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With Chris out this week, Austin, Cam, Tony, and Zach take over to talk movies! Austin finally breaks his years-long drought with a massive late-night movie marathon. We break down what he watched, debate the *Jumanji* sequel, and tackle the wild escalation of the *Fast & Furious* franchise. Plus, we read some extremely NSFW Urban Dictionary definitions sent in by the fans (you've been warned!), discuss the insanity of *The Boys*, and dive into rumors about Jared Leto's secret island cult. Grab a drink and join the conversation.

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00:00 - Start!

01:17 - Fan Requests: NSFW Urban Dictionary Definitions

04:36 - Fun Facts About Bird Anatomy & Drowning Turkeys

05:56 - Austin's First Movie Marathon in Years

07:02 - Fantastic Four & Forced Feminism in Movies

12:52 - Why Thunderbolts Did Strong Female Characters Right

18:56 - RIP Chuck Norris & History of Ungentlemanly Warfare

27:42 - Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter Trailers

30:30 - Overworked Studios & Marvel's CGI Problems

32:18 - Watching Remember the Titans For the First Time

45:29 - The Most Unrealistic Movie Cliches

01:00:33 - The Insane Fast & Furious Timeline & Paul Walker CGI

01:05:34 - Spaceballs 2 & Surviving Cancel Culture

01:08:01 - Reacting to the Campus Protester Video

01:14:36 - The Great Jumanji Title Debate

01:20:13 - Does Jared Leto Have a Secret Island Cult?

01:24:28 - Closing Dad Jokes

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Welcome back to the table! We've been gone for a minute, and man, do we have some catching up to do. This episode is a wild ride through a gauntlet of family medical nightmares. We're talking torn biceps and rotator cuffs , a rib cracked in the most pathetic way possible during a warehouse shoulder-check , and a terrifying run-in with the "Widowmaker" heart attack. Plus, Tony recaps his insanely ritzy NYC trip (complete with hotboxed subways ), we dive into the existential dread of watching our parents and kids get older, and we wrap it up with a classic Medusa joke. Are we cursed? Probably. Grab a chair and join the chaos.

00:00 - Start!

00:13 - The Transgender Vegan Joke

01:05 - Missing Chris & Welcome Back

02:27 - Kara's Insane Shoulder Surgery

09:27 - How Zach Broke His Rib

19:29 - Dog Trips, Punctured Lungs, & Face Cancer

22:49 - Tony's Ritzy NYC Trip

38:34 - NYC Pizza & Hotboxed Subways

48:49 - The Great Gatsby Wedding Experience

52:12 - Wall Street & The Ghostbusters Firehouse

54:11 - The Truth About the Hollywood Walk of Fame

56:59 - The Terrifying Widowmaker Heart Attack

1:02:40 - The Existential Dread of Aging Parents

1:04:22 - Time Flying By & Kids Growing Up Too Fast

1:14:46 - Teenagers Getting Driving Permits

1:21:59 - Medusa's Dirty Secret & Outro

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In this wild and unfiltered "Ask Men" episode, the guys tackle some of the heaviest and most hilarious questions submitted by the crowd. We kick things off with a heartbreaking question about surviving a 15-year sexless marriage , which leads into a shocking real-life story of a husband who gave up his newlywed wife for a porn addiction.

But it doesn't stay heavy for long! The table quickly derails into hilarious debates about sitting versus standing in the bathroom in the dark , defining deeply cursed Urban Dictionary terms like "Alabama Roulette" , and Cam’s unforgettable wedding night disaster. We also dive deep into societal double standards, the harsh reality of "conditional love" for men , and why men absolutely suck at taking compliments.

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00:00 - Start!

02:08 - Welcome to Ask Men Round 2

02:38 - Surviving a 15-year sexless marriage

04:36 - He chose p*rn over his newlywed wife

13:58 - Walked in on him pooping on their wedding night

14:16 - The great debate: Sitting vs. standing to pee

22:25 - How to handle a completely dead bedroom

31:37 - Urban Dictionary: Alabama Roulette & "Poop Scars"

35:37 - If you could pick your physical features...

42:48 - Does God have a sense of humor about sex drives?

49:45 - What men struggle with but rarely talk about

51:13 - The harsh reality of conditional love for men

55:19 - Did the feminist movement ruin single-income families?

1:06:01 - Why men don't know how to take compliments

1:09:49 - Do men really prefer natural beauty?

1:20:09 - The scariest real-life things we've witnessed

1:25:15 - Should women invade "guy spaces" to meet men?

1:36:47 - The biggest mood killers and unattractive traits

1:52:34 - Terrible jokes to end the podcast

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