? This episode takes inspiration from Rob Goddard's book "Behind the Smile" as we explore the facades we've created throughout our lives to navigate the world as gay men.

Dave opens up about his "mask of control" – a safety mechanism developed from growing up in rough neighborhoods that now manifests as a need to maintain control in various situations. This protective strategy serves him well but becomes problematic when circumstances fall outside his influence. Meanwhile, I share my "mask of suppression" formed during years in the military when being gay was illegal, and how that suppression became so ingrained that traces remain even in today's more accepting environment.

We both acknowledge the contradictions in our personalities – claiming we don't care what others think while simultaneously seeking validation and approval, particularly in professional settings. The conversation takes a vulnerable turn when discussing the "mask of shame" that comes from past relationships and decisions, including my feelings about my previous marriage before fully accepting my sexuality.

The episode isn't all serious introspection though! We introduce a hilarious new segment on pet peeves that has us ranting about everything from people who don't wear deodorant on public transport to drivers who fail to acknowledge when you let them merge in traffic. Dave's passionate hatred for noisy car exhausts reveals his "cranky old man" persona in full force.

Whether you're examining your own masked behaviors or just looking for some authentic conversation with plenty of laughs, this episode offers both profound insights and entertaining banter. Share your own masks or pet peeves with us at fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or through our socials – we'd love to hear what makes you tick (or what gives you the ick)!

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Ever had a week so jam-packed with adventures that you barely have time to process one experience before diving into the next? That's exactly what happened to us over the past fortnight, and we're spilling all the tea!

We kicked things off at our friend's 50th birthday bash where we couldn't help but notice a particularly handsome 6'4" basketball player who had everyone's attention. Between devouring the most incredible Persian feta dip (courtesy of Aldi!) and blue cheese that even converted the non-believers among us, we had deep conversations with our amazing female friends - each one an absolute powerhouse in her own right. From Amber's emotional wisdom to Helen's entrepreneurial success with her postpartum product "Happy Cat," these women continue to inspire us with their strength and hustle.

Amid all this socializing, we were also tackling the chaos of moving house! With the help of friends (special shoutout to Miami who immediately attacked an overgrown tree with secateurs the moment she arrived), we managed to transport countless plants, furniture, and Matt's extensive collection of possessions to the new place. This podcast marks our first recording in the new space, which we're excited to set up properly for future guests.

Perhaps our most entertaining misadventure came when we decided to visit Sydney Sauna on what turned out to be an "all-gender night." Let's just say we encountered some unexpected anatomy in the spa that had Matt absolutely horrified! While we fully support our trans and gender-diverse community, the experience provided some hilariously awkward moments that perfectly exemplify how we often find ourselves in situations that become perfect fodder for this podcast.

We also attended Rob Goddard's book launch for "Behind the Smile," a powerful exploration of the masks gay men wear throughout their lives. And finally, Dave had a satisfying confrontation with someone who had previously used homophobic language, proving that sometimes standing up to bullies is the perfect resolution.

So grab a drink, settle in, and enjoy this jam-packed episode of gay misadventures, thoughtful reflections, and plans for future escapades. Have questions about gay life or suggestions for topics? We'd love to hear from you!

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Words have power. When a homophobe at our local club referred to us as "the fucking poofters," it sparked a deep dive into the language of homosexuality – past, present, and evolving. What terms were once slurs but have been reclaimed? What words should never be uttered? And how does context change everything?

We journey through fascinating gay terminology from across the decades, uncovering forgotten gems like "Doric Love" (1920s term for gay relationships) and "fag stag" (the rare straight man who enjoys hanging with gay men). From "fairy" originally describing promiscuous women in the 1890s to "egg" describing someone pre-transgender realisation in the 2020s, we explore how language adapts to our expanding understanding of gender and sexuality.

Dave's Letter of the Day takes us through sexual terms beginning with F, from fellatio to face-sitting, leading to hilariously candid discussions about our own preferences and experiences. Then we tackle a sensitive listener conundrum: should our underwear model friend use a penis pouch to appear larger after a designer suggested it? We address body image concerns and the problematic nature of being asked to "enhance" what's already perfectly adequate.

This episode combines history, humour, and heartfelt advice – reminding us that while words can wound, they can also empower, educate, and bring us closer together as a community. Subscribe, share, and join the conversation by emailing us at fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com or messaging us on Instagram at @fullygrownhomospodcast.

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Wellness journeys take unexpected turns as Matt dives headfirst into his first-ever yoga experience at the Australian Yoga and Wellness Festival. What begins as friendly support for his friend Miami transforms into a profound personal awakening during a Sacred Breath healing session that reconnects Matt with long-forgotten childhood memories. Through tears and physical sensations, he discovers parts of himself he never knew were missing, raising questions about healing, trauma, and self-discovery that resonate with anyone on their own wellness path.

The episode delivers a powerful life lesson from presenter Caitlin Vincent that might change how you approach social obligations forever: you're allowed to say "no" without justification. For chronic people-pleasers, this simple permission to prioritize your own wellbeing represents a revolutionary act of self-care. Matt's enthusiasm for his newfound yoga practice (complete with newly purchased yoga bolsters and blocks) showcases his characteristic ADHD-driven passion that listeners have come to love.

The conversation shifts to a night out celebrating their friend Sammy's unusual "first birthday" – after discovering her actual birth date differed from what she'd celebrated her entire life. The evening at Newtown's Bank Hotel and the Imperial features hilarious mishaps including an accidentally ordered beer, a single scallop entrée, and a phantom steak that was never actually ordered. Among the laughter and dancing emerges a fascinating discussion about the stark differences between gay male and lesbian dating apps, revealing cultural insights that prompt deeper questions about how queer men and women navigate relationships differently.

Whether you're curious about wellness practices, LGBTQ+ dating culture, or simply enjoy authentic conversations filled with humor and heart, this episode delivers entertainment alongside thoughtful reflections on self-discovery and friendship. Join us next time as we continue our exploration of relationships and dating with more bizarre facts and insights you won't want to miss.

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Ever wondered what foods might naturally boost your libido? Or why your pee smells strange after eating asparagus? Dave and Matt tackle these burning questions and more in this laugh-out-loud episode packed with bizarre food facts and their usual brand of unfiltered gay commentary.

The episode kicks off with the boys recounting their Anzac Day adventures at Panthers club in Western Sydney, where solemn remembrance meets spirited celebration. Between the two-up gambling and paying respects to fallen soldiers, they confess their real passion for the day was people-watching—specifically, admiring the abundance of attractive men. Their hilariously detailed observations about one particularly well-endowed gentleman will have you in stitches (and possibly blushing).

Next, they share their experience at a Panthers versus Manly rugby league match, where they enjoyed the luxury of corporate lounge access. Their wide-eyed descriptions of the state-of-the-art stadium make it clear this was a highlight of their week, though Dave's bathroom observations suggest he found other highlights as well.

The main course of the episode serves up surprising revelations about foods with sexual benefits. Did you know porridge oats might boost testosterone? Or that watermelon functions similarly to Viagra when consumed in large quantities? From oysters (which Matt finds revolting) to the infamous durian fruit (described as smelling like "rotten flesh"), the hosts explore traditional and scientific claims about aphrodisiacs with their trademark humour.

The episode rounds out with "Dave's Letter of the Day," an educational segment unpacking gay terminology beginning with B—including "baby gay," "bear," and "beard." A listener's hilarious story about an awkward checkout experience with suggestive produce adds the perfect dessert to this feast of an episode.

Fancy trying Dave and Matt's proposed "Hard Smoothie" recipe? Or have stories of your own to share? Connect with us on socials @FullyGrownHomosPodcast or email us. Subscribe for more unfiltered adventures from two fully grown homos navigating life with humour, heart, and occasional bathroom reconnaissance.

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Dave and Matt take you through the transformative journey of coming out in this deeply personal episode that balances heartfelt vulnerability with practical insights.

Dave reveals his experience of coming out at 42 after a military career, marriage, and fatherhood. "Every day since that point onwards I've been the true, authentic me," he shares, detailing how family reactions surprised him in the best possible ways. Meanwhile, Matt discusses coming out in his early twenties despite knowing he was different from childhood, and the complex feelings of regret that his supportive mother "always knew."

The hosts unpack fascinating statistics showing how coming out ages are shifting dramatically across generations - from 19-20 for millennials to 11-14 for today's youth. They explore why one in three LGBTQ+ adults never come out to their parents at all, examining the fears and societal pressures that keep people in the closet.

What makes this conversation especially valuable is their nuanced take on why authenticity matters not just for yourself, but for everyone in your life. "The pressure of staying hidden is far harder," they emphasize, while acknowledging that timing and circumstances remain deeply personal.

Whether you're contemplating coming out, supporting someone who is, or simply curious about LGBTQ+ experiences, this episode offers both emotional resonance and practical resources. Reach out to us through our socials or email if you need support - we promise a judgment-free conversation.

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Missing a few episodes because life got in the way? We're back and better than ever with a candid catch-up session that dives deep into both our personal journeys and some fascinating sex-positive history!

Dave takes us through his recent medical adventures following his hospitalization. From the slightly uncomfortable but necessary cystoscopy procedure (with a hot doctor, naturally) to brain scans and prostate discussions, he shares these experiences with the perfect balance of humor and helpful information. Meanwhile, I (Matt) open up about my recent mental health challenges while adjusting to a new professional role. The irony wasn't lost on me that I teach others to ask for help yet couldn't follow my own advice—a reminder that we're all works in progress, no matter how self-aware we think we are.

The conversation takes a fascinating historical turn when we explore the surprising origins of sex toys throughout human civilization. Did you know the oldest discovered dildo dates back 28,000 years to the Neolithic period? Or that Ancient Greeks apparently used olive oil-soaked breadsticks for pleasure? Our journey through dildo history from stone artifacts to steam-powered Victorian devices had us both laughing and learning.

Our popular "Letter of the Day" segment returns with P-themed words that spark discussions about everything from pearl necklaces to public sex, with personal anecdotes that only fully grown homos could share. We wrap up by tackling the age-old question of whether gay men typically have sex on first dates, offering our candid thoughts on how hookup culture and dating intersect in today's world.

Got questions about gay life or topics you're curious about? We want to hear from you! Message us on Instagram @FullyGrownHomosPodcast or email us at fullygrownhomospodcast@gmail.com. Nothing is off limits!

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